oldguy Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Now gather 'round, folks - here's a question for today: Which guys are straight and which ones are gay? Cowboy Steven says he really likes boys. When he rassles them steers he's a-thinkin' 'bout his toys. When he's ropin' them calves out San Francisco way He's wavin' to the crowd and yellin' yippee ki yay. There's a feller name o' Jessie with a little bitty head; Who do ya reckon he'd like to get into his bed? Some folks are sayin' Memphis Bob, he may be bi; Will he hanker for the cowpoke, or will a gal catch his eye? There's a good-lookin' dude who goes by the name of Ollie I'm a-bettin' he's straight, by gosh by golly. Why can't we get some hot lesbians now and then? Why can't they toss a crumb to us heterosexual men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemille Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 WB oldguy...your poetry has been missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Thank you Oldguy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Trying to work on a limerick .... but I'm really lousy at it. (I'm determined tho) <--- ankle deep in wadded up balls of paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 You can do it Pokey. My favorite part of Big Brother is oldguy and the fun he brings. I will do one tomorrow too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeCiMom Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Awesome way to start off the season Oldguy!!! looooove it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyGirl Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Those are awesome Oldguy!!! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face early this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erinjs Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Yah Oldguy!!! Keep them coming!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Old guy.. im glad you came back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara5229 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Haha always enjoy OldGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Brought a smile to my face. Glad to have you back old guy. Hope to see more of you this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etaner Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I am still trying to find my way on this MB , as you can see I am a new poster but I did enjoy your poetry and look forward to more OldGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac328 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 a BB haiku.. Big Brother is back Everyone knows no one About eff'ing time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 It's two days away the premiere of season 10 Don't mess with Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis_3 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 There once was a lady from Spring They said she wasn't very mothering Musta loved her three Kids To do what she dids I really hope she wins the whole thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Oh, what a season of drama, Blowing off her duties as mama, Few say she's great, While others debate, She's liked cause she's singing the praises of Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis_3 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Now we have Dan a Catholic teacher Who played ball in front of HS bleachers Doesn't like really smart girls Women's lib makes him hurl I've never cheered for such piggy creatures Bring me a waitress from Hooters My friends would like a round of shooters Though she wants to be in zines And she looks good in jeans Her voice makes everyone mute hers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SugarB Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 OMG you guys are cracking me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis_3 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Now there's a "hussler" from Tenneessee Who has a degree in mixology Doesn't cheer for the Vols But rather chops for the Nols Screw'em, I hope he's first to see Julie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis_3 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 I'm liking Angie the drug dealer Her bio claims she's a squealer She looks strong for the comps She's not against a few romps She's smart and has sex appealer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 No matter how hard that I try I rant and I scream and I cry Limericks just seem to get stuck In this so-called brain full of muck While they flow from that poster Old Guy (and quite a few others ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Big Brother is back again back stabbing, lying and sin So who will go? on this crazy show that is all about who will win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Smellin' melons, ole Jerry rises from bed, He hates to leave the sugar plums dancing in his head, Out to the living room he takes a step, His family watches and says "Why all of a sudden does Jerry have pep." He sneaks by the table and what does he see, April jumping up and down and screaming with glee, She says "Jerry come closer, I swear they are real." So Jerry reaches out and cops a good feel. Jerry heads off to the bathroom to splash water on his face, And thinks to himself, the BB house is a great place, Who knew there'd be gals with huge boobs I can touch, This is better than the money, Ms. Grodner "Thank you so much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVwatcher Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 LMFAO GingerSnaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 The show is about to begin Posters faces are showing a grin It BETTER be good We all think it should Let's dole out alliances and sin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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