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Things I Learned From Big Brother 9


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Each Season Big Brother provides us with a peek into our current pop culture.

As Heidi Klum says: What's In and What is out.

Things I have learned or wondered this season:

For Killing Time: Charades is out and Fellatio is in.

The Brawny Guy is Cool and a Colonel Sanders bolo tatoo is even cooler.

Not only are crass, ugly tatoos in but people are willing to spend the rest of their life with them.

Why do they call Adam "Baller"? (This discussion on the the Adam thread revealed all kinds of insights).

What is a Rehab Pool Party? Chelsia and Josh discussed that this is where Matt and Natalie must have met before the show.

I believe the answer is: A party each Sunday at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas (it made the most sense from my googlequest).

Jump in with your observations, questions or answers.

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Bootie shorts are still in....

Unitards of any color are still out - Give us a break CBS it was a stupid idea in BB8.

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Knee-high socks and pig-tails are best worn by skanks in denial of their skankiness.

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I learned that tampons are part of foreplay.

Warts can grow on feet.

Gay men are severely agitated.

Daisy Dukes are still popular.

Pony tails are not just for 5 year olds.

I learned there is not enough toothpaste in the world for Allison and Matt.

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who ever has best showmance going bb will try to save them

bb never cared for fans :lol:

grodner is all about drama

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^no kidding. The formula to winning BB is to have a wonderful partnership. Showmance with lots of action prefered but a touching father/daughter relationship works too.

Instead of gameplay skill, the magic recipie is finding someone decent and showmancing the crap out of them. CBS will take care of the rest

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yep

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lol

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More things about s*x than I ever wanted to know

Some people enjoy popping other people's pimples

The average long-term memory of a bikini barista is not very long at all (re: pickle juice then voting James back in)

It's a good "joke" to pretend you're lesbians

Natalie will do anything for alcohol or the love of Matt

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I have learned that if you're va jay jay really doesn't smell, just rip your pants down and put it right in someone's face as proof.

I have learned that Cape Cod was recently relocated to S. Africa

I have learned that the taper legged jean came back (unbeknownst to me) thanks to James last night

I have learned that in order to be considered for BB you must have little to no eyebrows

I have learned so much

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I've learned being an old married woman isn't so bad......no way would I want to be in my 20s again if this is how they act these days! I used to say "it sucks to get old"......now I want to say "it sucks to be young and 21".

:pixiedust:

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