ElleNaturelle Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 That one is classic!! I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear Chima, If you're not going to treat me kindly and use conditioner, please send me back home Sincerely, Diana Ross' hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooklyngirl Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear Jessie, The circus called and they want their costume back Sincerly, Your Tights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welee Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sorry BB Fans, I was forced against my will to let Jesse inside me. I feel so dirty and used. He didn't even take me to a movie or bring me flowers. Sincerely, The BB House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklet Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear Jessie, Did your head get smaller since last year? Signed, Cameras # 1 through 52 I notice that! I was like did his head get smaller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear Jesse, Russell, and Chima, Do you constantly have to check yourselves out in my mirrors? You do realize that there are cameras behind us? Signed the BB house mirrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFetch Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear cameras, We are upping the maintenance schedule and will now grease your tracks every hour. We understand how hard it is on you to keep up with Ronnie as he runs from group to group telling everybody everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear cameras, We are upping the maintenance schedule and will now grease your tracks every hour. We understand how hard it is on you to keep up with Ronnie as he runs from group to group telling everybody everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear Schick, Please send Lydia a box of razor blades. Dear Schmirnoff, Please send Lydia a quart of vodka. Thank you The cast and crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 ^^^^ love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nanacindy Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dear Natalie If you are not careful, you are gonna give me away. Kevin is getting close. signed, Your true age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Lydia, When you get out of the BB house, and intense therapy, please call me. I have another reality show you might be interested in. Dr. Drew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dr. Drew isn't an inanimate object!! I take offense to that! (just kidding. lol) Dear Russell, Is that your house key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Jessie's ego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dr. Drew isn't an inanimate object!! I take offense to that! (just kidding. lol) Dear Russell, Is that your house key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Jessie's ego LOL LOL, I know, I've been trying to stick to inanimate objects but no one else is sooooooo..... And I'll take Dr. Drew's guns over the muscle monkies anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear Jessie and Russell, Just because you write "100 pounds" on me, doesn't make me weigh that much. The truth will soon come out. -The 5 pound weight in back yard. Dear Jessie, Why are you ashamed of me? Nobody believes you're not in a relationship anyways. The truth will soon come out. You KNOW you wouldn't be who you are today without me. Stop all the lies. -Your needles and Steriods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear Jessie and Russell, Just because you write "100 pounds" on me, doesn't make me weigh that much. The truth will soon come out. -The 5 pound weight in back yard. Dear Jessie, Why are you ashamed of me? Nobody believes you're not in a relationship anyways. The truth will soon come out. You KNOW you wouldn't be who you are today without me. Stop all the lies. -Your needles and Steriods. LOL LOL LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Me too, Shipp. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear Chima and Ronnie, I can't stand you as much as you can't stand me. I will be as glad to be rid of you as you are to leave me. Signed, The Have Not Bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear Houseguests, This season is a "green" season not all wear green. Signed The BB House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlatl Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear Jessie- We find it strange that you say that you like us because we are "natural" when clearly everything about your physique is NOT!! Love, Nat's Boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear have nots, Take it easy....I am not going anywhere.... The Refrigerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMarty Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear Jessie, Remember please tear your shirt off and throw it over the backyard camera, you package will be thrown over the back fence... Thank you, Your ROID dealer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodh Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Dear Couch Pillows, Lydia will be up here often or whenever she can't control the people around her...that's when she will re-arrange you...she has to control something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dade Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 Dear HG Hair, I am sorry, so very sorry that the hg can't put me down for more then 2 seconds. How do you think I feel going up and down, up and down, day and night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My aplogies, All the BB house hair bushes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Dear Chima, Thank you so very much for cleaning me. It was really nice of you, and I appreciate it. - The toilet (Nobody said these had to be funny, right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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