oldguy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Every year some of you folks come up with good limericks. Here's one for starters - although I don't know how good it is: There once was a guy namd Nick who hit on a dude named Dick. But Dick would have none of it and told Nick to shove it, and so saying, gave Nick a quick kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 you have alot of time on your hands dontcha? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 So will you when you are that old... A Twofor!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I guess so... but dont we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I borrowed this from another thread but it is copyrighted so none of you better borrow it. Dick might have had the stick, But, Nick had the rod, Dick's stick was soft, And Nick's rod was hard, And once both in the house, choosing a bed, along came Dustin with a tube made of lead. Ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 There was a young woman named Yath, Who decided to get in the bath, She got out the soap, asked King for some dope, And grooved on the great aftermath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 There once was a man from Nantucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Danielle and Dick are related as some of us have speculated She started to fidget and called him dog edit and he said she's highly overrated. It needs work but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 I guess I do have a fair amount of time on my hands. But it's not like it took a week to dream up that little ditty. ~ shufles from room to room looking for something to do ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Cajun is the edited word midget? I need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 lol Ginger, sure why not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Okay, bitched would have worked too! But, heck you're the boss of your limerick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 it was purposely supposed to say "dog edit." Jem edited someone's post that said "dog sh*t" to "dog edit" So I've used "dog edit" when I have the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 who ever heard of DOG EDIT???? that just hog wash... or would that be HOG EDIT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 More like HORSE EDIT if you ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Cajun I get it now...I couldn't come up with a word after dog. I'm a handful, ya know!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 There once was a girl named Jameka who dated a guy from Topeka. She let him know who was boss and told him to get lost as she sprayed his eyes with paprika. I know,I know, it'pretty lame but it was spur-of-the-moment, so cut me some slack. You folks are doing great! I thought this topic might just hang there, twisting in the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 lol Ginger. dog midget makes sense too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 That's harsh...oldguy I didn't know you had it in you. There once was a girl named Carol, Who rah'd rah'd rah'd over a barrel, She fell to the floor and the crowd they did roar, And she gave them the ol' Spirit Finger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I want a prize for mine. Or at least an honorable mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I liked it Yath, great characters but unrelated to BB... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 picky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 Yath - The Limerick Committee loved your work, especially the rhyming of Yath and Bath. Therefore, in recognition of your literary masterpiece, I hereby bestow on you the Grand Prize of the Royal Order of Limerick Writers. Congratulationss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 There was a young woman named Yath, Who decided to get in the bath, She got out the soap, asked King for some dope, And grooved on the great aftermath. Love it Yath! Hey is that like dope on a rope? or soap or ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 What do I get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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