salter-path Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 'Twas the Night Before Big Brother 6 'Twas the night before Big Brother 6, when all through MortyLandNot a poster was stirring, not even their mouse.The mods had set the Big Brother threads with care,In hopes that the houseguests soon would be there.The Big Brother Correspondants were nestled all snug by their live feeds,While visions of houseguests eating pb&j danced in their heads.And Jem in her 'kerchief, and Ranster in his cap,Had just settled their brains for a quick catnap. The Big Brother Correspondants typed narry a word Their nerves were frayed and anticipation levels soared They stayed on the BigBrother forum sometimes just to lurk Then yawning and stretching with a sore neck and back Got up from the 'puter and went for a snack.When from the live feeds there arose such a clatter,I sprang from my lurking mode to see what was the matter.Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash,Clicked on my mouse with a mighty and mad dash. When what on my flickering screen should appear,A flood of opinion to stick in your ear.The thread then mutated and broke every rule,Ignoring the reminders from the mods, someone said, they weren't cool.Posts poured onto the forum, by the dozens they came,I recognized most, some even by name.There's Slowpoke, StephenV and Suds, then Stormy,TheStilesClan, Jenw, King and even DrWill!CeCimon, patsytoland, Stargazer, SerenityNow, JennyOndioline, and Mo, this lineups unreal!With Brekkie Boy from UK, Angelo Joe, TwinkleToes, and Crazy B from Shh!!!TownThere's Gorilla in the tree, mango, dietekocgirl, QW and Nebartist acting like clowns.Jem then posted a technical note,And someone called hanklee an old goat.Posts flew fast and furious, I nervously covered my face,People were trolling in a panic all over the place.Have I missed the opening of "Big Brother?" they typedOh, This is a Disgrace!DivaSupreme, Sara, Dade, TheWatcher, Raydog and Murf came off the bench,And then there was Numfar, Wait UP! Isn't he French?When former members showed up out of the cold,Someone observed they were covered with mold.Suddenly Morty appeared, armed with the most reliable information one can get. We all stared at our screens as he posted his update.He said not to fret, the houseguests had not arrived as of yet.After all, it was only July 6, we were far from being late.As he was posting his update I calmed with his reassuring words. I looked over and there on my live feeds was a smiling Julie Chen All she was doing was practicing "Welcome HouseGuests to Big Brother" Over and over, Again!Morty diasppeared from my screen and through my uplink, Back into MortyLand with barely a blink. I read his words as he flew from my sight, "Carry on one and all, and to all a good byte!" A Happy Big Brother6 Season to all~Salter-Path Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenityNow Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Wow!!! That was great! Thanks, salter! Loved it!.....and Happy BB6 season to you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 :? I feel like I should be hanging up my mouse over my monitor, or buying and sending e-mail BB cards. I don't even have any BB decorations to put around my condo or on my front door :!: Guess I'll just have to remember to read Salter's poem before I go to bed the night before BB6 starts Thanks Salter :clap :clap :clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Joe Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 to Salter... That was simply AWESOME ! ! ! Bring on BB6 ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenw_72 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 awesome poem salter.I will read it the night b4 bb..hehe bravo bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutestsmile Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 That's so clever !! WTG !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasperSabe Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 WOO HOO!!!That's awesome. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStilesClan Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Thats was awesome. Great Job!Thanks for sharing that with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonhottie217 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 That was so creative. (applause) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubthorn Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Hilarious poem, salter.....wish it were July 6 tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dade Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Great poem salter...only 8 days left...its really coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nez Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Wow that was awewsome. I can't wait for BB to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brotherlylove Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Very creative! :clap Oh soo close we are, just wish the days would fly by!Thanks for the peom salter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Didn't want to start a new thread, and didn't want to put this in a 'Twist' thread cause it seemed kinda outta place.Soooo..... thought I'd put it in dear SalterPaths It's my feeble attempt to adapt "Lets Twist.............................................................The BB 6 TwistCome on everybody, clap your handsNow you're looking goodI'm gonna sing my song and it won't take longWe gotta do the BB6 twist, and it goes like thisCome on let's twist again, like we did for BB5 last summerYea, let's twist again, BETTER than last yearDo you remember the 4 Horseman, oh, what a bummerYea, let's twist again, Julie Chen is here Yeah SOS's and DNA's and up 'n down we go againOh baby make me know why I'm so hooked on this, and thenCome on let's twist again, we're MORE than readyYea, let's twist again, BB6 time is here :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenityNow Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Slow, I love that!! I've sung it in my head three times now and it gets better each time. I'll spare my dog from attempting to sing it out loud. Thanks for posting that!! Very funny, clever, and cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStilesClan Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I love it slow and salter I read yours daily hoping it will come sooner!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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