Goldylucks

An couple entries from Melanie, a member of our FB Group. "I Can Handle It From There" and "Laser Vision" From Stephanie, a facebook friend of Morty Port

11:30 AM BBT We are still on Jeff's reels.

From Judy D. on Twitter "He Won't Stop Touching Me" From Andrew on Morty's TV FB Group

Here is a whole new batch of memes: Melody from our FB Group presented us with “#2” “Deliver Us From Audrey” and “Does This Hair Make My Butt Look Big?” Charlotte a friend of Morty Port on Facebook sent us “Hi Mom” and “Dear Lord, Amen” Michelle, also a friend of Morty Port on Facebook sent us “Jonny 5” And finally, from Christina A. from our Facebook Group we have “Minions”

6:00 PM BBT We are still on Jeff's Highlight Reels while they play the POV.

From Christina A. on Morty's TV Facebook Group. "Sandra Dee" From Stevy on Morty's TV Facebook Group. "So Sexy It Hurts" From Christina M. on Morty's TV Facebook Group (not to be confused with Christina A.) "I'm Beautiful"

9:00 PM BBT The feeds switch to Jackie and Jeff in the WA. They are both bored and Jackie vents that she is ready to blow up. She said Vanessa told her straight out that Jeff is leaving. If Vanessa is that confident, then it has to be a house decision. Everyone must be telling them lies. 9:05 PM BBT Jackie says Austin probably wants Jeff gone so he can control her like he controls Liz. She says it will be the exact opposite. She will wrap him around her finger. Jeff advises that she go upstairs to see what they are up to. Jackie says it wouldn't help. No one is talking game to her. 9:06 PM BBT Jackie tells Jeff that she knows how hard it is for him to keep his cool when he knows everyone is telling him lies. They think the others are being fake and neither of them care about fake people. 9:10 PM BBT On feeds 2/4 Shelli is venting to Clay, Vanessa, and Austin. She says the only reason Clay trusted Jeff to begin with was because she told him too. Now, Jeff is trying to tell people to not trust Clay because of his relationship with her. She says she is pissed and her vote is now sealed. She feels betrayed. 9:14 PM BBT Austin has set up a dinner for two with Liz in the HoH. They appear to be enjoying their meal together. Meanwhile in the BR James and Steve are discussing potential nominations if either of them win the next HoH. They both want to nominate people who have not been on the block yet. 9:17 PM BBT Shelli and Clay have left the HoH to give Austin and Liz privacy for their dinner. They go to the lounge. Shelli continues to discuss how Jeff is trying to get rid of her so he can take Clay to the final 2. She is angry and says Clay doesn't understand how she feels. 9:20 PM BBT Shelli tells Clay that he needs to pick an alliance and stick with it, and Jeff is not it. She says that if someone talked about him like they are her, she would be guns blazing. She appears to be doubting his loyalty but Clay is trying to reassure her that he would pick her over him. 9:25 PM BBT Austin and Liz continue to enjoy their private dinner in the HoH. They are discussing life outside the house. In the lounge Shelli is still venting about how she has been on Jeff's side from the beginning. Him not noticing her loyalty hurts her feelings. Meg joins them. 9:27 PM BBT Meg has joined Shelli and Clay. She says she can't make a decision this week. She is in a bad spot. She trusts both of the nominees. Clay asked her to choose who she trusts more. After stalling, she admits that she trusts Jeff more. 9:32 PM BBT In the lounge Clay and Shelli tell Meg about Jeff's betrayal. Clay admits he has heard several times that Jeff wants to split them up. They tell Meg that Jeff has promised them final three and he has turned on Shelli. Meg says Jeff is the one causing drama this week and that doesn't help his case to stay at all. 9:35 PM BBT Meg tells Clay and Shelli that Jason said he wishes he could work with them. Shelli says she is surprised by that because she heard she was Jason's target for getting rid of Da'Vonne. Meg says she has never heard Shelli's name come out of Jason's mouth so they don't need to worry about that. 9:40 PM BBT Meg tells Clay and Shelli that she is having a hard time. Jeff and James are both her boys. She is not ready to decide on how she will vote yet. Meanwhile Liz and Austin are still in the HoH enjoying their private dinner and talking about life outside the house. 9:46 PM BBT Meg tells Clay and Shelli in the lounge that she knows Jeff is the one probably leaving this week. She asks that if something changes that she not be left out of the loop and then leaves. Shelli tells Clay that she really wants to confront Jeff. 9:48 PM BBT Shelli and Clay are now alone in the lounge again. Clay tells her that Audrey is doing to him exactly what Jeff is doing to her. He doesn't trust her and wishes Shelli would trust her less. Shelli said he never gave Audrey a chance and that's why Audrey doesn't trust him. Jackie comes in and interrupts them. 9:52 PM BBT Jackie wants to talk to Clay and Shelli about keeping Jeff. Shelli tells her how she feels about Jeff now. She rehashes how she feels betrayed by Jeff and will be confronting him about it later.

