fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 how bout i toss you over 2 teacups? 2 thimbles? 2 ........ ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 2 catchers mitts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 alrighty then... i will keep those teacups for myself then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'll finish your limerick, Ginger. He's quick with the wit and so full of edit . . . I forgot to tell you - the Fig Leaf comes with 2 small bunches of gold grapes. I suppose you can melt it all down, but you're really gonna draw a large crowd when you accept the Certificate of Appreciation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Nah, burn the teacups!OMG, I am so excited...everyone is giving me respect again. No more dissing....Oldguy - you give new meaning to the word "edit." I will not melt down anything - I look awesome in fig leafs and grapes. They like me, they really like me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 well, its better than making a dress out of tampons. what? does nobody remember that? from Saturday Night Live... it was about 15 years ago. she is standing there at a party wearing a dress made of tampons and someone comes up and says "i love your dress" and she says.. "what? this old rag?" get it.. rag? ohhh i still get a good laugh thinking of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 LMAO - that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I just love this Big Brother game But why is it always the same? It's becoming quite clear The contestants each year Are all young, sleazy and lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 That is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 A tampon dress? Sounds nice, Fizzle. Wait!! I have an idea. When we go to the big dance Saturday night, you wear your tampon dress and I'll wear my new condom suit! All eyes will be on us as we whirl around the dance floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Quote: "A tampon dress? Sounds nice, Fizzle. Wait!! I have an idea. When we go to the big dance Saturday night, you wear your tampon dress and I'll wear my new condom suit! All eyes will be on us as we whirl around the dance floor" Be careful dancing you too...I heard they grease up the floor nicely for couples such as yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 brings new meaning to safe sex! heck, thats safe dancing.... well, only if we wear non-skid shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Of course you need non-skids....the dance is the tampon glider, popular in the clubs these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 We're gonna do The Twist. Get it? BB- twist? If we fall, we'll simply slide out the door to the cheers of the adoring crowd! What an exit it will be - almost as good as our entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Are there any old farts like me? Who watch this show on TV? And wish we could coax Alison to pick normal folks That we would much rather see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 It's Big Brother time so be jolly Time to laugh, not be melancholy But I fear we'll be in hell cause there will be no Janelle's And the chicks will all sound just like Holly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 my worse fears come true.. holly in numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 This ode is for Oldguy and Fizzle A couple we know will sizzle On the dance floor In a dress with a cord Let’s hope that tampon don’t drizzle. (fixed it - I got so caught up in rhyming that I got y'all a bit mixed up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Hey! I thought I was with Fizzle. Wonder if I can get my money back on my new condom suit?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Simmer down, Oldguy - you are with Fizzle, I wouldn't be caught dead with someone elses tampons on the dance floor with Fizzle dancing to the tampon glide. I would do it for a million bucks though. Oldguy: Got a prize for Cathoula for screwing up the whole discussion. I have to say it's a good limerick anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Fizzle, Fizzle, my new friend I must reach out and extend Deepest apologies from me to you I in no way wanted to make you blue (In response to your blubbering smiley Fizzle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Fizzle, Fizzle my old friend, There are some things, I won't pretend, I'll ask you questions, and take advice But you and me aren't doing the dance floor thing, kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Ginger, I'm sending you a million bucks. The vision of you and Fizzle doing the tampon glide gives me goosebumps. You're right about Cat's limerick. It was darn good, even if she tried to cut me out of a lovely evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Dancing in a tampon dress could become a big ole mess The string could catch as you twirl What's left behind would make me hurl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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