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Flies in and parks broom. I'll need a hair sample please to create a voodoo doll of you.
Flies in, deflates nurse blowup doll for you. You owe me. Flies out.
Flies in, poops on rug. Takes full credit.
Flies in... drops a bag full of spiders and sticky eyeballs on friends for Halloween.. Cackles
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flies over slowpoke shaking sheets out.....
flies thru>>>
floozy
Flops down in chair...hmmm...feelin gassy...
fly by
FOREPLAY!!!! Woo Hooooo!
Foreplay??
Fraaaapppppp!
gag gag gag... lookit sono suckin' up. I think I'll hit him. evil cackle
Gee, maybe I should break it to Reapy he just hasn't tried to 'measure up'? And stop blaming the dog again Marty for YOUR farts. At least I brag about mine. tsk
Gentle? Right. Ok. gotcha. Mmmhhmmm. Thumbs up.
Get pregnant and I'll stop. ( folds arms )
Gives u an enormous wedgie >----
Gives voodoo Chucky doll to my horny pet monkey to ply with.
Glowers
Glues your nose to your butt. I win. HAH!
Gold? no no no... I cannot use gold! Got any South Africa batwings? Preferably fresh.
Good! And if they tell you I threatened them if they tell on me... it's lies! All lies!!
Gosh yessss! I was stuck laying by a gigantic pool downing drinks and absorbing that horrid sun. It was terrible.
Got a new Super Deluxe BOB did'ja? Kinky thang.
Grabs a fistfulla hair *YANK* Glues it to voodoo doll...glares over shoulder and stalks back to cave.