fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 i want off the merry go round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I can see it now... Fizzle swaying to the beat of Good Old Ragtime music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Quote" "Ginger, I'm sending you a million bucks. The vision of you and Fizzle doing the tampon glide gives me goosebumps. You're right about Cat's limerick. It was darn good, even if she tried to cut me out of a lovely evening" Well, if it makes you that happy oldguy I'll do it for nothing. It's bedtime for me and I hope your visions bring you sweet dreams! Cat, that is another great limerick. You're too good for this thread, you should get published! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Thanks Ginger. I love limericks. I'm off to bed too. More rhymin' in the mornin'. Have a good night everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I leave for awhile for fun I Come back to talk of tampons However that happened I know not my good friend And now my limerick is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Now Cajun has it right--limericks are 5- lines long!! Not to be picky or anything.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 If memory serves me right, Cajun is better at Haiku's. Cat, I'll be looking out for limericks today...very amusing. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 One more day ‘til we begin It’s been a long wait, my patience is thin We wondered what would be the new twist Same old crap, now I’m pissed My God I hope there ain’t no twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Carol waves a pom pom, siss boom bah wears a tiny sexy skirt, yeah, ray rah rah! Gets in a fight with the other Kansas chick. The guys gather 'round lead by Nick and Dick It'll be the damndest fight that you ever saw but no clear winner and it ends in a draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 America’s player will be a joke There won’t be much we can provoke We will have a choice of what he/she will do But the choices will be a select few. How many houseguests do you think smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I hope you all like this one! There is this house in LA Where 14 crazy people will stay All summer long, We Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katydidit Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 There once was a house of fourteen that would offer all to be seen. We'll peak and we'll chatter while they fake pitter patter, and nobody will come out clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 You guys are good! Here's another one: Samantha, Samantha -why such a name? So hard to rhyme it's a gosh darn shame. They say you're an alternate and that's so sad You won't get in the house and that's too bad. ( A prize to someone who comes up with words that rhyme with Samantha.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katydidit Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Samantha? She's a pantha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Well, I declare ... you li'l ol' sweet thang, you. You must be from the South, like me. You'll definitely be considered for the prize, honey chile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Samantha from Tampa grows Agapantha's Is there a prize for that old guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Damn, you're good, Calif! You're certainly in the running for a prize! (Just curious - would Atlanta have worked better than Tampa?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 One by one they’ll be voted out This we know, we have no doubt One things for sure, we have no clue The trouble that’s about to brew With Dick the one who will scream and shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Atlanta can work but I was goning for a Sam and Tam rhyme too As well as a lot of alliteration And a 3-1-2-1-3 syllabic balanance - it was a very scientific selection... Plus Tampa sounds like tampons and that is just too fun to bypass in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 one houseguest we all want to see is a girl named samantha she lives by the sea her enemy is bertha but you wont find her in the house only her twin martha will be seen crap.. i suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 "Well, I declare ... you li'l ol' sweet thang, you. You must be from the South, like me. You'll definitely be considered for the prize, honey chile." I’m from the south, this is for sure My twang does not have a cure I live in the woods of this Texas town In the sticks and there ain’t nothin’ around My intentions though are surely pure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Damn, Calif! You knocked my socks off! Great response! I'm wondering . . . if the Los Angeles airport is LAX is the Tampa airport TAMPAX? Fizzle, don't sell yourself short - you're great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catahoula_dogs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Alice in Wonderland is the theme In this house where all must scheme. Tiny beds where some must sleep Toes poking out from their little sheet With nightmares of Alice as they dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 still working on them! One by one, they enter Alice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 There once were two girls from Kansas They were both stuck up lasses They fight and they bicker And Jessica would kick her And both had nice asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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