Goldylucks

11:05 AM BBT Just ADLs and general chit chat. 11:15 AM BBT Paulie is having a hard time working out outside in his pixel costume. Bronte talks aboout the giant albino spider they saw outside last night by the pool table. Paulie says that one of his biggest fears is having his head in a jar full of bugs and not having his nose and ears plugged up. Bronte said she would do it for him if he ate a bug afterwards. Paulie said he might be able to do that. The bug talk bugs Natalie who is trying to eat her yogurt. 11:30 AM BBT Paul is now awake and eating cereal outside with Bridgette, Bronte, Paulie, Natalie and James. Victor has gone inside to take a shower. Many of the HGs are still inside sleeping. 11:35 AM BBT Bridgette and Paul are outside on the lounge. He asks her about her rudest ER patients. She explains about a few of them that she took care of while they are ridiculously drunk. Many of them have turned out to be mean when they wake up after she nurtured them all night long. One of them even called her a chink. She threw him out of the ER. Meanwhile James tries to wake up Nicole and Da'Vonne in the HoH room. He jokes that Nicole earned everything that she got last night. She throws him out of the HOHR while he laughs. 11:45 AM BBT Nicole is up and downstairs. She tells Corey that she had dreams all night long about how she was going to get back at him. They hug it out. Meanwhile Paul is outside telling Bridgette about situations in which he has cussed someone out because of they way they treat other people. He calls it being the bigger bully in defense of someone else. 11:50 AM BBT Natalie is sun bathing by the pool. Paulie cannon balls and drenches her. She hops up and tries to wrestle him into the pool, falling on the ground in the process. He pulls her in the water with him. BB chastises them for jumping into the pool.

10:00 AM BBT Bronte is making fun of Paul. He had been complaining last night about not feeling good. She basically said that after what he ate yesterday, she isn't the least bit surprised. She walks into the Tokyo BR and asks him if he is ready for a Have Not competition. She knows he will do great. He has no idea that she is being completely sarcastic. 10:05 AM BBT Guess how many HGs it takes to get a Swiffer Wet Jet to function? Apparently three: Paulie, Bridgette and Bronte to supervise. 10:20 AM BBT Just ADLs and general chit chat this morning. 10:25 AM BBT James has joined Bridgette, Paulie, and Bronte in the KT. They talk about how good they have been about not talking about the stuff they aren't supposed to talk about like people who haven't signed waivers. WBRB 10:30 AM BBT Natalie is now awake too. James is in the shower. Bronte and Natalie are in the wash area. They decide they are going to eat healthy today which means no cookies. 10:37 AM BBT Natalie's lottery story: While working in New York City she thinks about playing the lottery but decided not to stop. She later found out that someone bought the winning ticket from the same place she had opted not to buy a ticket from. James says if she had won the lottery she could start her own Big Brother and call it Big Sister. She tells him it could be a bunch of girls with just James. James is down with that. 10:43 AM BBT Victor is in the BY working out. Natalie, Bronte, James and Paulie are in the wash area getting ready for the day. Bronte says she has Justin Beiber stuck in her head. James and Paulie admit that J.B. is the man. Paulie "J.B., you me and James would slay, more than you already do." 10:47 AM Victor is in the BY going all Rocky Balboa with the jump rope. James gives a shot out to America. James "Good morning America, it's your boy....Paulie." Paulie laughs. 10:55 AM BBT Bronte and Bridgette are still in the wash area. Bronte says that the BB house is like a black hole that sucks people into paranoia. Bridgette tells her that she thinks she has a very level head. Bridgette continues to say that Da'Vonne seems to be level headed too. She said Da'Vonne was the second to go because of other people's BS.

