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Rolls toadballs in seasoned flour,fries & eats. crunch crunch crunch..Offers u one with ketchup.
Wonders why you want to love on a toads balls..........sicko.
Runs toothbrush w/glue along your showerdoor frame whilst ur in it.
Opens door,stuffs can up ur butt,hits u in nose to expel gas...caps can. Adds to collection.
Sprinkles itching powder into your undie drawer. Slips a soybean tablet in your sandwich to gas u up.
Cuts open vac bag and holds it up to fan on high in your room. snickers back evilly
Swoops in on flying vacuum. Smacks you upside the head with broom.
Creeps thru--->
sets tack on seat
lurking
Were you gone? smirk, snickers, grins
stares
Feels so sorry for you I stole a star. Evil smirk...
Yesssss? U rang?
Nods. But reversing it now to plump you up...
grope, touch... tests for tenderness..
touch poke touch pet touch
{{m00n}}
snickers
Gold? no no no... I cannot use gold! Got any South Africa batwings? Preferably fresh.
Well GUH! Even the UPS man leaves the gifts by the door!
Grabs a star. Dips into coffee brew...burps..dashes out.
Nu uh.
Places toenail & fingertip in ziplock bag. Tips hat and runs out.
I missed? Double drats..runs off for more TnT
Oboy. Star cookies! munch crunch munch