WickedOne

Bops your giraffe!

Waiting builds character yanno. You'd think you'd be very patient after having to sit on the pot so much.

Runs in.. tackles you {{ BAM }}. Jumps up n down on your back {{ crunch crunch }} Well that was fun huh? Well? ANSWER ME DAMMIT! Oh, shux.. u can't. heh

Hides rotten Easter eggs all over room.

CANDY? Where's the fun in THAT?

A load of WHAT? evil grin Goes back to setting up a rather large rabbit snare...

Captures spit in hand. Licks hand clean. Gives you a fangy slow smile.

Hello? Br00m? Gas? Um, no.

* hands on hips * hmmmm Why is your piccy familiar? * thinks * Now we just need to get you driving!!

Maybe u can melt it down into a plastic penis since Marty has yours.

nenner nenner ppbbllttttttttt

That one's from my Captain Jack Sparrow phase.

Was that the one with the long black curl hair sticking out of it?

Reaper stole those flowers out of a crazy old ladys hospital room. Cheapskate.

Wlcm. Check ur paper too. Lots of folks giving pets up. ( reapy's handing out plastic Dollar Store flowers the cheap@ss )

What? WHAT? You came into my room but I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID!!!

lifts leg and pees on your wall...

Sup Poohead?

throws up in mouth..

handcuffs your ankles together then flies off..

Why're u sucking up? * looks u up and down suspiciously *

Well there's too much hair to be sticky... but if u don't mind I'll take and use it for a new scuba voodoo doll...

Is that the same duct tape u used for your bikini wax?

Ties your shoelaces together & flies off.

You forget to lock your door and that smelly Reaper got in.