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All of your short messages are hilarious! Nothingbutlove I found yours most amusing!

If I had to come up with one it would be:

Kail o Kail you make me wonder

Why did your alliance blunder?

Nick, Mike and Zach are about to go

Yet you stay ever so

You are perseverant like a bug

Yet your face always looks so mug.

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Eleven houseguests all in a row
They put two up
And tears did flow.

Kail is just frantic, watch her head spin.
Is that pea soup
Right there on her chin?

Not here for the money, that's what Nick said.
He'd trade it all away
To keep Dani in his bed.


Tomorrow one will walk out the door
And Julie will say
"You can set your bag on the floor"
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There once was a man named Zach.

Who clearly had no tact.

He told stories that made housemates uncomfortable and sick.

He looked like Matt Damon beaten down with an ugly stick.

He used too much gel in his hair.

And soon he will sit in the nominee chair.

And that is the story of Zach.

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Showmance by: Violentmonk

Love is in the air and who will follow their hearts
Will Nick get to stay and court the daughter of the man who loves farts
Are their sparks between and Eric the Hobbit and Jess
Or will it be another issue that will turn Amber into a crying mess
I can't see Jen in a showmance, being that she is incapable of love
I guess Jameka will have the only one with the "Gangsta" up above
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Hickory, dickory, dock

the houseguests hung from the clock

Julie Chen said are you done?

Danielle shouted I won

Hickory, dickory dock

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fair play

dont take handouts

honesty

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Dani, Jam, Jen, Zach, and Kail

had to dump S*%# from a pail

while Eric began to get scared

he only hoped he'd be spared

Dick and Jen declared peace

they agreed their fighting would cease

If Amber would only stop her tears

the houseguests would give her cheers

how will the game get played

stay tuned and see who gets paid.

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