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WickedOne

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  1. Flies in and parks broom. I'll need a hair sample please to create a voodoo doll of you.

  2. Flies in, deflates nurse blowup doll for you. You owe me. Flies out.

  3. Flies in, poops on rug. Takes full credit.

  4. Flies in... drops a bag full of spiders and sticky eyeballs on friends for Halloween.. Cackles

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  5. flies over slowpoke shaking sheets out.....

  6. Flops down in chair...hmmm...feelin gassy...

  7. FOREPLAY!!!! Woo Hooooo!

  8. gag gag gag... lookit sono suckin' up. I think I'll hit him. evil cackle

  9. Gee, maybe I should break it to Reapy he just hasn't tried to 'measure up'? And stop blaming the dog again Marty for YOUR farts. At least I brag about mine. tsk

  10. Gentle? Right. Ok. gotcha. Mmmhhmmm. Thumbs up.

  11. Get pregnant and I'll stop. ( folds arms )

  12. Gives u an enormous wedgie >----

  13. Gives voodoo Chucky doll to my horny pet monkey to ply with.

  14. Glues your nose to your butt. I win. HAH!

  15. Gold? no no no... I cannot use gold! Got any South Africa batwings? Preferably fresh.

  16. Good! And if they tell you I threatened them if they tell on me... it's lies! All lies!!

  17. Gosh yessss! I was stuck laying by a gigantic pool downing drinks and absorbing that horrid sun. It was terrible.

  18. Got a new Super Deluxe BOB did'ja? Kinky thang.

  19. Grabs a fistfulla hair *YANK* Glues it to voodoo doll...glares over shoulder and stalks back to cave.

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