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Renny,

Take off those seguined glasses, the glare is too bright.

Signed,

BB House cameras

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Dear Houseguests,

Please keep your dirty undies off my floor.

Signed,

the shower

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Dear CBS:

The live feeds are just the beginning.

We are on strike...unless you concede to all our demands we will go after Showtime next.

We will be sending in the boom mics as our representives.

Signed,

The Mics.

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Ollie:

The Story about Adam and Eve had nothing to do with fruit.

Stay away from April...

Your Bible

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Dear April:

I'm jealous! Why don't you let everyone feel ME to see if I'M real??!!!

Sincerely,

Your Long, Pointy Chin

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Dear April and Ollie,

Take a cold shower.

Signed,

The Bed

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Dear Keesha:

Next time - you don't need Jerry's expert guidance...we have instructions on the side of our box.

The Household Suppositories

Brian:

We miss you already...

Dan's Socks

(waves goodbye)

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Pssssssst Jesse:

Look for us at the bottom of your HOH gift basket.

We disguised ourselves as Raisins and hid in the "Nature" Valley Protein bars.

No one will be the wiser.

Your Steroids

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Dear April and Ollie,

Don't you know a bed is used for what you were doing on my floor.

Take your blanket and stay out.

Signed,

The Sauna room

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