LenRay Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I'll bet she hitchhiked to Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 And Brendan just doesn't understand all her struggles and how she crossed the country to get to Vegas to make a life for herself as a slutty VIP cocktail waitress.I can totally, like, understand where she's, like, coming from. That was always my, like, unrealized dream. She did, like, what I couldn't. What young girl, like, doesn't aspire to be, like, a slutty VIP cocktail waitress, like, in Vegas. You know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena28 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 She is Vegas!!! Didn't we hear that many times last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevea11 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I reserve the right to bash any house guest anytime for any reason. That's what this board is for. Nothing personal, just my own selfish pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBinMiami Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I can totally, like, understand where she's, like, coming from. That was always my, like, unrealized dream. She did, like, what I couldn't. What young girl, like, doesn't aspire to be, like, a slutty VIP cocktail waitress, like, in Vegas. You know what I mean? Like, what is the job description for like, a VIP cocktail waitress? Does it like pay well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirGumby Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I can totally, like, understand where she's, like, coming from. That was always my, like, unrealized dream. She did, like, what I couldn't. What young girl, like, doesn't aspire to be, like, a slutty VIP cocktail waitress, like, in Vegas. You know what I mean? Poor Rack from Hell, nobody like understands how HARD she's had IT.. And like after she spent like all her earnings going to the RuPaul College of Cosmetology and Fashion Institute.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Rachel probably makes big bucks pleasing her customers but then when she drunkenly goes home keeps getting rolled by down on their luck gamblers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBinSavannah Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I can totally, like, understand where she's, like, coming from. That was always my, like, unrealized dream. She did, like, what I couldn't. What young girl, like, doesn't aspire to be, like, a slutty VIP cocktail waitress, like, in Vegas. You know what I mean? I have a headache. Oy vey.Slutty VIP cocktail waitress is on the wrong show. She should have applied for True Beauty to become the face of Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 She's a two-bit whore in a bar, what more is there to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 She's a two-bit whore in a bar, what more is there to say?That she charges too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBinMiami Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 She's a two-bit whore in a bar, what more is there to say?Close the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevea11 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 She's a two-bit whore in a bar, what more is there to say?Ummm, excuse me but this is Vegas darling. six-bits at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Like, what is the job description for like, a VIP cocktail waitress? Does it like pay well?You have to to be able to drink like a seasoned sot as $50 shots of liquor will be continuously provided by horny old, rich men. You must have absolutely huge boobs, be ridiculously loud with a teeth-gritting laugh and a 'flambuoyant' hair color. A degree in Chemistry is an asset as well, although an IQ isn't required.Does it pay well? Who needs money when you live in VEGAS!!!! Use your ASSets and your imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirGumby Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Ummm, excuse me but this is Vegas darling. six-bits at least.six-bits sounds right. Four have to go back to the house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Ummm, excuse me but this is Vegas darling. six-bits at least.She probably gets paid in........are you ready.....drum roll......SPAM!!!!Sorry Stevea, I still can't get over your spam post, lol lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBinMiami Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 You have to to be able to drink like a seasoned sot as $50 shots of liquor will be continuously provided by horny old, rich men. You must have absolutely huge boobs, be ridiculously loud with a teeth-gritting laugh and a 'flambuoyant' hair color. A degree in Chemistry is an asset as well, although an IQ isn't required.Does it pay well? Who needs money when you live in VEGAS!!!! Use your ASSets and your imagination.So I take it that a stint on BB would be a pay cut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 She was just amazed that the guys said they would rather drink some beers and find some regular girls in the club to have some fun with than pay a large sum of money for a bottle, sit at her table and listen to her horrid laugh while she pretends to like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 It's more like "Do I hear five bits, four bits from the gentlemen in the corner, six from the guy on the right." They do have auctions in Vegas, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 So I take it that a stint on BB would be a pay cut?That's the price she has to pay to be an up and coming famous soap opera star, or the wife of a whiny, loser scientist. Whichever comes first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevea11 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 six-bits sounds right. Four have to go back to the house... If that's the case then Gingersnaps is right, a two-bit whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBinMiami Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 It's more like "Do I hear five bits, four bits from the gentlemen in the corner, six from the guy on the right." They do have auctions in Vegas, right? And the prize is a place that has seen more traffic than the Florida Turnpike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 But she does have a great sense of humor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 If that's the case then Gingersnaps is right, a two-bit whore.One bit to the IRS and she's only a one-bit whore. I guess Brendon wants a cut too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImIn Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 If that's the case then Gingersnaps is right, a two-bit whore.when I first read this I skipped over the word 'right" and was ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 She was just amazed that the guys said they would rather drink some beers and find some regular girls in the club to have some fun with than pay a large sum of money for a bottle, sit at her table and listen to her horrid laugh while she pretends to like them.I'm sure they would tip her large if she brought them a noose too! They would look at her boobs for a few minutes but once she opened her beak they would want to run.when I first read this I skipped over the word 'right" and was !Mr.Always Exact, skipping over words? I can't believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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