Nikkisixx Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I'm so glad I'm not the only who spit soda on my keyboard over the "God Bless You" at the end of Amber's prayer. I also found it hysterical when she thanked God for making her "an even better person, which I didn't think was possible"...how can anyone think they are so great that they can't be a better person? Or maybe she thought she was too awful to be fixed at all? I hate to houseguest bash, but it's just so sad...I can't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Conversation between Amber and her teacher, Jameka: A: what is superficial? J: That's an easy one. It' the first part of a Disney song - SUPERFICIALFRAGILISTICEXPEEALEEDOCIUS. A: What's perceived? J: You know when a man and woman have sex at exactly the right time? That's when a baby is perceived. It's called the moment of perception. A: What is outed? It's about belly buttons. The ones that don't go in are outed. A: What is integrity? J: You know when blacks and whites go to the same school? That's integrity. It comes from the word integri-gation. A: What is back door? That's so simple, Amber. We use it every time we go into the back yard. A: What is sub alliance? J: I'm not sure, but I think I've seen it on the menu at Quizno's. A: What is manipulate? J: Shhh. It's a nasty word. Don't use it. It's short for "my nipple you ate". A: Thank you, Jameka. You're so smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyBlues Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ROTFLMAO Oldguy!!!!!!!!!! :animated_rotfl: edit: Changed to 7 laughs (see below) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Has to be 7 laughs to honour Amber's lucky 7 . Good one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lad756 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 She really makes me laugh. She is a sad case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Good ones oldguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 OMG OMG OMG I just peed my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCS Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I agree with all of your post taradome. I'll put my two cents worth in! I really think this christain stuff is fairly new to Amber, and we all know that she's not too bright. I hope that once she gets away from the BB house that she will find a church that she can go to and a bible study group that will help her learn the way to act, and pray......she's learned all that praying out loud from Jameka...Amber is getting alot of that from Jameka...... This is JMHO.....Amber truely needs help!!!!! Yes, she does bug the poopy out of me!!!! LOL to all You're good oldguy!!! PS...Jameka bothers me too!!!! I didn't learn Jameka's ways from any Sunday school class I went to!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jersey721 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 My favorite Amber moment of the week is her asking Jameka if she (Amber) is charismatic. Her entertainment value is going up for me personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djb Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 oldguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Oh My GAWD Oldguy does it again!!! That was too good... Even my hubby laughed and he had no idea why he was laughing at it in the first place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northeast Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I love the looks on Dick's face when Whamber asks something stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northeast Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 We should start a pool for the date and time when Whamber realizes that the voice in the DR is just CBS staff and not God strategizing the game with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northeast Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 LOL....Jameka:"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Amber replies ( of course) "What does that mean?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 lol yeah, but jameka screws up the definitions a lot too... her answer at first for that one was not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Okay... now I'm sitting safely down to say this because I can't believe I'm even uttering these words... but Amber... Makes April seem SANE!!!! I bet April is at home, watching BB and saying "WTF is wrong with that girl, Pepperoni?? All she does is cry!! Mama never cried that much did she? did she? no... good boy!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ^^^ i was just thinking that the other day about april... that is too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lena Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Amber just took off her bra in the big room talking to Jameka, then FOTH..... The cameras come back to Jameka telling Amber how to adjust her boobs in her bra to look better. Geesh, this girl is clueless about everything! NOTE TO KIDS: Say NO to drugs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 i am pretty sure amber was stupid BEFORE doing drugs. drugs just made her the poster child for stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 She's still in the house............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taradome Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Oh thank you all! The responses made me laugh out loud. Oh gosh I could go on and on about her talking to God like He/She is REALLY LISTENING AND TALKING BACK TO HER. One of my favorite quotes goes something like this. "If you pray to God you are of the faith, if you think God is actually talking to you or listening you are of the insane". Thanks for making my first post so much fun and knowing that we all agree she is beyond bonkers. "Briiiiinnnnng Brinnnnnnnnnnnng! Um God, I soooooooo like want to be on The Next Super Model! I know that like Dustin leaving was like my test and Oh God I will soooooo be like strong and quit eating with my mouth open God!...................................(cut to lightening bolt striking)................................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen4ebby Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I hate being mean, but Amber is stupid. Does anyone know her education level? "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", she needed Jameka to explain that. Wow! Dumb as rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonatosAllTheWay Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I think her whole religion thing with Jameka is an act. Do you notice how whenever Amber see's someone doing something, she follows them and copies them to do the same thing. I believe JAmeka, but amber's whole religion thing on theis show is fake and everything else. Amber is Fake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatzupbbfans Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Forest Gump would say "Stupid is as Stupid Does". Amber: What does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevesgrl Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Oldguy - they should let you do the editing for the show!!! I am still laughing over your post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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