LenRay Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 News Flash: A spider just bit April ...and died. Then she got Renny to fry it up for her and April dipped it in Heinz 57 sauce and started to eat it when Ollie got in on the act, "Hey, Mama, I'm on slop too." So together they smooched/ate the spider"...going Mmmmmm, Mmmmm!!! Thanks,myss! And I love your amazing posts on live feeds! Re: Whore of Babylon...OK, can that mean April is also the Whore of Babylon in Revelations? So the end IS near. Excuse me I heading out to the nearest bakery and eat like a pig. Whoopee, the end is near. I can eat like a pig and drink like a skunk in heat!!! And what is my credit card limit available...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 OMG! "Whore of Babylon...OK, can that mean April is also the Whore of Babylon in Revelations? So the end IS near. Excuse me I heading out to the nearest bakery and eat like a pig. Whoopee, the end is near. I can eat like a pig and drink like a skunk in heat!!! And what is my credit card limit available...LOL " LOL! Baskin Robbins here I come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Reminds me of April Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImIn Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 News Flash: A spider just bit April ...and died. Then she got Renny to fry it up for her and April dipped it in Heinz 57 sauce and started to eat it when Ollie got in on the act, "Hey, Mama, I'm on slop too." So together they smooched/ate the spider"...going Mmmmmm, Mmmmm!!! Penatly nom! Penalty nom! spiders aren't on the approved list of foods to eat while on slop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 LOL! Pinkie you got it spot on! Crypt-keeper Ape-vile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 OMG, pinkie! So THAT'S how she looks with no make up. No wonder IT smears it on like house paint!!! I could imagine Renny asking April, "Where you going with that paint roller, honey? You redecorating your room?" April: "No, I'm just putting on a new coat of makeup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsn Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Pinkie well the FOREHEAD is the same anyway. She doesn't use PAINT, like Tom Sawyer she uses WHITEWASH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast49 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 LEAVE APRIL ALONE....it took CSI days to make her look ALIVE.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 She was telling Ollie last night that she was married before, has had sex with many famous people and that he has to understand that because she is beautiful and dating a beautiful person it is expected. Can you say "gag me with a spoon" lmao Probably the most narcissistic bunch of HG in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedOne Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 She looks like a little girls old barbie doll who's hair has been over combed and then tied back too tightly with a piece of yarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moxie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 She has now ticked off too many people in the house so I don't see her lasting much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I hope you're right Moxie... she can't be gone soon enough for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Wicked One saidShe looks like a little girls old barbie doll who's hair has been over combed and then tied back too tightly with a piece of yarn. Err, do even old barbie dolls have roots that become quite scary when in the BB "night light/low light?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boobaloo Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 i don't know why but she reminds me of the scarecrow from the wizard of oz. Maybe it's the straw hair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 She reminds me of a rodent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elysium Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 You people really shouldn't be talking about her this way, dontcha know America loves her and she is going to be rich and famous and a VIP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I just peed myself, Eylsium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 yes and April has slept with some important guys in her career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elysium Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Well that is one thing April hasn't had on her back yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsn Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Elysium, What do you mean when she gets out of the house? In AZ she is already the BOMB! She gets VIP treatment everywhere in the state, because she is so famous! Not sure what she is famous or infamous for? Maybe it's because slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night, of course the entire state legislator might have slept in the room with her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyldWonder Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 She's famous for her movie, "April Does Arizona", errrr.....I mean "Arizona Did April". Oh hell, she's so vain ... it might have been "April Does April". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 As April would say, it's so hard being so beautiful and everyone wanting me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsn Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Joy, that is just to damn funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hnybny91 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 What do you mean when she gets out of the house? In AZ she is already the BOMB! She gets VIP treatment everywhere in the state, because she is so famous! Not sure what she is famous or infamous for? I am in AZ and April lives within 5 miles of my house and I have nver even heard of her before Big Brother so she is CRAZY if she thinks she is the BOMB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsn Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 HNYBNY, You obviously don't travel in the same stratospheric circles as April! Nothing against you personally ,but if you don't know April,well you obviously are not with the IN crowd! Holding my tongue firmly in cheek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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