squirrel Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Howie, Is there anyway we can have a threesome with Boogie? Shack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStilesClan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Will Has it not benn 3 months yet. PLEASE quit putting me in your nasty mouth. I dont like it. Not Sincerely Yours Toothbrush Dear Other Hg Can you please put me in the toilet or something soI can get replaced? I dont want to be in his mouth anymore. Sincerely Yours Wills toothbrush PS Boogie Toothbrush said the same He wants to be rescued as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Erika, Stop sticking your head in me......The food you eat suppose to come from the "OTHER" end The Toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedShan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Erika, I can tell you're new at this baby. It's OK...just put me in your mouth and let nature take its course. We all have our first time and I promise I will be so gentle with you. All you have to do is give me the chance to go where no other has ever been and I swear I'll leave you wanting more. Just let me be the first and you won't regret it...... I'll be waiting for you... Boogie's Birthday Cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear George, I'm tired of getting into bed with you and your wife when y'all are randy. Don't use me again in that manner! Sincerely, The chicken suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Producers, Who decorated me? Did you let some of those 'Trading Spaces' designers run amok? AAARRGGGHH-- I just feel SO UGLY!!!! Ashamed to be seen, The BB house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 To Some of the Less Conscientious Houseguests, Why do you walk so quickly by without a single glance? Are we to be so always ignored and neglected? We Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Dr. Will, Please wipe away that nasty Booger. Thank you very much, The BB Hankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear BB Hankie, You're going to need some help to get rid of that booger. --The Kleenex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allison_06 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Nakomis, What did I do to deserve this? Pleadingly Yours, Your Hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Marcellas, Please OH please for the love of all that's holy can you take me off & give me some rest during the day? Sincerely, Your Sleepy Mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Head of Household, I am having a bit of an identity crisis. Do you like me better in blue or in black and grey? Or, I think I have something else I can try on too if you don't mind waiting a while... Feeling un-pretty, HOH Room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngeliaCG Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Howie, I snuck this letter in and left it under your pillow. I am so lonley without you. I feel so deflated. I cannot wait for you to come home. I miss your gentle caressing and your soft lips. Please, hurry back to me. All my love, Your blow up doll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfgranny Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Will, I know you love me because you gaze at me incessantly, but your adoration borders on obsession. If you don't stop staring at me I'm going to file a restraining order to keep you away from me. Love, The mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Nakomis: Perhaps you could consider us for a change... Clairol Nice N Easy Standard Brunette and Blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Houseguests; Every day we watch you walk sit around on your lazy @sses, listening to you complain about how much you hate it in the Big Brother house. You lounge, you b*tch, you swim, you b*tch, you eat, you b*tch, then you sleep, and you b*tch somemore. To be quite frank, we're sick of you! You may b*tch in our direction, but do you ever hear us b*tch back? (okay, so Karen did but she's no longer here...that's besides the point). Anyhow, we're stuck in this house too, only unlike you, we don't get paid to be here. Quit your b*tching, The Walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dear Will, You spin me right round baby, right round... The Lazy Susan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StarBaby Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dear Nakomis, It is NOT OKAY to match your hair colors and eye shadow to me. Get your own look, girlfriend, and stop copying mine. Vertically yours, The flame wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gill332211 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dear Big Brother, This game is sucking everything out of me sincerely, The Hooka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dear Hankie & Kleenex, I'd be happy to help with the Booger removal from Will. Sincerely Yours, Bath Towel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Will, If people mistake me for you and try to evict me, I will find you on the outside and seek my revenge. A Cotton Ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Just a few more feet and I'm in! Take that Producers! Try telling me I can't be in the BB House because I don't look like the other spiders! Ha! I'll show you! The Backyard Spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dear Houseguests, You are nothing but a bunch of prima donnas. Sincerely Yours, The National Psychological Association for Psychoanalysis, as funded by the BB Producers Deepest Desires To Speak Their Minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dear Will, Apply directly to the forehead. Sincerely, HeadOn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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