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My dearest Boogie,

I've waited so long to tell you this . . . I want you in me!

The warmth of you, the feel of you - I can wait no longer.

Please hurry my darling!

Please enter me,

The Sequester House

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To Whom It May Concern: Janelle, Erika or unfortunately even Boogie

Should you win...

Just a friendly reminder that there is always room for one more

Signed.

Richard Hatch's Jail Cell

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Mr. M Boogie:

Your hand phone reception was very poor and intermittent the other day.

We heard "Pick Will up." Not, "Will you pick up Erika".

We apologize for any confusion last night but suggest you contact your local phone provider to avoid future misunderstandings.

Regards, The Bus Company

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To: All Remaining Houseguests

May Boogie's Buick go the way of Ivette's scooters

Buwahahahaha

Signed

The Curse of Past Reality Show Vehicle Winners

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My Dear Erika,

I know you've had some hard times the past few months, and I just wanted you to know I'm here for you. I tried to stand beside you, support you, and help you make it through, but I feel like you've thrown me away.

We had some good times on the outside, and I'm not sure why you chose to not bring me with you into the big brother house. Anyhow, congratulations on 2nd place... perhaps you would have had a chance at 1st with me by your side.

Hope we meet again soon.

Sincerely,

Your self respect.

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Dear Season 8 Female Houseguests

Romance, Showmance...forget it...give me a try...I wont' put you on the block or evict you plus I;ll make you feel tingly all over...just jump up on me and put me on spin..

Love you Madly,

The Washing Machine

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