8:38 PM BBT On feeds 1/3 Jason and Audrey are in the SR discussing the abundance of pork. On feeds 2/4 are Vanessa and Austin setting up the HoH discussing the votes and assumptions that Audrey is America's Player. 8:45 PM BBT After a brief WBRB the feeds return to Steve and James in the BR. Steve asks James if he can guarantee him two weeks. James agrees and they shake on it. 8:48 PM BBT Steve and James are in the BR. Steve is asking for advice on how to improve his social game. Steve feels awkward when he walks in on game talk. James says that can't be helped, but he needs to talk to people more so they know where he is at. 8:51 PM BBT JFeeds 1/3 James is still giving Steve social game advice. James encourages Steve to show the others his hand once in a while. He doesn't have to show the whole deck, but he can show one card. "Don't keep everything a secret in this house." 8:53 PM BBT Steve tells James he fears people are over exaggerating his book smarts. James admits that his "trombonists" scared everyone. James "It's over 50% social because if the others don't like you, you go home. 20% is trust. The rest is crazy stuff to get you through the game." James and Steve are also both tired of seeing John put up. James is ready to put up anyone who decides to use John again. 8:58 PM BBT Steve and James are still in the BR. James is going through his votes. He thinks he has what he needs to stay. James tells Steve that he thinks Audrey is America's Player. He asks him if Audrey asked to work with him. Steve admits yes, but they never shook on anything.

Good One Sugar!!

Here you go Morty. From Christina on your FB Wall: "Cat & Mouse" From Trish on your FB Wall: "Does This Hat Make Me Look Fat?" From Claudia on your FB Wall: "Magic Carpet Ride" From Charlotte on Morty Port Facebook: "Big Disgrace"

Yes Meme makers. Whatcha got?

Lots of memes entered into the contest today. So, here we go: From Andrew, a member of the Morty's FB Group: And per Dade's Meme This Life Feed Shot Request: From Melody, a FB friend of Morty Port From Christina, a FB friend of Morty Port From Johnny, a FB friend of Morty Port From Trish, a FB friend of Morty Port

Here is another entry from Melody, a FB Friend of Morty Port

Here is a meme from Andrew, a member of our Morty's TV FB Group. I call it "No Twin Here"

