WickedOne

Hold still while I take ur measurements. Need to be accurate..hehe

Grabs your foot, takes a toenail clipping, bags it and trots out...>

Measures u head to toe.... nods knowingly..scampers out...

Come back her and hold still, I only need a smal hair sample...

stares

...measures you...

Cuts a piece of your hair off, puts into jar..scampers off.

grabs fish CHOMPS IT...releases fish farts..fans air...grins wickedly

SSSSSSSSsssssslithers through.....

pffffttttttt!! Not a stalker? No fun in THAT!

Yessss????

Why what? *smirks*

Who's what?

what

slithers through

pulls out mallet and smacks another star

slithers thru.....

Responds w/a counter spell sending buttcrack juice flying outta dumbs monitor into her face. What were you thinking?

You want that buttcrack juice smooth or lumpy?

Slides a dead fish in yer underwear drawer & flies out cackling...

nope, but I have buttcrack juice. That do?

sssssslithers thru....

Snickers evilly because they weren't actually toadballs. The were Cowboys balls from BB.

mini stalker? Aw give yerself more credit than THAT Kingy. Oh. I suppose u mean dumblond. HAAA!

You rang?