jessca4life Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 hahaha great stuff., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 oldguy... i love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandemicSoul Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 lets pray that amber gets voted out and gets the mental help she needs. Mental help? Are you from America? People who believe in unicorns and fairy tales about big men in the sky don't get mental help. They get elected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catniptoy Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Can I just say that the whole time Amber prays out loud, she is grasping that necklace and swinging it back and forth. That is a message to her daughter that she loves her. Therefore, the praying is mostly, if not all, for show, because she knows the camera will be on her and she is sending that message to her daughter when she does it. So, Amber makes me want to barf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Dear God, How is that modeling contract coming? Amber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeenjoni Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 perhaps GOD sneezed while they were "talking" and she politely said "GOD bless you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 When God was handing out Brains, Amber thought he said trains and missed hers... When he handed out looks, she thought he said books and said "Ooo I will take horror... When he handed out tact, she thought he said crack and asked for meth instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crustylugholes Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 When God was handing out smarts Amber thought he said Farts and said "oh, I hope mines only a tiny little bit." When God was handing out noses, Amber thought he said Roses and said 'I'd like a large red one!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyB Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 "When God was handing out noses, Amber thought he said Roses and said 'I'd like a large red one" HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonescity Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Oh God kill me now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 God bless you god. She messed up on her script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crustylugholes Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Her necklace is a flip flop. I fail to see any religious connotation there, but hey, who am I to judge? Whenever she prays she kisses the flip flop. I find that hilarious and ironic since she has been flip flopping on her alliances in the house since week 1. We ought to all get together and have her sent a gigantic flip flop to hang on the wall. Similar to how other religious people hang a cross on the wall. ~kisses her zorrie~ (P.S. 'Zorrie' is floriduh speak for flip flop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 The necklace kiss thing is to try and make us believe she cares about her daughter... Or was it her dog she meant???? One of the two anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyA Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I wish I could reach through my moniter and grab her stupid necklace so I don't have to hear her slurppy kisses on the feeds. Everytime she does that I have to hit mute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMOOCHES Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 lmao king...good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Ohh... I posted on the Amber thread about this. I was kind of surprised there wasn't more about it, but now I see it has it's own thread. My bad! Their 'faith and prayers' or so obnoxiously superficial and completely for show, that it's beyond offensive and downright hilarious. I keep picturing God like Jim Carey in Bruce Almighty, and as someone said, trying to hide from her. Pull down the shades, turn off the lights, don't make a sound and maybe she'll go away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharonda99 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Yeah, I'm not getting the whole "God Bless you God" thing". I thought maybe she said it accidentally the first time, but she keeps saying it. Silly rabbit.When she said that last night I about died laughing. Then turned and said to my hubby it sounds like a book I read back when I was a kid. (You all know the book - 'Are you there God, its me, Margaret' )I loved that book. "Please God, please don't let me be the last one to get a period." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gosander Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Seriously, if God can find even one lawyer up there, I think he should sue the crap out of this nutcase for trying to ruin his reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 And now Jessica's adding her name to the list of devout church-goers?? I'm thinking that at this point that's game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I thought that was funny. When Jameka asked her about communion, Jessica replied - yeah, you can get it everyday or something to that affect. Jessica, you receive communion everyday and you're not sure what it is. I really think that most of them say things to hear themselves talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Oh wow, I guess I misunderstood what Jessica was saying, cause I thought she did say she got it everyday before school at mass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 When he handed out tact, she thought he said crack and asked for meth instead... Here's what I've concluded: they obviously don't have closets in the BB house which is why they keep praying publicly? They don't seem smart enough to interpret it as keeping it personal..I think they're really thinking it's literal..like "holy f*ck, where are the closets?? I guess this camera is gonna have to do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeenjoni Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 To Gosander: the laywer line made me laugh out loud !! Thanks, I needed that. ( Can someone tell me how to put other quotes in my reply ? Sorry......I suck at this ) view my amazing boy's page at www.myspace.com/ponchowheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Click on the bubble under the fonts box - then put your quote between the quote lines. You must cut and paste what you want to quote first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Joni... Look up at the little bar above where you post... You should see the insert special item drop down box there... You can use that or use the code [!quote], but leave out the ! in the first part...Just copy and paste the person you want to quote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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