Califcyclone Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 This was my favorite thread last year and did not see it started yet... Join in the fun Dear Jen: Our legal department contacted Mensa to see if there might be a copyright problem with a shirt line bearing "Jensa Member"...the people on the other end were laughing so hard that we think the answer is no. Also, our Sales division has yet to find the niche for your shirts...we are testing skanky ho's right now, we will keep you posted. Signed, Acme T-shirt Maufacturers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Dear Dani. why are you so scared to open me?? The fridge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Dear Jen, Why you hatin? Sincerely, Your memory wall photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Dear Houseguests, Though you may not see me, rest assured I'm here... and trust me, I am just as disgusted with my current state as you are. I am working hard to remedy the situation, but there's only so much I can do from here. She has me, metaphorically speaking, between a rock and a hard place. Yours truly, Jen's perma-wedgie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Dear Jen, Why are your melons smellin'? Sincerely, Your Bikini Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Dear Dick, I can only imagine the inner turmoil you must be facing right now upon being faced with your estranged daughter. I can sympathize with your plight. But I have to ask that you stop taking out your frustrations on me. Not only is it wrong to punish me for the misdeeds of others, but when you do so.. when you lash out at me in anger waiving your fists and flinging me around the backyard.... you kinda look like a tattooed pixie spreading her rock and roll pixie dust. Sincerely, The little ribbon on a stick thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamAngel Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Jessica, I'm truly offended, what does the hot tub have that I don't? I don't bite and I can feel quite lovely after a long competition or lockdown. Yours truly The bathroom shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 dear Kail, trust me, i dont care to see any part of your nakid butt. i mean, even in clothes you are not a pretty sight. so by all means, pee and poop all you want. signed, the camera above the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 (Muffled) Dear Jen: Get this damned potholder off me will you? I'm watching for you with my one good eye. Sincerely, Your lousy picture on the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBlove4ever Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 LMAO!! you guys ROCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursie Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Joe, Put me on, at least when nursie is watching the feeds. -Your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Kail, your makeup bag is over on the counter and should be used often, not just on thursdays. i am about to break into a million pieces. no love and scared to pieces, the mirror in the HOH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Joe, Embrace me, don't erase me gonorrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realityfan Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Eric, Please, you're embarrasing me. The F-bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear BB Houseguests, To those of you eating BB slop. Try mixing some of me into your slop. I'll really improve the flavor! Sincerely, That 70 pounds of butter wrung out of your hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Kail, You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. Come back to us, you li'l ol' sweet thang, you. We all miss you. Love, The Country Inn The Country Store The Country Motel The Country Real Estate Company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Jen: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...you've got a lovely butt... Whatever, so get off me would you The Treadmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catniptoy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Dustin, It's not that I don't enjoy our alone time together, but this is getting ridiculous. Luv, The huge bottle of lotion +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Dear Mike, When you are cleaning around the toilet, wear condoms on me, please. Trust me, Your knees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Joe Please keep that disease infested thing in your towel, The cameras... P.S. Stay outta me too, The Hot tub... **HUUUUUUUURLS**, The Towel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Kail, The place is going to hell without you here to pay for everything. Please send money ASAP!!!!!!! Sincerely, Your Home Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Jen, Get out, get out now. Pleeaassseee!!?? Sincerely, The Big Brother House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElisabethF50 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 i know im breaking the ruls of letters from objects, but i have to.. dear jen, i don't like you, quit complaining, LEAVE -me and everything in the BB house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Dear Nick, No, one sexual experience does not make you "gay". However, keeping me this frosty shade of pink does. Sincerely, Your fingernails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Nick: No, it doesn't mean you are gay to me (wink, wink) if you want to replace Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman with Joe and Dustin on your top 5 list. Sincerely, Your Cell Phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 dear jen, i dont like that i have to see your crack every nite. i dont like it one bit. that is why i shoot extra hard water at it. signed, the hottub's water jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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