Califcyclone Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Thought we might expand this thread to all kinds of creative Big Brother outlets:Letters From Inanimate Objects to Big Brother Houseguests Big Brother Haikus Poetry and thanks to Ashley "Big Brother Dream Boards.Dear Shane:We want our necklace back.Sincerely,The 70'sYo Yo Yo... JoJo & Jen:Youz ain't no "Dick At Nite".C'mon ya screen Ho's,Step up your game or dump the show.Peace Out,Ted The Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auroradawn Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Dear Britney, When are you going to come back and crack some more jokes? Sincerely, The diary roomDear Boogie, You remind me of a booger from my nose. I want it out immediately!Sincerely, the Big Brother house Dear Ian, You're the perfect person to play Carrot-Top in the up-coming movie about his life.Sincerely, the bathroom mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMachine Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Dear Willie:Please stop using me... it's scaring people.Thanx,Your Maniacal Laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 16, 2012 Author Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ian, Ian, Ian:How can someone so smart be so dumb?I'm watching you.The HOH Spy Cam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cleave Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ian,You took my innocence away from me. Joe and I will never be the same.Please don't touch me again.Regards,Joe's Cowboy Hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigguy117 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Dear Joe,Please use your inside voice.Sincerely,The Diary Room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoDkiller87 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Dear wil,Fabio called said not only does he want his hair back but he also says not to make it a mockery by putting it up into pigtails.sincerly,your hairDear Frank,Use meSincerly,A hair brush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharonda99 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Whew, feels like forever since I've been on Mortys. You know it's Big Brother time when I pop out of lurkdom.But anyway, here's my note:Dear Ian,Please get out, you give me the creeps.Sincerely,the House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtheturtle Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Dear Willie,Get off of me once in a while. I am not a throne!Sincerely,The head of household bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 Willie:Leave me out of your plans & schemes. Yours (not so) Fondly,Fruit Loops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 21, 2012 Author Share Posted July 21, 2012 Dear Pork Rinds: Big Brother is hosting a special food group support session in the HOH at 10am.We will be talking about long term management of PTWD (Post Traumatic Willie Disorder)Hugs & Serenity,Fruit Loops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Corky812 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 To the producers from the dark baking pans: please replace me with Air Bake so Brittany will shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoopie Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Dear Ash.....what .... dear ash....what ......dear ash ...what??? Did someone say something???Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Corky812 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 To Alison Grodner from the Big Brother House: please stop sending the same old people in here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 Dear America's Vote Committee:Can you please ask America if they would want to see any one of us have a date with Joe's Soul Patch.Respectfully,All the razor's and the blender in the BB House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Dear Frank,Lil' Orphan Annie called, you really need to return me asap.ThanksHis HairDear Wil,I am now thoroughly disgusted with your use. Please, the pony tail in the slant off the middle of the head, not to mention the braid across your forehead the other night. Really tired of how you treat me.Regards,His Hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 Thought we might expand this Thread to other creative things like BB Haikus, Poetry and thanks to Ashley (Dream Boards).Ashley's Dream Board - Week 3Hello Dream Board you are looking extra tan this week.I would like a man with eyes and ears and a mouth. He does not need to see or hear but must be able to eat. He can be tall and short and oh you know what I like...Also, I would like to be put up on the block to experience humbleness but be surrounded by a forcefield of immunity that has unicorn guardians that repels all negative energy and changes any vote cast for me to Shannon Daugherty who did not tip me 3 months ago for that special Brazilian tan.Mike Boogie's Week 3 Dream BoardI envision Shane continuing to be a mindless dolt totally diregarding that Frank and I were the one's that had him up for eviction last week and wanted him gone until he won the POV.Oh and vision board if possible figure out a way I can steal back the $3K I so graciously "gave" to Ian in a way that keeps Ian's good will toward me but let's me be the greedy batard I really am.I would also like for everyone in the Big Brother universe to forget that I rode Dr Will's coat tails and for all of humanity to think I am as good of a player as I think I am.And while were at it I would like to bang Kara when I get out of here.Willie Dream Board:Get out of Jail Free Card I won in Monolopy with Russell and Brandon works is lieu of actual Bail Bondsman.Britney and I are BFF's once the game is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Dear Production,Would you rig a comp so that Boogie has to wear one of those dead president rubber masks for the rest of his time in the house? Nixon would be awesome.Thanks,All the Shiny Surfaces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auroradawn Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Dear Joe, Please use your "inside" voice. You're speaking in pitches only dogs can stand.Signed, the Diary Room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Dear DanielleWhy must you continually mock me, why can't you just be happy with your own face, though I do see how that would be a difficult one to take. Please quit trying to look like me.Signed,The Pool Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatSaltLuke Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Dear Joe,Although we've never met, most of those in your profession consider me a high priority. I suggest you get aquainted with me because the cameras are always rolling and they know what those dirty dirty hands have been up to.Signed,The Bathroom Soap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 Mike: I feel so dirty...the way you look at me,the way you fondle me,the way you think of me.If only you would treat me with a little respect.Your $10K prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Mike...Please, Please, Please give me a rest.....Your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Shane,I do exist! I do exist! Sincerely,Your Back Bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 HaikuA summer breeze blowsGently between Ashley's earsThanks for the refill!Haiku FormatTypically contains nature or seasonal reference5 syllables7 syllables5 syllables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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