Califcyclone Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Dear Renny: I am so sorry I permeated your skull and messed with your brain
rosebudmom Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Jerry, Did you have to squeeze so hard. April's chest
Dangerous_Bella Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 House guests, I have a feeling we're gonna be good friends. Signed, The Slop
rosebudmom Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Renny, Take off those seguined glasses, the glare is too bright. Signed, BB House cameras
Reaper Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Dear Mics, Could you please get off your a$$ and start to work!!! Signed, The Live-feeders
rosebudmom Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Dear Houseguests, Please keep your dirty undies off my floor. Signed, the shower
Califcyclone Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 Dear CBS: The live feeds are just the beginning. We are on strike...unless you concede to all our demands we will go after Showtime next. We will be sending in the boom mics as our representives. Signed, The Mics.
King123 Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 this is too early for this thread - A concered fan.
ElleNaturelle Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Dear Mics, Could you please get off your a$$ and start to work!!! Signed, The Live-feeders Yes, thank you for that! Can we sign a petition somewhere to force the movement of mic @sses?
ILoveDaniele Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Dear Renny, shut up...seriously...my load bearing beams can't handle that Signed, The House -Kyo
CurlyQs Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Boy do I have a surprise for all of you Signed, The extra, empty picture frame with it's own key hole
King123 Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Maybe Fran Dresher(spl?) will play.. she has the most annoying voice ever!
Califcyclone Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 Ollie: The Story about Adam and Eve had nothing to do with fruit. Stay away from April... Your Bible
oldguy Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Dear Brian: You're WAY too big for us!! Sincerely, Your Britches
oldguy Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Dear April: I'm jealous! Why don't you let everyone feel ME to see if I'M real??!!! Sincerely, Your Long, Pointy Chin
hnybny91 Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Dear Keesha, It is getting very crowded in here. Eat some prunes already. Your colon
rosebudmom Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Dear April and Ollie, Take a cold shower. Signed, The Bed
ILoveDaniele Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Dear Keesha, Good to see you again Signed, The toilet (Sorry Keesha...I love you but that had to be done)
Califcyclone Posted July 17, 2008 Author Posted July 17, 2008 Dear Keesha: Next time - you don't need Jerry's expert guidance...we have instructions on the side of our box. The Household Suppositories Brian: We miss you already... Dan's Socks (waves goodbye)
Califcyclone Posted July 17, 2008 Author Posted July 17, 2008 Pssssssst Jesse: Look for us at the bottom of your HOH gift basket. We disguised ourselves as Raisins and hid in the "Nature" Valley Protein bars. No one will be the wiser. Your Steroids
rosebudmom Posted July 20, 2008 Posted July 20, 2008 Dear April and Ollie, Don't you know a bed is used for what you were doing on my floor. Take your blanket and stay out. Signed, The Sauna room
Mendes56 Posted July 20, 2008 Posted July 20, 2008 Dear April and Ollie, Next time at least use a towel, I don't like being left in the salon. The Wet Spot
GingerSnaps Posted July 20, 2008 Posted July 20, 2008 Dear Michelle, I said you were going to act like one, not wear one on your head. The Sheep
Benefitips Posted July 20, 2008 Posted July 20, 2008 Dear Keesha Could you possibly attempt to not stare at me constantly when you are sitting at the kitchen counter? The Kitchen Mirrors
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