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Hello!! yuuuuuhooooo Joe!!!! Over here!!!!!! :hurray:

The faucet.

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Bye Boogie or Frank

Time to fold the ClownTown tent.

Parade out the door.

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Dear Booger,

Please give me back. I have no idea what you will use me for, and it makes me extremely nervous. I know about your past sex-capades and I want NO part of it!

Sincerely,

The 10k prize

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Dear Boogie,

I decided to cancel the remodeling job that you wanted BB to do. I believe we will be able to fit through the door after all.

Sincerely,

Your Ego

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Dear Ashley,

We are a little confused, when you use the term "Loosie Goosie" are you referring to drinking & having fun or your sexual exploits in the house?

Wondering,

The Big Brother Dictionary

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Dear Boogie,

Please come home . . . I miss you!

There's no one here to bully anyone.

TheTroll Bridge

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Houseguests:

We are scheduled to pick up a Mike Boogie by 6:15 PM PST on Thursday.

Please have Mr. Boogie and any other Houseguest you plan to throw under me by curbside in able to facilitate a swift pick-up, roll over and departure.

Sincerely,

The Acme Bus Company

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Dear Ian,

Thanks for riding my cousin so hard he got evicted from the backyard. I know I am a bit more durable and definitely more comfortable, but, DUDE you're killing me. It is nice that someone hangs out with me alot, but I'm getting a bit dizzy.

Sincerely,

The Hammock

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I love this Thread :notworthy:

Thanks to all that take time to think of these Well Put and imaginative letters

to cast / crew and objects in the BB House.

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Dear Danielle

We need to pick your brain for our new fairytale series. Your imagination & fabrications will give us an excellent base for the new fantasy based books we wish to write. Your lies can be suited for all ages! You are so incredibly good that we would like to hire you immediately.

Sincerely,

Fiction Writers Everywhere.

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Dear Frank,

I am afraid, I hated my spirit-tard, I loved my carrot suit, rocked it better than you, but why did I have to leave BB house? What are you planning in jury house? Can't Ashley do that?

Ted the bear

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Dear Allison

Please make Ian put the dog costume back on so that he has to stay off the furniture.

I am not a playground toy. It was fun when Janelle got drunk and fell off me a few years ago but this is driving me crazy.

I need respect.

Sincerely yours,

The Hammock

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