straykat Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Since Amber wants to be a nurse sooooo much AND she is getting her own sitcom when she gets out of the house (read that on the front page update and nearly fell off the chair) she could be a nurse in a sitcom! They could call it something like, Kill Me Now where our brave nurse Amber trys to save her patients but no matter how much she prays or crys or tells them gross, really personal stories about herself, they all die! And what is really the kicker is that they usually off themselves (in really funny ways... this is a sitcom after all)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranjake Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 perfect sitcom....here's some dialogue... elderly patient: (gasping) nurse amber, i'm having chest pain...i need my nitroglycerin!!(gasp) nurse amber: "i CAAANNN'T. i need to pray for jameka's perm and i think it's really selfish of you to have chest pain now! (starts to cry) ths reminds me of the time when dustin took the $10,000 and the trip to barbados! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! jameka could have used the $10,000 and the trip to barbados! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! (fade out on the flat line of the patients heart monitor, while amber continues crying, muttering"i'm such a good person. i am . the big brother good person committee told me i scored the highest" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCS Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Good one Straykat.........where did BB find this person????...they could call the show the " Days of Amber's Lies " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranjake Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 i was just watching the live feeds. they seriously are he turd herd. they're pretty much unwatchable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zilchie Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Thanks to all who contributed to this laugh fest!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 still final four easily the cowboy of this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Seems to me that Dustin actually despises Amber. So, what would it be called when a gay guy 'showmances' a girl and strings her along that he just 'loves her so much'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 HHHMMM Good questions... How about instead of Queer as Folk, Queer as Folk until I need to lie and deceive a woman that I love her so much, but I really hate he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedOne Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 What ever Amber needs in life can be found in an oven with the door closed on her meth head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 she reminds me of something my good friend justin would say 'Cry me a river' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnmurr Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Did anyone hear her on Shotoo last night saying she could be on America's Next Top Model? She said she needs to lose weight, but she has the face, the hair and the personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmaguire Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Yes, she believe she has model looks. Also, when she gets out of the house, she hopes to travel the world as a motivational speaker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnmurr Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I would think she would be a motivation of how not to be........ delusional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJenna Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Did anyone hear her on Shotoo last night saying she could be on America's Next Top Model? She said she needs to lose weight, but she has the face, the hair and the personality. OMG yes I heard that. That broad is off her freakin rocker. America's Next Top Model??? WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 is ANTM having a mentally handicaped edition or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJenna Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 And a motivational speaker? Being able to tell your story about being a drug addict and Mom is nothing original. What would she motivate people to be? An unstable, emotional wreck? Awesome. Sign me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranjake Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 i really actually felt sorry for her...she is so delusional. and then jameka says "you're gonna be on a magazine cover!" feeding the insanity. i particularly loved how she cures bad marriages! poor amber! it's gonna be tough on her when she comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnmurr Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 She cures bad marriages? I didn't hear that. I actually turned it off shortly after that, I just couldn't listen to it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJenna Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 She cures bad marriages? I didn't hear that. I actually turned it off shortly after that, I just couldn't listen to it anymore. Haha. Ya she said it was easy. It just takes something from both the husband and wife. That whole Am. Next Top Model/pretty face/cover of a magaize/motivational speaker convo just made is crystal clear that she is delusional. I'm not even trying to be mean about it, she really is just out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I feel bad for Amber more than any other player. What is to become of her when this show is over. She is getting the attention she seeks for three months..then what? There is something not quite right with her and maybe the drugs messed her up but maybe not. Many drug users have dual diagnosis...mental illness leads to substance abuse and vice versa. It really is sad...JMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnmurr Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Wow wow WOW is all I can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sashaa Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I agree with Ginger. The producers seriously need to think about what is going to happen to this woman when she leaves the house and realizes what she has exposed to the rest of the world. I remember reading that Ivette and Maggie had a hard time dealing with how they were perceived by the public and Amber is wayyyyy more out there than either of those ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmaguire Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I kind of felt that Jameka was deliberately feeding into the insanity that is Amber during that conversation. It was almost like she was saying things and asking questions to make Amber look completely out of her mind. Maybe I'm just imagining that but Jameka is an educuated, smart girl. Does she seriously believe that Amber can help people and people will be all over her for her story when she gets out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedOne Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 She's going to read about herself, then stick her head in a blender. Next......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subtle Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Amber may be a bit smarter than people think. NOW WAIT! I'm not saying she's any genius but some of her questions with people could be to see where they really stand on things and that's what she uses later. At first I thought it was just for her own ego stroking but maybe it's to see more than that. She surprised me the other night with something really small - she was talkin to Zach when he was on the treadmill and remembered the ages of his siblings. Now that was Zach of all people so she clearly pays close attention to things. She's not a fav but I'm just throwing that out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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