Califcyclone Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 James: I believe we have you on our schedule this evening. Not sure if it is for a pick-up or a run-over. Whichever, we look forward to servicing you. The Bus Company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Dear Bus Company: no need to stop by the big brother house tonight, james is getting a special pickup from me! Signed: Freight train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tan2relax Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I have got to say this thread has had me cracking up numerous times. Thanks all for your creativity!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 F. Train: No, we are definitely showing James on our schedule for this PM. Perhaps we can both go. We originally had a Ms. Janelle on our schedule but that was rescheduled for a possible later pick-up. This does concern us as our records also show a number of prank calls for that same location over the past couple weeks....the callers insist they are legit but just having cell transmission issues with their "hand phones". Sincerely The Bus Company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Will/Mike: Just wanted to remind you to call the bus company, freight line and Acme semi-truck rental company to confirm their arrival this PM for James. Also, remember to make reservations for next week's sucker. Your Hand Phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Boogie, Watch out! Remember Ivette? Keep it up and you'll be next! The Grill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Danielle: Please don't use me as an excuse for your plotting and scheming. But, you are impressive. Sincerely, Your Sunday Night Wine Glass Will: Dude, You better not be lying to my little sister, the backyard camera. She is very vulnerable and trusting. If, we find out you are lying to her, you are really going to be sorry. My entire family throughout the house are much more powerful than Doogie Hauser, a diamond veto or 20 men standing outside the door. We can ruin your Medical career, your love life with Erin, anything. Remember dude, you mess with the bean - you mess with the whole burrito! Signed, The Camera Over the Toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catniptoy Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Dear Danielle, I will take great enjoyment in hitting you on your way out. Sincerely, The Door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburngirl Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 These are soooo funny!! I can't think of any but ya'll keep 'em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWasntMe Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Danielle, I am tired of you blowing smoke up my ass! Sincerely, The Patio Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 danielle, look up and smile when you are crouched there smoking... everyone knows what you are doing. there are no hidding spaced on BB. shame on you for thinking you could get away with it. sincerly not, The space behind the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Boogie, Did you at least watch My Man Will while he finnesed your girl Erika into putting Daniel up? If you are going to ride me, at least take notes from my master! Will's Coattails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wash ur face Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Ericka, Please stop sticking your finger down me. Sincerely, Your throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auntjulie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Dear Will, I know you're the Puppet Master and all, but I must say that I'm disappointed that you weren't able to convince the girls to bounce me in their lingerie. Could you try again, pretty please?? Love, The Trampoline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaLady Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Dear Danielle, If you can't handle the heat, get out! Sincerely, The kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearpawz Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Dear G..Ge...George, Please s..ss..st....stop bou......ow bouncing, please stop bouncing on u....uuuu...us. Already flat enough, bumble bee costumes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Dear Chicken George, Please! For your fellow houseguests' peace of mind...use me! What you did to them during the luxury competition is illegal in several states! But, you can't get arrested for using your imagination! The Jack Shack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Dear Erika, Ok...yes...kids draw us. We even have our own game called Hang Man. But, really! Do you idolize us so much that you are trying to look just like us? Stick People Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Dear Booger, Thanks for making my big break into show business a bust, you could have used me all you wanted, but noooooooooooooo, you like the lime light all to yourself. Thanks for nothing Boogerhead. Bitterly, The Coup de ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Daniel, Perhaps I'd air out better if you would take me off and drape me across a chair. Or, better yet...wash me you disgusting woman! You Pink Robe P.S. Everyone can see you smoking behind that chair and, the way I smell is a dead giveaway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Dear Danielle: Please, please stop pushing me - you're wearing me out! Besides, if they wanted you in there, they'd open the damn door. Sincerely, The HoH doorbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslmbuggie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ROTFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 DANIELLE!! Please stop feeling around down here for your stolen booze bottles - you're disturbing us! Angrily, The Dust Bunnies under your bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Danielle: Just calling to confirm that we you scheduled for Thursday PM Is that Correct? The Bus Company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWasntMe Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Dear Danielle, We have your bed waiting for you. Sincerely, The Betty Ford Clinic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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