WickedOne

Told'ja scuba was sensitive about her 3rd nipple. Have you seen her man hands?

You smelly funky too.

THAT'LL RUIN THEM! * whackjob *

Grubs? I've got tons of fat juicey grubbies!

PAR-TAYYY PAR-TAYYY!!! w00t w00t!! We'll dance to the Monster Mash, have a toad eating contest! I'll bring my special brew!

Er, she prolly will never notice em. * toothy grin *

btw, howz the snotrocket noseth? Sthuffy? * sthnickers

Dog jerky isn't bad.

Sure. Just ignore the fork and bottle of BQ sauce next to her. * tucks napkin into neck of shirt *

Ooooooooooo YUMMY! Um, I mean yippee!

Almost had reindeer steak until neighbors stupid dog scared it off. ppffftttttt So I ate the dog.

O'goody!!! Wait, does she have to be returned in the same condition she arrives?

And you should trust me at allllll times. Bring me your child.

You wanna touch me! You wanna hold me! You wanna be my friend!

Or you might even get sucked IN! evil grin... Now, where's Pokey?

And stinky. Guess WHERE on underside * cackle *

What about on pokey's underside?

I shall smear you under a desk or on a wall.

hmmffff You're like a sticky booger.

Again. No. I barely tolerate YOUR presence. * looks in mirror and picks fangs *

He's a stalker.

Right. No.

Yeap! Smeared it on pokeys shell. Morty wanted to borrow my br00m. Said no.

slobbers on my finger and jams it up your nose...

licks yer face

Can you save any body parts that fall off? My jars are getting low.