word_girl Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dear drugstore.com, Please increase order for additional HeadOn by ten-fold, due to the size of Will's head. Sincerely, BB Shoppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gill332211 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Dear all houseguests, i am sick of all the faces and attitude i am getting from all of you. some of you give me the sexy face one minute and the next minute you are popping zits in front of me. its giving me mixed signals and i am going crazy. you dye your hair in front of me and mock me just beacuse i dont have any hair. let me tell you that i am gunning for all of you becuase i hate how you look at me and i vote to evict all of you sincerely, the bathroom mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 My Darling Erika, I LOVE being close to you . . . the touch of you . . . the feel of you. When I'm near you my cup runneth over. Adoringly, Your bikini top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbfan100 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Dear Mike Please never put your finger in me again! your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Dear James, The first time you do it is always the most exciting and thrilling. With lots of love, The HOH key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 CB The EXACT moment I was reading this, Will was saying "It's awkward at first." (It might have even been James who said it since I just listen to the feeds sometimes instead of watch - even better!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 dear boogie the jerk off, you are not howie and its not funny when you pose infront of me and say "BAM". only howie can get away with that. sincerly, the outside window/mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Will, With regards to Howie...better you than us! The Tarantulas Diane, When I sang "Cry Me a River" I wasn't referring to you! Justin Timberlake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Dear Will, Damn it, now I can't hide on you anymore. The bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Dear Will, Yeah H2O! Quick! Duck behind me, and I'll protect you from the evil CG. (And next time that happens, we'll just call in the lightly toasted Wheat.) The bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 Dear Marcellas, Don't ever compare me to Alison or Danielle ever again! --gonorrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Dear jase: i have been wanting a visit from you for a while now. nobody loves you more than me. come here and let me comfort you. sincerly, The Nomination Chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bb7addict Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Dear Chicken George, Big Brother Tip #1: The goal is supposed to go to the end with alliances with people in the house, not me! The Slop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dear Houseguests, For the combined physical and emotional health of all involved, please do not fill with potentially toxic waste materials. Yours in safety, The Apple Juice Container Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dear Jase Would you like to meet me in the cellar and have some cheese? Cordially, Your W*h*ine Dear Will, Please quit begging to get kicked out of the house. We don't want you here either. The 'Outside" World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allison_06 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dear Howie, So, we on for tonight? Luv, JackShack Dear Janie, See Ya in the Winner's Chair! Yours for the Taking, $500,000.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dear Jase, The reason you are always tugging me this way and that is that I know best. I know I look stupid this way. Let me help you make me look the best I can under the circumstances. Forever Trying to Leave You, You Hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis_3 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dear George, I love it when you hold me! Kisses, Slop Bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dearest Kaysar, Never let me shave your head again, -The clippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Will: I know you tell me things you don't say to anyone else. And I know you love being in me. But I think the only reason you ever come to me is to use me to further your own interests - I feel like you're using my connections to try to impress people whose later Choices could benefit you. And when I want to see you and call you to come to me, you always find a reason to delay. I KNOW you'll miss me when you're gone (didn't you come back and play again just to spend time with me?) but by then I'm not sure I'll miss you. Yours for now, The Diary Room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianPrincess Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Dear Erika I'm getting tired of kissing ass all day. From, Your Lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Dear Will, We know that immitation is the sincerest form of flattery so, Thank you! The Carrots and Oranges Dear Will, My purpose is the help you look healthy and give you a nice golden brown color. If you abuse me, you end up looking like the Carrots and Oranges! You have ruined my reputation! We're through, Spray On Tan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 To Ms. HOH herself, Listen B*tch, you may be able to steal my hair, my clothes, my look..whatever, but how dare you steal my bedroom! I want it back, and I want it back now! Barbie... the one and ONLY Dear Jase, We're finding it most difficult to reside with you. One minute you're throwing things around at the thought of being backdoored, then in the next moment you are sitting side by side with Mrs. Julie herself going on about how you WILL be back inside the house. Please pick one emotion and go with it. Very truly yours...literally, Bitterness and Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Janelle>>>Barbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 Dear Houseguests, I hate you too. --Talladega Nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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