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Marty, you have celiac disease?

He still thinks he's in the Bomb Squad, correct?

Buh-bye, Neapolitan fruit pop.

I hope Marilyn's parents and friends bought the life feeds so they could hear Spencer brag about his dogs watching him as he gives it to Marilyn from behind (doggy-style).

The new HOH is eating beef jerky and playing jerky with his gherkin.

Did Andy sleep in the HOH bed with Spencer last night? Spencer, being a country boy, prefers to sleep with sheep, but since there's no sheep around, I guess he settled on a pasty, boney redhead.

Final two:

Ginamarie and four guys? HA! Like that hasn't happened before... If McNasty wins POV, she's gone (unless Andy wants Judd out first). Otherwise, McNasty is gone.

Andy and Spencer floating to the final 2.

It is official. Big Brother is dead: 7:12PM BBT: McCrae just sniffed the dog bones. Judd and Andy have made their way through the house to gloat about their victory. McCrae is not saying much. GinaMarie was just called to DR. She was doing dishes. McCrae just whispered to GinaMarie, "Let's just bury the hatchet." She replies "Nothing against you. Now everyone is playing for themselves." Andy wants to play cards. Judd and McCrae say they can't sit down. Spencer yells "Everyone know what time it is?" They all say "What?" Spencer says "Time to pack that bitch's shit up!" They found pills in Elissa's bag. Spencer says, "They are 'Bitch Pills, she wasn't taking 'em." 7:29PM BBT: GinaMarie is still in the DR. The boys are going on about Elissa again. Spencer has called her a bitch a few dozen times. He keeps yelling "F-you B! F-you!" Andy yells she is an idiot. Now they are imitating her. Once again the Big Brother house is full of hostile winners, viciously spewing vulgarities about Elissa, and say how right now all of "sane America" is thanking them for getting an insane bitch out of the house. 7:32PM BBT: The Elissa bashing continues. [it is becoming nauseating.] They speculate what they would have done if Elissa had a special power. Andy said he would have punched her in the throat. Spencer says he was not sexually attracted to Elissa what so ever and mentions how she never got him hard. They all agree. They are now on to Helen and wonder how Helen could have a conversation with Elissa.

He'll blow it on poppers and ecstasy at a gay bar in Paris and end up HIV positive.

McCrae believed Cryin' Andy tried to save his girlfriend and that Elissa reneged. How stupid of him.

Enjoy your fifty grand, Andy.

She cast these people.

#FireGrodner trending on Twitter. We say it a lot--this is the worst season of BB ever, but this year, it is actually true.

I thought we got rid of this stupid airhole. Lock this topic please.

That's so last week. In the jury house, Aaryn is getting Helen to cook her fried rice and do her nails in exchange for Aaryn punching Helen in the face and making Helen's eyes go straight. Also, Boo Candice is teaching Aaryn how to win a beauty pageant that actually matters. Lesson one was for Aaryn to not be an airhole racist with a poopyface. Jessie is whining that no one is paying attention to her and hopes that McCrae will be arriving soon so that she can jump him because: A. He is so well-groomed, smells great and is so handsome. B. To piss off Amanda. C. Because she is unemployed and he makes $10,000 a year more than her. What a catch!

http://bellapetite.com/letter-from-the-editor-model-aaryn-gries-bella-petite-magazine.html

1. Who cares? Amanda is toast no matter how Elissa votes. 2. Andy will cry. You could make this prediction every week and still be right. 3. I think J U Double D is due to win, but I hope Elissa wins, puts up crying Andy and professional pawn Spencer and Andy goes away. The first NFL game is tonight, so Big Brother's ratings are gonna suck even if Amanda is leaving.

CBS didn't show any racist remarks until the live feeders outed Aryan and CBS had no choice but to show it.

Aaryn is in the jury house doing damage control and becoming besties with Candice and Helen to show she's NOT racist, so by the time the finale comes around she can tell us that Big Brother CURED her racism and how EXCITED she is that BIG BROTHER ALL-STARS 2 is upcoming!!!