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Dear Annie,

Do you not read our letters?

Please, please can you take me off during the night-time and put me to better use then a hair-band, Kathy might like me to cover her eyes up when she's too weak to apply the 20 layers of eye-shadow & mascara.

Yours truly,

Sunglasses

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Dear Kristin and Hayden,

I saw what you did last night, and I don't want to be part of your skanky moments in the future. Find a new hiding place. Howie found the box in the yard to work nicely, maybe the two of you can fit yourselves in there when you feel the "need".

Sincerely,

The Blanket (please wash me, I feel DIRTY)

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To the next HOH,

I would have loved to have met you, to have kept you warm & cozy at night........but unfortunately after this week there is no hope for me to be free and clean again so I must be burned. I am sorry to not have enough time to meet you,

The HOH Blankets

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Dear Rachel,

Wynonna Judd called and said you can keep her face, but in exchange you have to give her your body!

Signed,

Wynonna's self esteem

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