oldguy Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 I looked around and couldn't decide where to put this, so I started a new topic. If the mods want to move it, that's okay with me. MESSAGES TO THE HOUSEGUESTS Dick, hey Dick, listen to me Dude The folks are saying you're nasty and crude! Stop it, Amber, with your crying jag Or we'll start calling you an old Sea Hag! Guess it's goodbye, Nick, it's been real fun So go pack your bag 'cause it looks like you're done. Jess, you're sweet and we like you, Honey Wouldn't mind seeing you win all the money. Daniele, please stop your whining, my dear Or you might actually shed a real tear. Dustin, quit crying on your brother's letter We'll soon send you home and make it all better. Please go home, Kail, and count your dough Your hanging around here is ruining the show. Read your bible some more, Jameka Cause we're soon sending you off to Topeka. Zack, the others are all running from you When you're voted out you can run too. Eric, you'd do most anything for a dollar Better do what we say or we'll make you holler. Jen, my Jen, oh please don't go We want you to stay cause we love you so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursie Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 very good, and timely...they said there was a banner that flew over the house today, i miss them sending messages to the hg's hmmmm..... jessica you are funny i would have wanted you to win the money except that i cant this is just a small rant its not because you are cute its because i cant put you on mute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 Very good, Nursie! Thank God somebody else posted a poem. I was beginning to feel like the lonesome stranger. Truthfully, I was starting to look for a way to remove my post. I guess there's not much more embarrassing than starting a thread and having it languish there ignored. Maybe that's why I seldom post a new topic. There are so many clever, articulate posters here, I'm surprised so few of them ever post a rhyme. Thanks, Nursie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnie Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 love em both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursie Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 lol, i know, i hate when i start a thread only to watch cobwebs and dust collect i like rhymin...well, when i can actually think of something i do zach you've been so boring you talk and people start snoring kail you are the same age as me it sucks that you're my least favorite to see daniele, you have clothing that my daughter does want for that you're her favorite, by the jacket you flaunt i think i've said i hate everyone on the show this is true but i watch anyway just so i can argue with all of the morty's crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 Damn, Nursie! Where have you been?? You're good. Now, if we could just get some other people to join in - even if they just come up with a 2-liner about the houseguest of their choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I once knew a guy named Nick, Who hung out with a couple of Dicks, He woke up one day, To hear the Dicks say, Put an egg on your hair, make it slick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 ALRIGHT, GINGER!!! So now it seems friend Nick has a Mohawk. Bet when he gets home his mama will squawk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Sorry I didn't visit your thread sooner....I was a little busy! Didn't know you wanted two lines...I usually have more to say than just two lines. Mohawk Nick probably had that hairstyle before - he's a jock. He knew how to handle that trimmer and scissor as Dick looked on, mesmerized! The small wonders of trimmers, can fascinate small minded men ~~~~Ginger It doesn't rhyme, but it's poetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jordansmom Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Okay don't laugh at me laugh with me.. Jen Jen I want you to win Dick and Amber make my stomach cringe(sp) Dani and Nick nows theres a twist Nicks' in love with Dustin and Joes really pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Jordansmom that is brilliant. I really like it. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrystellBall Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Thank God that this thread is a bit lighter-lol! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jordansmom Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 ty Ginger. Maybe i'll try to come up with some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 Now we'e cookin'!! Ginger, I didn't mean a rhyme had to be limited to two lines. Just tried to make it easier for more posters to jump in. Amber and Jameka, don't you just love 'em? Are those tarnished halos I see above 'em? They're reading their bibles but wait, there's a glitch I just heard them call someone a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A_BB_Aholic Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Eric, poor Eric You eager BB fan They chose you for the house But they had their own plan It seems that it is OUR game That's getting to be played But, no worries, Poor Eric, Make it to sequester and you'll get payed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Not a poet but I love reading all of yours....It is more light hearted than a lot of the posts tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 Dustin, good Dustin, what a wonderful guy! You're honest and trustworthy and you never lie. So faithful and loyal to all your dear friends But back-stab them, Dustin, and your friendship ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizzmotor Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 No rhyming skills here, but thanks for the poems they have been fun to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_BB_Aholic Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Dick, Evil Dick Your name says a lot I wonder how you're making it Without any pot You're estranged from your daughter But now you're in her face Back off ''dad'' Or you're you'll be out of this race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimi Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 There once was a show called big brother T'was a reality show like none'other The fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Guess I will try my hand at this, here we go.......... Eric, sweet Eric, your the AP choice Not by our doing, but non-the less our voice. Analyze dear boy the choices you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_BB_Aholic Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Love that one, Suze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 That WAS good, SueZ! Hey everybody hurry! Come and see. Surprise, surprise - the tea's on me! Oh my gosh, Jen, the guests all said. We do believe it's Lipton's upon your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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