9:05 AM BBT The feeds return. Victor is in the BY lowering the awnings. Bridgette comes out side to help him. Paulie is walking around the WA. BB reminds the HGs that the BR lights must stay on during the day. 9:20 AM BBT A few of the HGs are up doing ADLs, with a sprinkling of WBRB in and out in the middle of it. Victor is making an omelette. 9:30 AM BBT Victor and Bridgette are in the KT eating breakfast while Paulie is doing the dishes. Victor offers the rest of his eggs to whoever wants to get out of bed and eat them. "First come first serve." Most of the HGs are not budging from their beds though. 9:35 AM BBT Victor shares a dream he had last night with Bridgette. He and his buddies were outside in the snow. They run into Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) with some of his buddies. Some of Daniel's friends turn into robots and start to kidnap his friends. Though Daniel himself does not turn into a robot, Victor has to rescue some of his friends. 9:40 AM BBT Corey has gotten out of bed and joined Bridgette, Victor and Paulie in the KT. He helps himself to Victor's extra eggs. Corey is talking about how he pranked Nicole last night. She took refuge in the DR and BB locked him outside of it. 9:45 AM BBT Corey is retelling what happened with the shaving cream fight with Nicole last night. Apparently Victor and Bridgette had no clue it happened. BB calls Frank to the DR. 9:50 AM BBT Bronte is now awake as well. The feeds go to WBRB. When the feeds return the camera is following Bridgette as she is cleaning up the dining room table. Bridgette tells Paulie that Bronte is like a pre-puberty elf.

8:00 AM BBT Paul is up visiting the WC. After spending some time looking in one of the side mirrors he goes to the kitchen for some ice and heads to the BY to fill his water bottle with juice. He then heads back to bed. 8:30 AM BBT We have Jeff's Reels. It might be time for a BB wake up call. 9:00 AM BBT We are still on Jeff's reels.

We have some memes from Melody, a member of Morty's TV Facebook Group.

5:00 AM BBT The HGs are all snug in their beds. 6:00 AM BBT Frank gets up to use the WC. He washes his hands and returns to bed. 7:00 AM BBT The HGs are still sleeping. 7:05 AM BBT Victor gets up to use the WC. He immediately goes back to bed aftewards. As he is about to climb into the bed one of his bed mates (unknown) is moaning which Victor giggles about for a brief moment. Then it's all quiet again. 7:30 AM BBT ZZZZZ

Meme This!!!

6:30 PM BBT We are still on Jeff's reels. They are playing for the POV. 6:37 PM BBT The feeds have returned. The HGs are in dog costumes. They are wearing dog collars. However, Paul is also wearing the POV. 6:40 PM BBT. The feeds are back. Paul has won the POV. Frank and Tiffany are in the HoH bathroom. He is talking about how Michelle knows she is safe so she is alienating herself. Meanwhile Jozea, Michelle and Da'Vonne are in the Safari room discussing how hard that competition was. Michelle jokes that she is just chilling out and getting peed on by Jozea. 6:49 PM BBT Nicole, Da'Vonne, and Paulie are in the Wash Area discussing the competition. Nicole says she spent more time on her knees than on her feet. She had a hard time making it to her doghouse. The competition involved stacking and numbers. Paul joins them and says he used a different technique. He thought it screwed him up at first but he ended up winning in the end. Nicole says when she wore the Germanstein costume they put beer in her stein every single day. 6:53 PM BBT Paul is telling Nicole that the POV necklace is heavy. He says it is weighing his neck down and it must weigh 8 lbs. He said him mom is probably having a heart attack right now. She probably struggled watching him losing competitions. Nicole says she hopes to win it one day. He tells her she probably won't need to. She said "Yeah I will." Paul asks "No one can put me back up now, right?" He is told that he is safe now.

4:00 PM The HGs are anticipating the POV competition. Natalie and Nicole are in the wash area doing their hair and makeup. Frank, James, Victor, Paul, Paulie, Jozea, Corey and Tiffany are hanging out in the living room. James, Tiffany and Corey are taking turns attempting to bounce a ball into a glass on the coffee table. WBRB 4:07 PM BBT Someone walks out of the DR yelling "Hey guys it's" and we immediately get WBRB. It may be time for the POV competition. 4:18 PM BBT We have all 4 feeds on Jeff's interviews so we can safely say that the POV has begun. 5:00 PM BBT We still have Jeff's interviews on the feeds as we await for the conclusion of the POV competition. 6:00 PM BBT The feeds are still on Jeff's reels as they play the POV competition. It has almost been 2 hours.