1:00 PM BBT Austin has joined Shelli and Clay in the HoH. He wants the latest dish on Audrey. Meanwhile Jason, Meg, and Da'Vonne are in the HN room talking about Liz and how she is always gently trying to hide the side of her face with her hair. They assume it is to hide subtle differences. 1:03 PM BBT Jeff has gone up to the HoH room to take a shower. He turns the water on and leaves it running while he goes into the WC. This annoys Shelli who walks in and turns the water back off stating that it gets hot quickly. No need to keep it running for no reason. She then makes him say whether or not he is fact going to vote to keep Meg. He says he is on board. 1:05 PM BBT From the HN room, Jason and Meg can hear James having a conversation through a tiny hole in the wall near the ceiling. Jason stands on the dentist chair for a better listen. He jokes "He's talking about bullshit. He's talking about St. Patrick's Day. Why the F is he talking about St. Patrick's Day?" 1:08 PM BBT Jason and Meg point out to Da'Vonne where the hole is in the wall. Everything said in the purple BR can be heard in the HN room and vice versa. Jason said he would crap on sheets to make sure the wrong person doesn't end up getting the bed with the best eavesdropping opportunities. 1:22 PM BBT Jason says Jokers Updates probably hates his guts. John "Will they hate me for napping all the time?" Jason "They'll forget you are in here. Me, they loathe." 1:14 PM BBT Feeds 2/4 are John, Da'Vonne, Jason and Meg are in the HN room discussing bed arrangements since HN ends tonight. Feeds 1/3 are James, Clay and Audrey in the purple BR. James says if he can convince Texas that an Asian country boy is okay, then there is hope for Audrey. 1:19 PM BBT Jason is having a fit in the HN room. It appears that someone from HN week one would floss their teeth and just throw the floss on the ground. There is used floss all over. He picks up a handful. He is grossed out. "Nasty bitches" 1:25 PM BBT Da'Vonne and John are now alone in the HN. She tells him that she knows who has the power and who to cross out. She admits she is scared and that she needs John. She has the votes and John will not suffer repercussions if he does give her his vote. She has his back. 1:35 PM BBT Da'Vonne has been called into the DR. The HGs are in Indoor LD. Just general chit chatin the house since they are cooped up together. Meg is concerned with sleeping arrangements tonight since HN will be over. 1:39 PM BBT Jeff to Austin and Meg "How does one become friends with Steve?" Austin "There's no way. A chatroom maybe." 1:45 PM BBT Austin is making fun of Steve in the WA to Jeff and Meg. He says that Steve is having a hard time. His mama isn't there to make his lunch. Jeff is called to the DR. 1:46 PM BBT Feeds 1/3. Da'Vonne is now in the HN room with Audrey. Da'Vonne asks if Audrey said she was trying to flip this house against Meg right after they talked last night. Audrey denies it. She said she talked before their conversation. Da'Vonne "I am having a hard time believing anything you say right now. If you did, that's a shitty thing because I promised her I wouldn't campaign against her, and I haven't." "If you are actually telling the truth this time, you need to defend yourself because it is being drug into the mud." 1:52 PM BBT Feeds 1/3. Audrey says Da'Vonne can go grab anyone and she will verify the truth with her. Da'Vonne says she has done that before and she still lied, so what's the point." 1:54 PM BBT Da'Vonne "At the end of the day, I'm going home because of your bullshit and I'm pissed about it." Da is now raising her voice and crying. "I'll be damned if I didn't get put up because I defended the house." 1:56 PM BBT Da'Vonne is wiping away tears. She tells Audrey that she is the only one brave enough to go after Audrey and she is now going home. Audrey knew what she was doing last week when she played dead. It worked. Audrey tells her that she is putting the blame in the wrong place. 1:58 PM BBT Da'Vonne to Clay about Audrey "We had an understanding last night. To wake up to this is bullshit." Audrey tries to comment and Da'Vonne "I'm talking to Clay, I'm talking to Clay, I'm talking to Clay." Flashback alert: Da'Vonne confronts Audrey. The conversation begins on feeds 1/3 at 1:46 PM.

