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It's Time For Limericks

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Every year some of you folks come up with good limericks. Here's one for starters - although I don't know how good it is:

There once was a guy namd Nick

who hit on a dude named Dick.

But Dick would have none of it

and told Nick to shove it,

and so saying, gave Nick a quick kick.

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So will you when you are that old...

:lol:

A Twofor!!!!

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I borrowed this from another thread but it is copyrighted so none of you better borrow it.

Dick might have had the stick,

But, Nick had the rod,

Dick's stick was soft,

And Nick's rod was hard,

And once both in the house,

choosing a bed,

along came Dustin with a

tube made of lead.

Ginger

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There was a young woman named Yath,

Who decided to get in the bath,

She got out the soap, asked King for some dope,

And grooved on the great aftermath.

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Danielle and Dick are related

as some of us have speculated

She started to fidget

and called him dog edit

and he said she's highly overrated.

It needs work but oh well.

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I guess I do have a fair amount of time on my hands.

But it's not like it took a week to dream up that little ditty.

~ shufles from room to room looking for something to do ~

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it was purposely supposed to say "dog edit." Jem edited someone's post that said "dog sh*t" to "dog edit" So I've used "dog edit" when I have the chance. :D

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who ever heard of DOG EDIT???? that just hog wash... or would that be HOG EDIT?

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There once was a girl named Jameka

who dated a guy from Topeka.

She let him know who was boss

and told him to get lost

as she sprayed his eyes with paprika.

I know,I know, it'pretty lame but it was spur-of-the-moment, so cut me some slack.

You folks are doing great! I thought this topic might just hang there, twisting in the wind.

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That's harsh...oldguy I didn't know you had it in you.

There once was a girl named Carol,

Who rah'd rah'd rah'd over a barrel,

She fell to the floor and the crowd they did roar,

And she gave them the ol' Spirit Finger!

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I want a prize for mine.

Or at least an honorable mention.

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I liked it Yath, great characters but unrelated to BB...

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Yath - The Limerick Committee loved your work, especially the rhyming of Yath and Bath. Therefore, in recognition of your literary masterpiece, I hereby bestow on you the Grand Prize of the Royal Order of Limerick Writers. Congratulationss!

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There was a young woman named Yath,

Who decided to get in the bath,

She got out the soap, asked King for some dope,

And grooved on the great aftermath.

Love it Yath! Hey is that like dope on a rope? or soap or ......

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