And the winner is.......[insert drum roll noise here] "Ball in Hand" by Wendy. Congratulations to Wendy, a member of Morty's TV Facebook group on being selected as Morty's Live Feed Meme Contest Grand Prize Winner!!

Christina (Morty's TV Group) won week 6 showing Clay's flirtatious side. No explanation necessary. "When Mama's Away" Sandra posted this meme to Morty's FB Wall winning week 7. It was at this point that I realized that Becky really was in there to play the game. "I Will Get You My Deary" Jennifer, member of Morty's TV FB Group, won week 8 with "Maybe It's Cleaning Spray". I don't care if you loved or hated her. This was funny to watch. Been there, almost did that. Janice, also a member of our FB Group, explained her strategy in this meme perfectly. Why not let everyone else get bloody instead? "No Blood On These Hands" Andrew is a member of Morty's TV Facebook group and won week 10 by depicting exactly how we felt (as viewers and fans of the show) after watching week after week of pure domination. "Nothing on TV" Wendy from Twitter won week 11 with this meme "Ball In Hand". America hoped he kept some balls to himself and it turns out he did. The last and final entry also belongs to Andrew from Morty's TV Group. Turns out taking her to the finals wasn't on HIS to-do list. Well Morty, it's on you now. Good luck picking your favorite.

Ladies and Gents: I present to you our weekly winners. Now it's up to Morty to pick his favorite Grand Prize Winner: My commentary on these memes are my own opinions...and does not reflect how or why Morty will choose his overall winner. Morty has a mind of his own (twisted as that may be) and I simply couldn't help myself. Melody is a FB friend of Morty Port and posted this meme on week one. We never knew just how long this strategy would work: "Royal Flush" Mina ZombieVixen is a twitter follower and created this meme demonstrating Jace's attempt to not be the first HG out the door: "Not a Weiner" Christina, also a FB friend of Morty Port posted this meme week three. It portrays James' playful side that I feel contributed to him becoming America's Favorite Player. "Cat and Mouse" For week 4, Kaylan, a member of Morty's TV Facebook Group, captured a wonderful example of a HG checking out before checking out. "The Light It Burns Us" We had a tie for week 5. Andrew's meme (from Morty's TV Facebook Group) demonstrates how many of us felt about the showmance that you either loved to hate or hated to love. The other meme for week 5 belongs to Fan Forum member app. He shows us that when you are bored, you can always be creative....even if you are a smarty pants dentist. "Face of Love" "Cereal Builder"

The last of our meme entries: The rest are from members of Morty's TV FB Group Jennifer "Things I've Seen" Wendy "Thinking of Thinking" and Tonya "Since Austin Left" "Which Color" and "Was I Eating This One?"

Andrew "To Do List" Andrew "Taxes Will Kill Me" Andrew "Herding Idiots" Bernadette "Surrounded" Brenda "Getting Sleepy" Melody "&^%^&^" Richard "Think I Though" Richard "Vee Dance" Wendy "You Know It"

Jake "Eat All These Skittles" Richard "No Emotions" Brenda "Almost Overrrr" Brenda "No Poker Face" Tonya "Believe Every Word" Andrew "Freeze Frame" Wendy "Pretzel Logic" L]

Wendy "Love This Boy" Lilly "My Face" Brenda "Consolation Prize" Kathy "What Liz Really Thinks" Jake "It Was Adorable" Mandy "Fingers Over There" Melody "Camera Everywhere" Melody "3 For Me" Melody "Judased"

