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WILL: Boogie guess what

Boogie: what?

WILL: the dumbass still wanna take me to the finals

Boogie: naw you joking

WILL: I am serious as hell

Boogie: Why?

WILL: because I am Big Daddy and I keep her panties in a bunch :D

Boogie: ok chuckles!

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Will : Rrrrrring

Boogie : Sup?

Will : Dude... I was trying to sleep last night and there was this huge racket... did you hear it?

Boogie : No, man... what was it?

Will : Apparently it was the clue train...

Boogie : Clue train?

Will : Yep, the Clue Train.... and it breezed right on past the rest of the house! :lol:

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Boogie : Brrrrring

Will : Yes?

Boogie : Dude... I got this riddle and I just can't figure it out.

Will : Lay it on me...

Boogie : What has 8 eyes, yet sees nothing?

Will : You really can't figure that out?

Boogie : I have no idea, man.

Will : Yeah... neither do they!

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*RING*

me: hello?

mike boogie: yo yo yo, what up, chill town in the hizzzay!

me: go to hell, i hate you.

mike boogie:

I want you to know that was the best laugh I've had in awhile.

BTW GOJANEY I was like what does have 8 eyes? Then I go ohhhh. I feel stupid. :lol: Bigbrosister post still had me laughing.

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Brrrrnnngggg

Boogie: Hey Dude, wazzzz up

Will: So last night Danielle's like banging on the door...

Boogie: Yeah...

Will: And I told her that when she sobers up...

Boogie: Uh-huh...

Will: First thing in the Morning that she she go to the bank

Boogie: Yeah

Will: Withdraw ahwlllllllllll her Money

Boogie: And

Will: BUY HERSELF A CLUE

Both: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

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That's cool; as long as you keep it together no one will notice.

O.K O.K. I should have said.... received a public stoning or maybe a public caning or something about a pillory.

Sometimes I forget you're watching. :lol:

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Will and Mike are getting kind of tired for me now. Plus I am not a big fan of scumbagging which seems to be the only way they operate. Their whole game is based on lies and deceit. I still think you can win this game like Drew did by not lying to people continually. I know Will has won this way before but even he wasn't quite this brutally evil to people before. It's just gotten kind of ugly now with Howie going nuts, and James freaking out, now Dani did it too. It's no wonder these people get so mad with someone telling them to their face you are safe and then doing the opposite over and over. Makes you wonder how the others can't see this and didn't try to group themselves against chilltown earlier. Stupid.

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brrnggggg

Fizzle: hey ginger guess what i saw on the live feeds today?

Ginger: i have no idea, i was up late and slept all day.

Fizzle: well what else is new.... but really, guess what i saw???

Ginger: you saw people sleeping?

Fizzle: yeah, but guess what else i saw.

Ginger: ivette peeing on the astro turf? ohh wait, wrong season.

Fizzle: ohh forget it... you would think ivette peeing on astro turf was worse than boogie jerking it in the middle of the day and then not washing his hands.

Ginger: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HU? what? what was that? ivette did what to the astroturf???

Fizzle: click.

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GOJANEY: LMAO!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

chichi: Post it anyway! I'm curious.

Brrrring

Will: Hey Mike

Boogie: Hey Will

Will: Sup?

Boogie: Not much. I'm starting a new business with the $$$$ I win

Will: Oh yeah, what is it?

Boogie: A music store to rent instruments

Will: There's a ton of those stores. What are you going to do to stand out from the competition?

Boogie: I'm going to name the stringed instruments after all the houseguests because we played them like they were violins!

Will: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Quote Fizzle: "brrnggggg

Fizzle: hey ginger guess what i saw on the live feeds today?

Ginger: i have no idea, i was up late and slept all day.

Fizzle: well what else is new.... but really, guess what i saw???

Ginger: you saw people sleeping?

Fizzle: yeah, but guess what else i saw.

Ginger: ivette peeing on the astro turf? ohh wait, wrong season.

Fizzle: ohh forget it... you would think ivette peeing on astro turf was worse than boogie jerking it in the middle of the day and then not washing his hands.

Ginger: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HU? what? what was that? ivette did what to the astroturf???

Fizzle: click."

Brrrrrnnnng:

Ginger: Hey Fizzle...are you still watching the feeds during the day to keep me updated.

Fizzle: Sure, I wouldn't think of telling you to get your own damn feeds and watch them to get your own answers to your silly questions.

Ginger: Thanks, what a pal. But you know what I heard.

Fizzle: No, what?

Ginger: I heard that its been reported that the BBQ still keeps in touch with the astroturf!

Ahhh....sometimes I wish Ivette was on this season....aside from Boogie and Erika there is no one else to really goof on! :(

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Brrrnngggggg

Fizzle: hey ginger! guess what?

Ginger: what?

Fizzle: there is only like 12 more days off BB... you can get the feeds for free now!

Ginger: but then i couldnt come here and bother you!!

Fizzle: :o guess what i just saw on the live feeds!!??

Ginger: what!!??

Fizzle: :::::static::::::::: hey! are you there?? ginger?? i cant hear you!!! ::::::::::click::::::::::

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Brrrng Brrrrng

Booger: Hello?

Will: Hey Boogie! Will! Hey, I gotta tell you man...it's a good thing you're skinny!

Booger: Why's that?

Will: I can't imagine carrying your butt all this way in the game on my coattails if you weighed anymore.

Brrrng Brrrnng

Booger: Yo!

Old Sayings: Ever heard the saying "Pot Calling the Kettle Black"?

Booger: Ya! Why?

Old Saying: I'd remember that saying the next time you think about calling someone else a "Class Act"!

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