uvp Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Dear hg, you guys are very ugly love, mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Dear Will and Boogie, You know that we can't really wire messages to and from one another...right? You also know you are sitting right next to each, in the same room of the same house and can just say things to each other...right? About to slap you both, Your Hands which are not phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Dear Houseguests, Please quit calling me names like "Lame" and "Boring". I have news for you. If Big Brother is either of those things, it has nothing to do with me! The Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheera Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Dear Boogie, Why are you always calling out Will's name? The Jack shack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 dear hg, please use me. everything else gets used but me. i am not a bad thing. bathe me and love me veto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Dearest Houseguests, I am here in this house. There's no use denying it. No one is immune. Please don't act shocked, sad, or offended when you discover me. Beware-- be cautious-- and be smart about how you use me. Sincerely, Lies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Dear Will, brrrrring brrrrring Talk to you soon, Your hand phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auntjulie Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Dear House Guests, For the love of all that is holy, please stop using my name in vain!! Or I will run you over myself! In Jesus' Name, The Bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Dear hg, you guys lie, backstab, tear each other to pieces. all of you guys have sin. but i love it. hope to see soon thanks, hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 All HG's, PLEASE stop acting like it is a bad thing for any of you to be in here for me! And, please stop trying to fool others into believing that you are not in here for me! The Money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Boogie, Please put me back in Diane's drawer! I don't belong on you! Diane's Capris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Dear spidersscareme, Hey now -- don't be dissin' me! I ain't no girilie capris!!! You better watch it, or I'll be releasing a bucketfull of spiders in your house!! Signed, Booger's MANPRIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Dear Boogie, Please get off of me, I'm tired of being stuck up here controlling you like a puppet Yours, Will's Hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharonda99 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Dear Will, We are slowly chopping you down from the feet up. Sincerely, The glass goggles that cut your foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 ^^^ Mike cut his foot, not Will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Dear Will and Boogie, Didn't anyone ever tell you that two Queens always beat two Jacks. Signed, Janelle and Marcellas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 dear james, you keep sitting on me and i feel very violated. no love, the pool stick Dear Danielle, sooner rather than later you will run out of cover stories to save me. please stop making me the butt of all jokes. love, your big butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Dear Danielle, Don't get too comfortable in me. It won't be long before you're out of the house altogether. Hate to be the one to break it to you, The HOH room Dear Georgey, OMG, we meet again at last! It felt so good to finally be in your midst. I promise to do your body good, but can't guarentee I won't just run right through you. Here's hoping I stick around for awhile, Solid Food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auntjulie Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Dear Sara, Please gain some confidence. It is possible to find a man who doesn't control the foods you eat, who doesn't call you dumb, and most importantly doesn't lisp your name during the throes of passion. Heaven Sent, Your Guardian Angel Dear Houseguests, I tried to tell you James was a snake. Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining!! Demonic-ally yours, The Spirit of Cappy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I must be crazy Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Dear Jani, Nice to be back around your neck. The Veto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Boogie, If you win this game, I hope you realize that it is because you haven't stopped riding me since the beginning. Tired of Carrying you, Will's Coattails Dear spidersscareme, Hey now -- don't be dissin' me! I ain't no girilie capris!!! You better watch it, or I'll be releasing a bucketfull of spiders in your house!! Signed, Booger's MANPRIS Booger's MANPRIS, If you have to put the word MAN in front of an article of women's clothing to imply that they are "Manly", they aren't meant to be worn by men. Spidersscareme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creegan1 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Marci, Thou shall not steal. Please return me to the Holiday Inn. The White Robe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Dear Erika, We're actually very introverted by nature so its a bit troubling that you've been putting us out there for everyone to see. Please cover us up before we catch cold. Sincerely, Your Ribs. Dearest Marcellas, I know we spent some time together a few years ago, and though it may not have meant much to you, it meant the world to me and your fellow housemates at the time. I think I could make your life, and the life of the fellow BB7ers much easier if we could reconnect. Yours truly, Your Personality. Dear Howie and Janelle, Hey guys! Outside the house we talk all the time. In fact, I help you everyday with things like getting home, tying your shoes and calling the people you love. I really miss you and think I could be a real asset to your gameplay if you'd just give me a chance. Right here waiting, Your memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 James, Would you quit unleashing me? Or, are you in this game to lose? Your Temper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichi Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Dearest Boogie, I know you never needed me in college and I was able to deal with that, but now that you are loaded I have been working really hard and have always served you with a smile...but this latest one? it's too much. I need back up. Love your immune system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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