These 4 memes were submitted by our loyal Twitter followers. Wendy "Oops" Leslie "Pair of Balls" Wendy "I Kill You" and Tonya "No More Meds" The Next Gazillion Memes were submitted by members of Morty's TV Facebook Group: Richard "Why Stop Now" Melody "Change Your Vote" Melody "Developing Story" Brenda "Hope They Don't Notice" Mandy "That Kool-aid" Robynne "Good For You Too" Robynne "Achmed"

7:01 PM BBT Feeds return. Austin is already very close to placing his second egg. He is breathing very hard. He places his second egg and tapes a quick sip of water before grabbing his next egg. 7:05 PM BBT Vanessa is ahead of JMac but it appears they have two each now as well. Liz appears to be going the slowest. We get FOTH and when the feeds return Liz is placing her first egg. 7:09 PM BBT John ties Vanessa and Austin with three eggs. Austin has a big lead. Vanessa follows him. Jmac is in third. Liz still has only one egg. 7:12 PM BBT Steve announces "Vanessa takes the lead with her fourth egg." 7:13 PM BBT Liz gets her second egg. John is catching up and places his fourth egg. 7:15 PM BBT Vanessa finishes her fifth egg and is halfway there. Austin has slowed down significantly and finally places his fourth egg. Liz needs to go for the luxury because she's out of the running completely. Vanessa is on a roll. FOTH 7:19 PM BBT Feeds return and Steve says "A lot of gold falling under this rainbow" for production. Vanessa places her sixth egg. Steve says in the form of a question "Vanessa has the lead with seven eggs?" Vanessa "I don't know". It's just six though. 7:24 PM BBT Feeds return from another FOTH. Vanessa is now up to seven. However, she does drop one and has to go back. Liz still has only three. JMac places his seventh. Steve announces Austin's sixth egg before it is officially placed. Austin "Don't count your eggs before they are hatched." Liz completes her fourth egg. 7:26 PM BBT We have FOTH again. At last count Vanessa and John have seven each with Vanessa in the lead. Austin has six. Liz is behind with just four eggs. 7:28 PM BBT The feeds return to JMac heading back for another egg. Austin "Johnny Mack drop one?" John "Yeah". Liz places her fifth egg. Austin places his seventh egg. Vanessa appears to still be in the lead. 7:30 PM BBT Liz has decided to go for the luxury prize. Liz now has six eggs placed. Austin places his eight egg. Vanessa has nine and is working with her final egg. 7:36 PM BBT Liz and Austin have both dropped an egg. John has placed his ninth egg, but Vanessa is just a few inches away from the HOH. 7:37 PM BBT Vanessa places egg number ten. Vanessa wins the HOH. 7:39 PM BBT It was a very close race. Vanessa won with ten eggs. John came in a close second with nine eggs. Austin finished with eight eggs. Liz finishes with six eggs and the luxury prize. 7:50 PM BBT The feeds return from a ten minute FOTH. Vanessa is talking to Austin. She says she is sorry. She's too much of a competitor to throw it. Liz is crying. Vanessa says the video of Mel made her compete harder. 7:53 PM BBT Liz hopes she can take both Austin and Vanessa on a luxury trip. Liz goes to unpack leaving Austin and Vanessa alone in the BR. He tells her that he is willing to do whatever she needs as long as she has his back. 7:55 PM BBT Vanessa tells Austin she doesn't know what she is going to do yet. She says she wants to fact check because she got a big bout of paranoia, just like he did. 7:58 PM BBT Vanessa approaches Liz and asks her what Steve's plans where if Liz had won HOH. Vanessa says she heard that Steve and Liz were both considering putting her up if they won HOH. Liz denies it. Vanessa then asks Steve the same thing about Austin. Steve says Austin never said specifically who he was putting up, but that Steve wasn't a target.

