uvp Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 WILL: Boogie guess what Boogie: what? WILL: the dumbass still wanna take me to the finals Boogie: naw you joking WILL: I am serious as hell Boogie: Why? WILL: because I am Big Daddy and I keep her panties in a bunch Boogie: ok chuckles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Will : Rrrrrring Boogie : Sup? Will : Dude... I was trying to sleep last night and there was this huge racket... did you hear it? Boogie : No, man... what was it? Will : Apparently it was the clue train... Boogie : Clue train? Will : Yep, the Clue Train.... and it breezed right on past the rest of the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chichi Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I had one, but I think it was too mean and I would have been stoned publically in the town square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyBlues Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbrosister Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 *RING* me: hello? mike boogie: yo yo yo, what up, chill town in the hizzzay! me: go to hell, i hate you. mike boogie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoJaney Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Boogie : Brrrrring Will : Yes? Boogie : Dude... I got this riddle and I just can't figure it out. Will : Lay it on me... Boogie : What has 8 eyes, yet sees nothing? Will : You really can't figure that out? Boogie : I have no idea, man. Will : Yeah... neither do they! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jordansmom Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 *RING* me: hello? mike boogie: yo yo yo, what up, chill town in the hizzzay! me: go to hell, i hate you. mike boogie: I want you to know that was the best laugh I've had in awhile. BTW GOJANEY I was like what does have 8 eyes? Then I go ohhhh. I feel stupid. Bigbrosister post still had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Jani Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I dont get the 8 eyes one.....explaination please?? lol BTW,..these r funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I would have been stoned publically in the town square. That's cool; as long as you keep it together no one will notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRebel Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Outside of Will and Boogie there are four other houseguests. Between these four, they have eight eyes. They see nothing because they're so in the dark of what is happening and what Chilltown is doing to all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Brrrrnnngggg Boogie: Hey Dude, wazzzz up Will: So last night Danielle's like banging on the door... Boogie: Yeah... Will: And I told her that when she sobers up... Boogie: Uh-huh... Will: First thing in the Morning that she she go to the bank Boogie: Yeah Will: Withdraw ahwlllllllllll her Money Boogie: And Will: BUY HERSELF A CLUE Both: ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichi Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 That's cool; as long as you keep it together no one will notice. O.K O.K. I should have said.... received a public stoning or maybe a public caning or something about a pillory. Sometimes I forget you're watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbrosister Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Thanks Jordansmom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrel Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Had a million of these when it was worth while (a month ago), the Finale is coming up now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindyannie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Will and Mike are getting kind of tired for me now. Plus I am not a big fan of scumbagging which seems to be the only way they operate. Their whole game is based on lies and deceit. I still think you can win this game like Drew did by not lying to people continually. I know Will has won this way before but even he wasn't quite this brutally evil to people before. It's just gotten kind of ugly now with Howie going nuts, and James freaking out, now Dani did it too. It's no wonder these people get so mad with someone telling them to their face you are safe and then doing the opposite over and over. Makes you wonder how the others can't see this and didn't try to group themselves against chilltown earlier. Stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jordansmom Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I come here to just to read yours bigbrosister. I had a bad and now im lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Brrrnnnng Will: Hello, Who's calling Boogie: It be me, Boogie Will: What's up Boogie: You got a match Will: Sure...My ass and your face. I don't care if anyone else laughs....I'm hysterical right now................ It was worth the type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 brrnggggg Fizzle: hey ginger guess what i saw on the live feeds today? Ginger: i have no idea, i was up late and slept all day. Fizzle: well what else is new.... but really, guess what i saw??? Ginger: you saw people sleeping? Fizzle: yeah, but guess what else i saw. Ginger: ivette peeing on the astro turf? ohh wait, wrong season. Fizzle: ohh forget it... you would think ivette peeing on astro turf was worse than boogie jerking it in the middle of the day and then not washing his hands. Ginger: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HU? what? what was that? ivette did what to the astroturf??? Fizzle: click. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfgranny Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 GOJANEY: LMAO!!!!!!!!!! chichi: Post it anyway! I'm curious. Brrrring Will: Hey Mike Boogie: Hey Will Will: Sup? Boogie: Not much. I'm starting a new business with the $$$$ I win Will: Oh yeah, what is it? Boogie: A music store to rent instruments Will: There's a ton of those stores. What are you going to do to stand out from the competition? Boogie: I'm going to name the stringed instruments after all the houseguests because we played them like they were violins! Will: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jordansmom Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 ohh fizzle that was funny. I can't think of any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Quote Fizzle: "brrnggggg Fizzle: hey ginger guess what i saw on the live feeds today? Ginger: i have no idea, i was up late and slept all day. Fizzle: well what else is new.... but really, guess what i saw??? Ginger: you saw people sleeping? Fizzle: yeah, but guess what else i saw. Ginger: ivette peeing on the astro turf? ohh wait, wrong season. Fizzle: ohh forget it... you would think ivette peeing on astro turf was worse than boogie jerking it in the middle of the day and then not washing his hands. Ginger: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HU? what? what was that? ivette did what to the astroturf??? Fizzle: click." Brrrrrnnnng: Ginger: Hey Fizzle...are you still watching the feeds during the day to keep me updated. Fizzle: Sure, I wouldn't think of telling you to get your own damn feeds and watch them to get your own answers to your silly questions. Ginger: Thanks, what a pal. But you know what I heard. Fizzle: No, what? Ginger: I heard that its been reported that the BBQ still keeps in touch with the astroturf! Ahhh....sometimes I wish Ivette was on this season....aside from Boogie and Erika there is no one else to really goof on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Brrrnngggggg Fizzle: hey ginger! guess what? Ginger: what? Fizzle: there is only like 12 more days off BB... you can get the feeds for free now! Ginger: but then i couldnt come here and bother you!! Fizzle: guess what i just saw on the live feeds!!?? Ginger: what!!?? Fizzle: :::::static::::::::: hey! are you there?? ginger?? i cant hear you!!! ::::::::::click:::::::::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidersscareme Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Brrrng Brrrrng Booger: Hello? Will: Hey Boogie! Will! Hey, I gotta tell you man...it's a good thing you're skinny! Booger: Why's that? Will: I can't imagine carrying your butt all this way in the game on my coattails if you weighed anymore. Brrrng Brrrnng Booger: Yo! Old Sayings: Ever heard the saying "Pot Calling the Kettle Black"? Booger: Ya! Why? Old Saying: I'd remember that saying the next time you think about calling someone else a "Class Act"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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