rlatl Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Dear Jessie and Nat - I have never been abused in such an obvious and disgusting way. I'd rather be in the trash than in your mouth. The Gum from tonight's BBAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Psst Lydia, over here. Lower, lower.. that's right honey. Now come closer... a little bit more. You've got it sugar. Now, pull me out. Mmm, that's right baby, all the way out. Just wrap the palm of your hand firmly around me and give me a few tugs. Ahhh, that feels good! Now, I want you to take me up to the HOH room where we can have even more fun. That's right baby, open the door and lead me in. Shh, don't be nervous. I don't mind if the others watch. Come on now baby don't be shy, I thought you liked attention. Ya, that's it. Good girl, open the door. Mmm, all the way. It's ok, keep walking forward.. forward, ya closer to the bed. Now, I want you to throw me down. Yes, down baby. It's ok if Ronnie is below me with Natalie and Chima kissing his @ss. It can be like our own little orgy. Ohhh!!! Mmmm!! I want them all the way inside me baby. Deeper, deeper...further...Ahhh!!! That feels so good baby, thank you! Now, tie me up quickly before they get out. Run outside and throw me over the fence. Don't be sad baby, I'll be back tomorrow so we can have some more fun. We still have Jessie and Russell to take care of afterall. I love you my crazy @ss baby! Thanks for being the only one who could hear me. xox The Garbage Bag p.s. Thanks for taking out the trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Dearest Ronnie, We know you are confused in this crisis, but we need better support. Sincerely, Your Man-Boobs & Sexual Identity P.S. Just expressing your secret love for him will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyse Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Dear Ronnie, I will reappear when the coast is clear, bigger and badder than before!!! Signed, Your Fever Blister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyse Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Dear Natalie, I'd like a day off, so can we not open up for atleast a day. Signed, your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Dear Zach (Ronnie) Please come home next week, your mother (wife) is insatible, my stuffing is falling off...I need male bonding time buddy. Love Chip (his stuffed monkey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyNightingale Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Dear Ronnie: Please do me! The Math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ^^^ ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Jesse, Russell in my glare Why is it, at me, you always stare Pumping iron is such a bore Looking forward to when you're back doored. Signed the all the house mirrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerriJ Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Dear BB, Please take me out back and soak me in bleach. Signed, The Blue Blanket a.k.a Hanky Panky Tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 ^^^^ Better yet, burn me...twice.. to ensure that I never become a tent again. Kill me, The Blue Blanket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMachine Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Dear Ronnie, When will you notice our absence? We do not like it in Natalie's pants, she crushes us when she walks. Signed, Your Testacles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Dear Ronnie, I know your HOH for 2 more days but won't you leave me alone for a while. Signed, The HOH room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Dear Hgs, This is a lockdown. Please gather all of your belongings and exit the house. The game will be on standby until further notice as it is neccessary to rid the house of rodents... well one rodent in particular that seems to have locked itself in the HOH room. In order to ensure this room is safe to use for future HOHs, it needs to be aired out from foul odors such as cheese, whine, verbal vomit, blood from stab wounds to the back, pussy, self urination, and overall sh*t. Sorry in advance for any inconvenience, but really you shouldn't have been so stupid to leave the doors open for said rodent to crawl through. The BB Production Crew and Exterminator Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImIn Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Dear Ronnie: Knowing of your recent 3 day binge of pringles and twizzlers, and now just leaning of your week to come of slop, cabbage and wienies....we respectfully request you taking your business elsewhere. Sincerely: The Toilets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I want to say, before I start this letter, that I really like Casey and Jordan... Dear Casey, This isn't Kansas, it's not a film on what Jordan's brain sounds like when she is trying to figure out how many quarters are in an hour, nor is this an animated film needing sound effects for wind, so would you please be so kind as to do your smoking in total quiet??? Thank you, The sound guy's earphones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I want to say, before I start this letter, that I really like Casey and Jordan... Dear Casey, This isn't Kansas, it's not a film on what Jordan's brain sounds like when she is trying to figure out how many quarters are in an hour, nor is this an animated film needing sound effects for wind, so would you please be so kind as to do your smoking in total quiet??? Thank you, The sound guy's earphones LOL LOL! I have noticed this too. So annoying. Good one, Yana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Dear Casey, Quit trying to take over our job. We look better than you do. Signed the bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Dear Gnat, If I were you I wouldn't lay on the bed by Jesse after Lydia leaves. Signed, the sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Hey JESSIE you freak!! Listen up! Stop rolling us up! Not everybody needs or wants to see your bulging guns. If you stop all the steroid use, those muscles will deflate like a punctured balloon! Angrily, Your Sleeves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodh Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Dear HGs, Please keep me clean! I just heard Big Brother was canceled due to your lameness and i will be the home for a new sitcom soon. Thanks for finally killing this show, you worthless pieces of meat, Lovingly, The House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Dear Houseguests: Call on me if you need an Expert Witness to testify that Ronnie is full of crap. The Downstairs Toilet P.S: The HOH toilet is unavailable for confirmation as it has gone into the witness relocation program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Dear Ronnie, Lydia, and Kevin Maybe next time you should remember to close me before discussing game. Signed, the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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