12:00 PM BBT On feeds 2/4 we have Meg, Clay, and John in the BY talking about Audrey and how she keeps trying to put them on guilt trips for changing sides. On feeds 1/3 we have Vanessa, Clay and Shelli in the HoH. Vanessa is rehashing a conversation with Audrey. She feels that Audrey is trying to pit her and Austin against Clay and Shelli. 12:09 PM BBT In the HOH Vanessa is telling Clay and Shelli that Audrey is trying to plant seeds to make her not trust them. Audrey is throwing Shelli and Clay under the bus to her. She is throwing her and Austin under the bus to Clay and Shelli. FOTH 12:15 PM BBT On feeds 2/4 we have Austin, Liz, John, Jeff and Meg in the BY talking about how it is hard to be creative in the house. On feeds 1/3 are Shelli, Clay and Vanessa talking about how none of them trust Audrey. They also have misgivings about Jeff too. Shelli says that Jeff is the male Audrey. 12:19 PM BBT Shelli and Clay tell Vanessa that Jeff is also one who likes to plant seeds and pit groups of people against each other. 12:25 PM BBT Shelli, Clay and Vanessa are still in the HOH. Shelli says they need to stop talking about Audrey all together because she keeps working them (Jeff). They end up trusting her. They just need to let others do the talking. They are going to get rid of Clay, let Audrey feel safe, then target her. Meanwhile in the BY Jason tells Da'Vonne that from what he has heard, Da'Vonne is good on the votes. 12:33 PM BBT Just general chit chat in the BY between Liz, Meg, and Austin. In the HOH Shelli, Clay, and Vanessa are still talking about how Audrey keeps pitting people against each other; by claiming they are making fictional alliances and excluding someone they are loyal too. 12:38 PM BBT In the BR James and Audrey are talking about what Da'Vonne is going to do when she finds out she is evicted. James expects a cussing rant. Audrey says probably because she will be devastated. 12:40 PM BBT Shelli, Clay and Vanessa are still int he HoH. Shelli tells her to be cautious trusting Austin. He was awfully quick to jump ship on Jace. Not only did he not show loyalty to Jace by not giving him a vote, he even stopped talking to him. She would prefer someone who is loyal and comes by it honestly. 12:45 PM BBT Shelli, Clay and Vanessa are now calling themselves the Three's Company and changed the conversation to whether or not they are going to confront Liz about the twin twist. "Come and Knock on my door" FOTH BB "Please stop singing." 12:47 PM BBT On feeds 1/3 we have Liz and Meg swinging on the hammock. Meg says she is aware she is the pawn but words are going to fly if she is sent home. On feeds 2/4 Steve is looking forward to 11 hours when the HN is over. 12:50 PM BBT BB puts the house on IDLD. 12:52 PM BBT Some are slower than others so BB again calls for an Indoor LD. Meanwhile in the BR Audrey tells James that she is aware that some HG hate her, but she is glad that they hate HER, not because of her transgender. 12:55 PM BBT Clay and Shelli are now alone in the HoH. Shelli gets on to him for telling John things and telling him not to tell Jeff. John is loyal to Jeff first. "Don't let John ever think that there is mistrust between the 5 of us."

Thank you for posting this here Ziggy. That's one less thing for me to do. You are officially entered into the contest.

7:13 PM BBT Clay, Shelli, Meg and Audrey are in the HoH talking about social media. In the BY Austin is giving Steve tips on how to stay under the radar. He says maybe if Steve were to give information once in a while instead of just receiving it, he might come across as being more trustworthy. 7:20 PM BBT Audrey and Jackie have joined the girls in the HoHR. Shelli explains to them about the Group Me app. Many of them have never heard of it. Meanwhile Becky and Steve are in the BY playing pool. 7:30 PM BBT It's a quiet evening in the BB house. Meg, Jackie, Audrey, Shelli, and Clay are in the HoHR. Just talking general chit chat. In the BY Vanessa and Steve are playing pool. Steve says everything about being in the BB house still feels so unreal for him. 7:40 PM BBT Clay gives Shelli some advice in the HoH room about what to say to Meg. If there was any doubt at all about Meg being at risk of leaving, she wouldn't be nominated. They anticipate the POV ceremony will be tomorrow. 7:47 PM BBT All four feeds follow Clay as he walks around the house. He starts to whistle. Then all four feeds switch to Da'Vonne who is straightening her hair in the WA. 7:57 PM BBT All 4 feeds on Jeff and Jackie in the BR. He tells her that Shelli needs to talk to Meg soon. Meg already knows she is going to be put up. They need to get that conversation over with. 8:15 PM BBT Just general chit chat in the house. Audrey tells Meg that she has a friend of a friend of Paola. Meg has a friend who is like best friends to Frankie. 8:20 PM BBT Meg says there will be conspiracy theories now that she admits she has a friend who knows Frankie Grande. "So many conspiracy theories. Sometimes the game just is what it is." She says she has never met him. She just knows some people who have. 8:30 PM BBT All 4 feeds on the BY. Clay, Vanessa, Liz, John, and Vanessa are working out in one fashion or another. Audrey is watching. Jason, Da'Vonne, Meg, Steve and James are sitting on the couches talking general chit chat.

