Jump to content

BB 11 Letters from inanimate objects


Dade

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 113
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Dear Jesse, Russell, and Chima,

Do you constantly have to check yourselves out in my mirrors? You do realize that there are cameras behind us?

Signed the BB house mirrors

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear cameras,

We are upping the maintenance schedule and will now grease your tracks every hour. We understand how hard it is on you to keep up with Ronnie as he runs from group to group telling everybody everything.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear cameras,

We are upping the maintenance schedule and will now grease your tracks every hour. We understand how hard it is on you to keep up with Ronnie as he runs from group to group telling everybody everything.

:animated_rotfl:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dr. Drew isn't an inanimate object!! I take offense to that! (just kidding. lol)

Dear Russell,

Is that your house key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jessie's ego

LOL LOL, I know, I've been trying to stick to inanimate objects but no one else is sooooooo..... And I'll take Dr. Drew's guns over the muscle monkies anyday. :flex:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear Jessie and Russell,

Just because you write "100 pounds" on me, doesn't make me weigh that much.

The truth will soon come out.

-The 5 pound weight in back yard.

Dear Jessie,

Why are you ashamed of me? Nobody believes you're not in a relationship anyways.

The truth will soon come out. You KNOW you wouldn't be who you are today without me.

Stop all the lies.

-Your needles and Steriods.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear Jessie and Russell,

Just because you write "100 pounds" on me, doesn't make me weigh that much.

The truth will soon come out.

-The 5 pound weight in back yard.

Dear Jessie,

Why are you ashamed of me? Nobody believes you're not in a relationship anyways.

The truth will soon come out. You KNOW you wouldn't be who you are today without me.

Stop all the lies.

-Your needles and Steriods.

:doctor: LOL LOL LOL

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear Chima and Ronnie,

I can't stand you as much as you can't stand me. I will be as glad to be rid of you as you are to leave me.

Signed,

The Have Not Bedroom

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear Houseguests,

This season is a "green" season not all wear green.

Signed

The BB House

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear have nots,

Take it easy....I am not going anywhere....

The Refrigerator

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear Couch Pillows,

Lydia will be up here often or whenever she can't control the people around her...that's when she will re-arrange you...she has to control something!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear HG Hair,

I am sorry, so very sorry that the hg can't put me down for more then 2 seconds. How do you think I feel going up and down, up and down, day and night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My aplogies,

All the BB house hair bushes

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear Chima,

Thank you so very much for cleaning me.

It was really nice of you, and I appreciate it.

- The toilet

(Nobody said these had to be funny, right?)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.







Lobby

Lobby

Please enter your display name

×
×
  • Create New...