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Dear Houseguests,

See that thing sitting next to me? It's called a washing machine. Think you can run your wet pool towels through a cycle in there before throwing them in me?

Warm fluffy regards,

The Clothes Dryer

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Dear Fingers,

Please leave me alone.

Thank you in advance,

Your nose (and the viewing audience)

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Dear New House Guests,

See how nice the house looks when you first got here,

well I request that you make your beds every day and

put your clothes in those brown things against the wall.

Their my friends, call drawers. Since you walk all over

me all day long, I think it's the least you can do.

Thanks the Floor!

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Dear HGs,

Please, for the love of all that is holy...please don't put me in that locked room we haven't seen yet which hopefully won't contain a casket. I don't want to be the BB12 version of Howie's jack shack.

Sincerely,

anonymous coffin

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Dear Houseguests-

Most of America cringed when someone with a Princess Complex threw us together. We ask that you leave your Diva outside the studio so that there won't be a repeat. Plus let's face it we just aren't compatible.

Hot Tub and Body Microphone.

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Morons, if you haven't noticed, I'm not REAL, so quit spitting on me!

The backyard!

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Andrew...now help me to understand

You can't eat me but you can put me on you?

The Hot Dog Costume

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Oh I'm glad that I'm a Big Brother Wiener

That is what I'm truly proud to be

Because that I'm a Big Brother Wiener

I got big buxom gals wrapped all round me

(to the Oscar Mayer Wiener song)

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Memo to House Guests:

It's either me or water. Ha!

The waiting buckets of slop.

Also

Secret message from Storage Room.

I'll be a little lonely without all the random secret meetings in here. But I'm sure Production will give me a nice reward for this.

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To Enzo and Annie,

Please take me off when not in use outside in the sun. Hence the name. Your making me look bad.

Yours truly, SUNglasses

Glad I saw your post. I was SOOO just going to post something very similar to this! It annoys me even more with Annie because she never actually has them over her eyes! :wacko:

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