memory Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Would you please gag amber and have her voted out this week Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 My favourite God line of hers: "God bless you, God" .... *speechless* like wtf?!?! He's God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 My favourite God line of hers: "God bless you, God" .... I know that is funny ! Jameka needs to explain to her God ain't in need of help and teach her this word omnipotent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peppep Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 How was her session in the Prayer Room on tonight's episode btw? To me, that was way funnier than when she leans towards the cameras when she is praying. She's in the Diary Room talking to some production person and just throws in her little piece to God? coo coo - coo coo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orionvierling Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Both Amber and Jameka need to learn about Free Will. Their God is not going to help them win a game. Maybe they should read their bibles a little closer. I am not a Christian and I know more about it than they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizzycat Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 God bless you, God! What an insincere putz!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catniptoy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Sorry, God's too busy spinning a bottle right now and pointing it at Amber to answer you. Maybe tomorrow? (They are playing spin the bottle and asking it questions. Amber's not liking the answer to, "Who is the next houseguest who will be evicted?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scuba Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear God, its me, psycho. i was wondering something, now, don't think i'm mad at you, but who are you playing for since you're obviously not playing for me right now? My visions from you have been so clear! dead wrong, but so clear! please get back to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearpawz Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear God, dear god dear god dear god when am i going to win something god bless you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyBlues Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear God, Can you pelase help me when I get out of the house? I know how popular I must be, and all I want is a good life for my family. Please keep the paparrazi away. I'm certain they will be camped outside my trailor. I will send them all pictures of me, just as soon as I get my modeling contract, which I know will be soon after I leave the BB house. Thanks. I love you so much. Amber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear God, Do you have a brother? cause i think he is playing tricks on me. thanks, Amber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wynnigrrr Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear God, Thanks for putting these lies and curse words in my head to say to people. I know it is you that is telling me to act like this, so thank you God. Thank you for giving me a soldier like Jameka so she can go lie and tell Jess I said Eric called her a f-ing whore, we both lie for you God. Thanks!! Your the best, Amber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessButtercup Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I love the "don't think I'm mad at you because I'm not" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erinjs Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Haha, I know Princess. I laughed so much when she said that, then my fiance got annoyed with her and turnt the TV off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opjones Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 this has to be the funniest thread topic. i heard her say that last night and immediately starting laughing out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurawr Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 lets pray that amber gets voted out and gets the mental help she needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovesBigBrother Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 When she said that last night I about died laughing. Then turned and said to my hubby it sounds like a book I read back when I was a kid. (You all know the book - 'Are you there God, its me, Margaret' ) HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyFreakinCrocker Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Does anyone else picture God saying...SSSHHH Tell her I'm not here!! Tell her I'm not here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopped_liva Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 BFC.....HAHAHAHAHA.....I can picture that, great visual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikkisixx Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 "Hey God, it's Michael Vick...if you aren't too busy with Big Brother 8, I could use a little help here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyFreakinCrocker Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 BAHAHHAAHHAA Nikki.....Yeah well I'm thinking he's on his own on that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikkisixx Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 "Hey God, it's me Alberto Gonzalez, don't think I'm mad at you, because I'm not..." (yes, I'm watching the news AND reading the boards...sorry Amber we're gonna need to borrow God for a few minutes...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyA Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Hey God Please ignore any requests from Michael Vick, he's a discusting piece of garbage and to keep this on topic when Amber gets out of the BB house get her the help she needs. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crustylugholes Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Amber to Jameka: "What's omnipotent mean?" Jameka: "That's when a guy gets a girl pregnant in the back seat of an old Dodge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 "Hey God! It's me - Amber". Suddenly a loud, booming bass voice reverberates throughout the BB house. I KNOW IT'S YOU, AMBER! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID FOR GOD'S SAKE??!!!! UHH, I MEAN FOR MY SAKE? The windows are rattling, the pictures on the wall begin to shake, and Amber's picture falls to the floor. WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE SANE PEOPLE AND PRAY SILENTLY? IS IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE CAMERAS ARE ON YOU? AND STOP ASKING FOR MY HELP IN THIS STUPID GAME! YOU THINK I AM GOING TO CONCERN MYSELF WITH JAMEKA'S HAIRSTYLE?! But God, I just thought . . . SILENCE!!!! I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO CONCERN MYSELF WITH. I MUST WATCH OVER THE CHILDREN ON KIDS NATION! OH WAIT . . .THAT DUMB SHOW HAS ALREADY BEEN TAPED. IDIOTS AT CBS!!! Dick enters the room . . . SINNER!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN - EVEN WHILE YOU ARE FARTING, SMOKING, AND SCRATCHING YOUR CROTCH!!! REPENT, YOU SINNER, BEFORE I SMITE YOU WITH THAT VASE OVER THERE. I AM TEMPTED TO STICK THAT VETO KEY, OR WHATEVER IT IS, UP YOUR . . . NEVER MIND. I AM LEAVING NOW! Amber and dick . . .thank you God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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