yath Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Abuse is a strong word, And Jen is a real turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murf Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 OK, here's my poem to the HG: Big Brother is cool. You guys all drive me insane. I have to go poop. It's a haiku. Whatchu think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Murf, it has definite--er--potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelulu Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Murf Roses are red violets are blue Dick is being a mean a** so what else is new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 yath, I like your's. It's short & sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 to all the houseguest who have duckies today i got very lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Fizzle's trying too hard Not to look like a tard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 jealousy will get you nowhere Yath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 jealousy will get you nowhere Yath.. HAHA!! That doesn't even rhyme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 crap, i didnt know i had to rap ohhhhh beee bopppp dooo beee booop ... lalalalala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 If you call that a rhyme You're just wastin' my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 1, 2007 Author Share Posted August 1, 2007 Oo la la Jen, you are magnifique In the veto comp you looked so sleek. You were so sexy in your black beret, How about a little roll in the hay? I know I'm a little older than you But maybe you could show me a thing or two And here's one from Murf. He shared it with me. I feel so special. He says it doesn't make sense but that's why he likes it so muc:h: 1,2 Buckle my face 3,4 Shut the f##k up. 7,8 What's this mean? 17-40 We love Morty. Please send all congratulatory messages to Murf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murf Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'm a SHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 1, 2007 Author Share Posted August 1, 2007 O my gosh!! I'm sorry, Murf. I need to start reading profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 silly oldguy... Murf, Muff... its all the same jesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murf Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 No big thing. Just thought I would let you know. I'm 30, female, from Michigan, a former psychologist who works in the business field and has 2 cats. There...profile completed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 well, i hope those two cats dont have to suffer like amber's dog does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murf Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I don't get it. Whatchu mean? Nice cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 1, 2007 Author Share Posted August 1, 2007 Fizzle - Murf, Muff. Now THAT was funny! lol By the way, I know that song you were singing - Booop deee Boppp. It's a great song - written, of couse, by the late, great Poop Doodly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrystellBall Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Praise the Lord :::::::::::::::::::::::cue organ music::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A Wonderful Light Thread to read. Order's been restored and I for one am happy to kick back and read these very entertaining posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 1, 2007 Author Share Posted August 1, 2007 See the funny lady! See her brush her tongue! She slathered it with toothpaste As out of her mouth it hung. It looked - oh gosh - as wide as the palm of her hand. It has to be the widest tongue in all of this great land. Why she didn't brush in the bathroom I really do not know. I guess she thought our seeing it would liven up the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkgirl5 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Oh Nick, sweet Nick Tell me it isn't true Are the other houseguests Really gonna backdoor you. Kail is evil she needs to go She is to smug and its getting old. Eric is our player maybe he will get her out I'd do it myself if I could scream and shout!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 This season of Big Brother is full of psych cases Mix them together and you hit all the bases Kail can't cope so she keeps it inside Dani whines in a way oh so snide Zach has no clue on how to relate Dustin smiles a lot but he's a sneakity snake Amber's so anxious she's got to have meds Dick goes psycho to mess with their heads Jen zones out and just smirks and nods Jameka has private talks with her God America's Player is coming off schizo Nick now looks like a young Travis Bickle What's a normal girl like Jessica to do In the middle of the folks who are clearly cookoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothingbutlove4bb Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 America's player is a bit of sham, but it works pretty well cause Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 1, 2007 Author Share Posted August 1, 2007 Way to go, Dustin, you won some prizes, But you may be in for a few surprises. Your housemates are saying you're a selfish sap, I heard one say you're a piece of crap. You once had a chance at 500 mill But your former friends have had their fill. So pick up your check as you head out the door Enjoy your five thousand 'cause you'll soon be poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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