ElleNaturelle Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Natalie, Please keep me (or any references about me) out of your mouth! Signed, The Bible p.s. I know what you were thinking..and ya, you should keep THAT out of your mouth also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonatosAllTheWay Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Amanda, I know that i am beautiful, but can you stop looking at me for once in your life? Signed, The Mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Matt, Can you please keep it to yourself. Signed, The Sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dade Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear HG's Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The empty condom box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemille Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Julie Chen, Thanks for punking me...You can bring out the real Houseguests now. signed The BB House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Amanda: Thank god you found me! Could you please return my face as soon as possible to either the Paramount or CBS Props department. Signed, The Horse's Head from the Original Godfather Picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvgal Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Josh, Please return home ASAP. We miss you. The Pillsbury Doughboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Julie Chen, Thanks for punking me...You can bring out the real Houseguests now. signed The BB House This one had me spit out my water. Ferkin halarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vannatc1 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 James, Please win BB so you can upgrade from me and stay at the Hilton. Your Bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCS Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Natalie: Could you please give us a rest! Sincerely, Your tonsils and hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Natalie, We could remove the teeth and Matt will love you forever!!!!!!!!!! Signed, The American Dental Association Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dearest Jen: Your bright idea to say we were #1 was a #2 decision...you Moron. Sincerely, Your Memory Wall Photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Jen and Ryan: I don't feel safe anymore. ashamedly, The toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Natalie, Remember February 16th? I will always cherish it. Sincerely, The Spiral Staircase PS....Giggidy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabMan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Natalie, I miss our times together, and spending time down in the valley. Those friends of yours are no good, and when we're together again, I promise you...I'm going to get rid of them all. Your pal, Kwell Cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabMan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Amanda, I know that you're hurt because I scored higher than you during the IQ competition, but if you study hard for the next year...year and a half, I'm sure you'll do better. No hard feelings? Frothingly yours, The scum floating on the surface of the water in the hot tub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabMan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Shiela, Hey you! It's been awhile, hasn't it? I heard, from that meathead Adam that you and Hal Itosis are going together now. Please...we really need to get together soon! Your friends, Listerine and Toothpaste P.S. Pair of Depends told us to tell you, "hello" and he'll see you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabMan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 My Dearest Ryan, Wow! I guess it's true what they say about steroid use, but don't sweat it...it's probably my own fault that I fell off. It's funny, because this is not unlike what my dad did when he was hanging around with your dad...about nine months before you were born. Anyhoo, don't feel bad, you were probably under a lot of stress too...and let's face it, she has been with a "brother" before, so it was probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway anyway...I know, I know...it's just a myth. At any rate, Parker will probably set her straight about it in the sequester house. Try and get a good night's sleep! Cordially, The world's smallest condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabMan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Matt, Upon receipt of this letter please accept my resignation. It is my hope that you will accept some responsibility for this situation, because I've worked for so many other people, and never had a problem, but obviously I'm not working for you. Warmest regards, Hooked on Phonics P.S. I hope someone reads this to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabMan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Houseguests, Since last week, there hasn't been a single day where I didn't wish I was a Death Row gas chamber. I don't know why, but I felt I needed to share that with you...especially you Josh. See you soon, The BB Diary Room *Note from CrabMan - Sorry folks, I got on a roll...I'm done now! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Jen We have medications to cure that! (ie: warts that are covering both of your feet, severe yeast infection, rapidly spreading rash) Hit us up... but please make sure it is via the telephone as we don't want to get within a mile of you for fear that YOU are spreading. Here to Help The Pharmaceutical Company *************************************************** Dear Male Houseguests I am a part of this house and experience too! I feel so neglected! Feeling abandoned The Jack Shack P.S. I miss Howie, can he come for a visit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear Houseguests, Until further notice I am closed until the spring due to infectious disease infestation. The Hot Tub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeepGirl Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 wish I was a Death Row gas chamber. See you soon, The BB Diary Room Ditto. The Sauna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shann Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Dear HG, Can I come out and play? Natalie needs me. Missing the Action, The Red Leotard of BB8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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