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Dear Renny:

I am so sorry I permeated your skull and messed with your brain

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Jerry,

Did you have to squeeze so hard.

April's chest

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Renny,

Take off those seguined glasses, the glare is too bright.

Signed,

BB House cameras

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Dear Houseguests,

Please keep your dirty undies off my floor.

Signed,

the shower

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Dear CBS:

The live feeds are just the beginning.

We are on strike...unless you concede to all our demands we will go after Showtime next.

We will be sending in the boom mics as our representives.

Signed,

The Mics.

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Dear Mics,

Could you please get off your a$$ and start to work!!!

Signed,

The Live-feeders

Yes, thank you for that! Can we sign a petition somewhere to force the movement of mic @sses?

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Ollie:

The Story about Adam and Eve had nothing to do with fruit.

Stay away from April...

Your Bible

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Dear Brian:

You're WAY too big for us!!

Sincerely,

Your Britches

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Dear April:

I'm jealous! Why don't you let everyone feel ME to see if I'M real??!!!

Sincerely,

Your Long, Pointy Chin

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Dear April and Ollie,

Take a cold shower.

Signed,

The Bed

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Dear Keesha:

Next time - you don't need Jerry's expert guidance...we have instructions on the side of our box.

The Household Suppositories

Brian:

We miss you already...

Dan's Socks

(waves goodbye)

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Pssssssst Jesse:

Look for us at the bottom of your HOH gift basket.

We disguised ourselves as Raisins and hid in the "Nature" Valley Protein bars.

No one will be the wiser.

Your Steroids

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Dear April and Ollie,

Don't you know a bed is used for what you were doing on my floor.

Take your blanket and stay out.

Signed,

The Sauna room

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