1:00 PM BBT The HGs are still hanging out in the BY on all 4 feeds. Just general chit chat about former HG. They all agree that they would like to see Judd come in for a Takeover. 1:03 PM BBT The HG are still talking about former BB HG in the BY. Jason says if they brought Frankie into the house he would give him such a rashing that he would need baby powder for his ass. 1:06 PM BBT Da'Vonne and Vanessa are in the KT. Da'Vonne tells her that she is going to be pissed off if she ends up going home because she defended herself in the house. She says she confronted Audrey "for the house and will be mad if it bites her in the ass". She says her confrontation with Audrey is the only thing she has done in the house. 1:20 PM BBT Feeds 1/3 show James and Da'Vonne in the KT. He tells her they will probably put up Meg to make sure she goes home. Da agrees. On feeds 2/4 Meg and Jason are in the HN room talking about Audrey and how she claims she doesn't like to take pictures but sends so much time getting ready everyday. 1:23 PM BBT Da'Vonne is now venting to James in the KT. She says she confronted Audrey for the house and they are going to use it to get rid of her. She could have kept her mouth shut. 1:26 PM BBT Da'Vonne and Shelli are now in the lounge room. Da'Vonne tells her that it isn't her time to go yet. She asks that when the veto ceremony does happen to remember that they can rebuild and work together in the house. 1:28 PM BBT Shelli tells Da'Vonne that regardless of how it happened, they have been uneasy with each other. She admits that she always thought Da was someone she couldn't trust because they never talked. The pool of who to put up at week 2 is so big that the targets are still small. She thanks Da for taking her nomination with grace and dignity. 1:30 PM BBT Shelli to Da'Vonne "You never let me in on anything." Da'Vonne is trying to justify to Shelli why she never share1:43 PM BBT Da'Vonne is telling Shelli to take all that she has said into consideration. She is not her target and neither is Clay. She just wants to make it to jury so she can take care of her daughter. This wouldn't have been worth it if she doesn't make it to jury.d information with her. Da'Vonne says she always assumed that Shelli knew what was going on and had nothing new to add. 1:35 PM BBT Da'Vonne to Shelli on feeds 1/3 in the lounge: "I sat up there and fought for you." Shelli "Clay fought for me." Da'Vonne "He officially got you off the block. I was the one who fought for you." 1:41 PM BBT Da'Vonne is trying to justify why it would better for Shelli to keep her. Shelli says no one once thought about including her into the circle of trust until they realized they couldn't trust Audrey. 1:50 PM BBT The meeting between Shellie and Da'Vonne is over. All 4 feeds return to the BY and general chit chat. 1:52 PM BBT Jason runs across the BY and joins Da'Vonne on the round lounger. He stubs his toe and it is bleeding. In jest he says he needs a paramedic and whines loudly about it. He admits that he is a big baby when it comes to injury. 1:58 PM BBT Things have slowed down in the BB house. The HG are milling around doing ADLs. Clay has been called into the DR.

12:21 PM BBT Several of the HGs are still taking turns in the photo booth. Audrey and Austin are talking about the cliques in the house. Several of them are aware of what is going on, but no one is lining up against them. Audrey and Austin are hoping they are America's Favorite because of what the others have done to them. 12:24 PM BBT Austin and Audrey are discussing how James needs to go. Austin says the backdoor is the only way to do it. They discuss that the freaks and geeks need to work together. 12:27 PM BBT Jason joins Audrey and Austin in the BY. He tells them the photo booth is so Lo Def that everyone looks amazing, even Steve who looks like he literally just woke up. 12:29 PM BBT The photo booth is now closed. Jason says he looks like he has amazing porcelain skin in all of the photos. 12:32 PM BBT The HGs are now in the BY again. Jason and James are telling stories about how they think they were roofied in bars back home. Jason says he was roofied by an old lady. 12:34 PM BBT Audrey and Shelli are in the HoHR. Audrey asks her if she and Clay have had their first kiss yet. Shelli says that they haven't and it isn't something she would talk about anyway. 12:40 PM BBT All 4 feeds are in the BY where most of the HG are hanging out. They are mostly talking general chit chat. Jason says he has no Bro-code because he "aint got no bros". 12:42 PM BBT Jeff approaches Shelli in the WA on Feeds 2/4. He tells her that he heard Jason warn Meg last night that she was likely to be a replacement nom. Jason told Meg it was to guarantee that Da'Vonne goes home. Jackie comes in and they change the topic to America's Player, which they expect is Liz. 12:49 PM BBT The HGs are still in the BY. Audrey "Why did the cantaloup jump in the lake? Because it wanted to be a watermelon." Jeff is playing pool with Clay. Jeff says that everyone thinks Liz is America's Player. She is playing a very quiet game and goes into the DR ten times a day. He cautions Jeff to keep an eye on her. He says America hasn't voted anything into the house yet, so America must be voting on something.

