WickedOne

Hides old hard boiled eggs in your vents... z00m on my br00m

A helmet? As in one? Maybe Helga's got something hiding down in the bush below.

Ok, but do let me know if that's two Viking helmets on her chest or a bra.

OOooooooooo I hope it's a girl named Helga and she's all pervy for you.

Nah, she just did it to be mean. Gee, that's too bad * snickers * So, who's stormy?

Bonus is I can eat one now and then and the mods don't notice... cackle snark

sheri's sending u naughty pictures! Got mine already ppbbttttt

I'll get more jars... z00m >----

Send scuba dirty PM's. She likes em. Does hold the fort down mean hold them prisoner? Cuz I'm good with that.

Can I HAVE it? ( holds out a jar )

Can I see??

I rinse it first. Don't knock it til u try it.

Grill? As in cooked?

Pig's bright if it can see the cow's not smart. Stick with me here. Screw it. Let's eat them all...

Did I mention the not very bright part? Can cows be smart? Wait, nope. Tis why we eat them mmmmm BURP*

As delicate as a water buffalo wearing glasses.

Guess Sugar is sthensthive about talk concerning blow jobs. She's sooo delicate!

WTF is wrong with Charlie's horses?

Explains why you think peanut butter cures leg cramps.

Licks own face clean and grins at you with chunks tween' fangs. Does grandma nip toddies all day?

I AM trouble. You just get the leftovers.

Holds a particularly nasty shoe up in front of a big fan on high.

I have more. Many many many more.

I thought about it and............................................................ no.

wings stankyass old house shoes into here and leaves.