WickedOne

Crackers was referring to ur legs. Close em.

Puts ants in ur pants *cackles*

Looks back.

Not good nuff. i require gifts.

Rifles thru ur underwear drawer. Grabs handful & begins delivering them to other posters for Valentines Day gifts.

I'll eat your little dog too! {{CRUNCH}}

pffftttttttttt brappppppppppp fruppppp

Young. Tender. You'd make a great stew meat. *smacks lips evilly*

I've severe gas. I came to share.

Calmly presses button and watches voodoo doll explode in your hands.

Reads TCS's msg. Bonk sound. Righto. Fibber.

Makes your voodoo doll hump king123

Hands Jem Blacks special tea & cookies. Compliments of Blackcat!

He humps soap?

Wrings water into a tea kettle. Boils. Adds tea bags. Takes cups of tea to other Morty people with a from Blackcat note. cackles

Another year to torture mortals. hmmmmmm

OH BOY! Rough STUFF! *runs for leathers, whips & chains closet*

Did u explain to your jailbird ferret about the bar soap & not bending over thingy?

One finger lifts you until ur feet are off the ground. No leps. I want children. Juicy ones.

I'm swearing off bats this year. Eating children instead. Got kid?

Morty won't let me post post an avatar of me eating a kid. pffftttt

If you'd like to fix me a plate of leps feel free. But again, I will fart at will.

Aquired taste. Personally they give me gas. I prefer children.

rosemary & garlic

Guh! You act like you've never eaten elf before.

stewed