Jump to content

WickedOne

Member
  • Posts

    5,789
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Status Updates posted by WickedOne

  1. Rolls toadballs in seasoned flour,fries & eats. crunch crunch crunch..Offers u one with ketchup.

  2. Wonders why you want to love on a toads balls..........sicko.

  3. Runs toothbrush w/glue along your showerdoor frame whilst ur in it.

  4. Opens door,stuffs can up ur butt,hits u in nose to expel gas...caps can. Adds to collection.

  5. Sprinkles itching powder into your undie drawer. Slips a soybean tablet in your sandwich to gas u up.

  6. Cuts open vac bag and holds it up to fan on high in your room. snickers back evilly

  7. Swoops in on flying vacuum. Smacks you upside the head with broom.

  8. Creeps thru--->

  9. sets tack on seat

  10. Were you gone? smirk, snickers, grins

  11. Feels so sorry for you I stole a star. Evil smirk...

  12. Nods. But reversing it now to plump you up...

  13. grope, touch... tests for tenderness..

  14. touch poke touch pet touch

  15. {{m00n}}

    snickers

  16. Gold? no no no... I cannot use gold! Got any South Africa batwings? Preferably fresh.

  17. Well GUH! Even the UPS man leaves the gifts by the door!

  18. Grabs a star. Dips into coffee brew...burps..dashes out.

  19. Places toenail & fingertip in ziplock bag. Tips hat and runs out.

  20. I missed? Double drats..runs off for more TnT

  21. Oboy. Star cookies! munch crunch munch

Lobby

Lobby

Please enter your display name

×
×
  • Create New...