MrsFroman Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 On Sunday the winner's announced The final two guys, I denounce One shows us his butt One scratches his nuts On one of them, tabloids will pounce! or the variation - The final two guys in the house On Sunday the winner's announced One Shows us his butt One scratches his nuts And both of them I do denounce! A pain in the ass, name of She-Bot Walked around the house thinking she's hot she was paired with a feller who made her a yeller Bad attitude's what she has got! A Big Brother Diva named Natty Had a big time obsession with Matty With her fake boobs she teased him And covertly she pleased him But after that drove him quite batty Chelsia sought fortune and fame She thought she had pretty good game Her tongue it spewed venom And for James she would spread 'em But alas she just proved herself lame There once was a houseguest named James Who called Nat and Sheila bad names His offensive ink work Made him look like a jerk For his loss it's Chelsia he blames Josh was evicted alas His insults were really quite crass He'd go off on a rant And look like a pissant Most days he'd behave like an ass There once was a houseguest named Adam He knew well the Geesh girls and Madam He picked in his schnoz On his balls were his paws And Shiela, she really bitched at him There was a BB guy named Ryan When Jen left, he sure wasn't cryin' He called women bitches Didn't pull up his britches And when Adam wins he'll be dyin' Though Sharon was blonde and so cute And her game play was very astute She squeaked at the guineas Got to sit at the mini But eventually she got the boot The final two guys Ry and Baller When Sheila walked out gave a holler They trash talked the others Really shaming their mothers Now that She-Bot's gone they live in squallor James did his "Dick Swinger" stunt He called some of the ladies c___ He got the kabosh Then came back in a box And was later removed with a punt! or if you prefer James did his "Dick Swinger" trick It was quite an impressive prick His legs fast slammed shut And around he did strut Though amusing, it made me quite sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstarfan Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Your really have a talent. Great description of the season. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara5229 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 These are great! Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Kudo, Mrs. F!!! Really cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 hmmm.... wonder if you could get this stuff published ? Maybe go back and do all the seasons ? Bet you'd make a buck or two. (you and Old Guy could collaborate ?) just a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tessieroo Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Send these to Housecalls email. I'd love to hear Gretchen read them on air. They're good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shann Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 More please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Great job, Mrs. Froman! I know your husband Abe, the sausage king of Chicago - right? Here's a brief limerick: There once was a man named Dick who some folks considered a prick. But he and Daniele were jewels when compared to these final 2 fools. When the winner's announced I'll be sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcat Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 thank you old guy, that is really soooo fun and true, we wondered where you have been,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsFroman Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 OldGuy- You are absolutely correct, I love your poetry and will you marry me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Mrs. Froman, you're married to Abe!! You want to commit bigamy with me???!!! Well, okay, I'm game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsFroman Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 OldGuy- Who says we're still married? I find your creativity immensely pleasurable and intellectually stimulating. Your YouTube stuff was hysterical. Nice to meet you! Thank you to all of you for your compliments and kind words. I appreciate it and am honored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lena Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Great work, MrsFroman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shann Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 How about a Haiku? The end is now near. Clueless and nasty houseguests. No more from them, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsFroman Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 Nice Shan! I can't wait for July Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 oldguy you left me for another woman? I have really missed you sweetie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lena Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 My haiku: Baller or Rye Bread Which one will win the half mil? We'll find out tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 too late for me? I love Natalie Chelsia makes me vomit Did Adam just win?? (followed by loads of exclamation points) How bout more Where has Janey gone Who is this dumb*** named Josh Have fun at Jury -Kyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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