"Broliance" submitted by Melanie from our Facebook Group.

Here is a meme by Mina on Twitter. I call it "Not a Winner".

Here is a meme by Andrew, a member of Morty's TV Facebook Group. I call it "Bully"

6:05 PM BBT In the BY, Clay and Shelli are on the hammock. Jace is sitting next to them. He says that James turned his back on him. "Whoever is lying to me, we are going to find out soon." Shelli "This was James' idea." Jace "That's not what he told me." 6:07 PM BBT BB "Jace, stop that." Jace is just sitting there. He looks up to the sky and says "What?" with a slight attitude. Shelli tells him not to take it out on them (camera operators?) because it's not their fault. 6:10 PM BBT Shelli and Clay are on the hammock talking about food on feeds 1/3. On feeds 2/4 we have Jason, Jackie, and Becky. Jason is telling them about the bee that was stuck to his leg. He said he ran halfway around the yard and the bee stayed there. He calls it Bertha the Bee. 6:12 PM BBT Feeds 2/4 switch to Da'Vonne and Audrey whispering in the LR about future nominations. Da'Vonne says that she (Meg?) has to be BDed. Audrey said Jackie has already volunteered to be a pawn if needed. Meanwhile feeds 1/3 are now on Liz and Jace laying on the ground in the BY. Jace says that he isn't going to throw anybody under the bus. 6:20 PM BBT Jason has joined Audrey and Da'Vonne in the LR. They are discussing that their next move is. Jason says he trust Shelli and Clay more than Jackie and Jeff. They agree that Clay is more trustworthy than Jackie though. 6:22 PM BBT Audrey and Da'Vonne are assuming that tonight might be a very long night so they are considering taking a nap. Meanwhile Jace is still talking to Liz about how he was wronged. He says it's embarrassing. Liz says if she gets put up next she will cry like a baby. 6:28 PM BBT Clay are Shelli are still in the hammock. Shelli says she has to remind herself when she doesn't have even a minute to herself how bad she wanted this, to get in the house. Clay says he appreciates that he can talk to Shelli because she doesn't want to talk game all the time. 6:31 PM BBT In the BY Liz and Austin are laying on the ground. He tells her that they can't have a whole house alliance. Somehow, they are going to have to find a way. He thinks Shelli and Clay are forming their own separate alliance. 6:34 PM BBT Austin and Liz whispering in the BY has caught the attention of Shelli and Clay on the hammock. Shelli asks Clay if he can tell what they are saying. He says that he can't hear them. 6:37 PM BBT Austin approaches Clay and Shelli on the hammock. They ask him if he plans to talk to Liz about her throwing him (Austin)under the bus. Austin says he needs to talk to her because he thought he could trust her, but he doesn't wasn't to put a target on his back by confronting her. Austin is disappointed that James knew about this and never told him. 6:40 PM BBT On the hammock,Clay is telling Shelli that he thinks everyone in the house is sketchy but her. Meanwhile Jason and Becky are playing a friendly game of pool. 6:50 PM BBT Jason is now playing pool with Steve. Austin is working out in the BY with Jace while Liz jumps rope. Jace and Austin shake hands. Austin says "I had your back from the get go." It seems Jace is resolved to the fact that he is probably leaving. 6:52 PM BBT Austin and Jace are talking in the BY. Jace wants advice on what he can do flip his situation. Austin says he might be able to reach out to those who might feel left out. Jace is open to just about any suggestion as long as it doesn't involve throwing his friends under the bus. 6:57 PM BBT Jason joins Austin at the weights. Austin tells him that he is just about done. Jason says "What, after doing it for nine hours now you are just about done?"

Today we have 2 more posts from Andrew, a regular Meme Producer from BB16. The first one is called "A Piece of Work" And the "AR Demons"