Andrew "Never Happened With Jen" Brenda "Devise a Way" Bernadette "Rip It Off" Bernadette "Don't Worry Boo" Glenn "Since Your Leaving" Wendy "Cutest Couple" Andrew "Smoke 'em" Wendy R. "Top Model" Wendy "I Feel Pretty" Glenn "It Wasn't Me"

More from our Morty's TV Facebook Group: Brenda "Helluva House" Brenda "Pink Tutu" Brenda "I Will Obey" Brenda "MY Koolaid" Brenda "Under The Spell"

Lots of new memes so here we go. The first three memes are from our Twitter followers: Wendy Goulas "Ball In Hand" 'Chele "Will It Grow?" Laci Pants "Even The Pillows" Now, the rest are all from members of Morty's TV Facebook Group: Andrew "Decisions Decisions" Billie "Cap or No Cap" Wendy "In Private" Tamara "I Love ME" Tamara "Barbie World" Tamara "Ohhhh Shiny"

From Sharron, a FB friend of Morty Port "Come and Get It" From Laci, a FB friend of Morty Port "Last Excorcism" From Desiree, a FB Group Member of Morty's TV "Duct Tape" From Glenn, a FB Group Member of Morty's TV "I Ate Him" Frome Wendy, a FB Group Member of Morty's TV "Box Head" From Cherilyn, a FB Group Member of Morty's TV "I Did Worse Under The Covers"

6:00 PM BBT Julia and Vanessa are in the WA. Vanessa asks her if she is sad. Julia says she is fine. She and Liz decided that Liz has a better chance to make it. She got to see Zingbot. She got to see Otev. She got to do a lot. It is her time to go. Vanessa says there are pros and cons to either of them staying. She asks Julia to send her love to her family when on the outside. 6:10 PM BBT Not much going on in the house. Steve and Julia are on the hammock talking about Chinese food on feeds 2/4. They are hoping for BB to get them some carryout tonight. Vanessa is in the shower on feeds 1/3. 6:15 PM BBT Steve and Julia are both on the hammock. He talks about unrequited love. He also says there 161 steps to the Cornell University bell tower so there are 161 things you have to do before graduating. One of them is to have sex in the library between the stacks. He admits he was enticed to do it with a fellow student but he didn't follow through. He didn't have sex on the brain at the time, but he is a sucker for cuddling. 6:30 PM BBT Austin and Vanessa are in the WA. He says he got some confidence back after winning that veto. Vanessa says he is in good shape and there is no reason he can't win again. She talks about how much he has done with his weight lifting and working out. He talks about how much he has been able to improve his ability. In the house, he is occasionally forced to wait it out allowing his body to heal some. "It's cool, I'm peaking at the right time." 6:40 PM BBT Vanessa and Austin are still in the WA. Vanessa is telling Austin about some tricks teams of two use to make profit at the casinos playing Black Jack. Austin talks about some of his experiences at the Craps Table. Austin "I have some good experiences and some bad at the Craps Table. Mostly bad." Vanessa says she is awful at Black Jack. She likes to bet too much. 6:45 PM BBT Julia and Steve are on the hammock. She is concerned about what the viewers think of her. She asks him if the viewers like mean people. Steve says she isn't mean. Jason was mean. However, yes, sometimes BB fans like mean people. They talk about former HG who were recruited so the feeds switch to Austin and Liz in the WA. 6:55 PM BBT Steve and Julia are still on the hammock. Steve is trying to reassure her that America loves the twins. He is afraid that he is going to be one of the HGs that gets boos afterwards. Meanwhile Vanessa is in the WA with Liz and Austin. She reassures them that she will vote for Liz to stay however they must promise she is not nominated on the front end. Backdoor is fine. Also, if it is between Steve and John on the block, she gets to pick who goes. Also, they have to promise her final 2. They agree.

2:45 PM BBT Liz and Austin are in bed. He admits to her that he is upset with Julia. Liz says she is too, but that after the veto mess, he is already in hot water with her and needs to stay out of it. 3:10 PM BBT Austin, Liz and Julia are in the WA. Liz is plucking Austin's eyebrows. "Oh My God, that hurts." Julia is pointing out which ones she needs to pull while Liz calls him a baby. Austin's calling out in pain has attracted the attention of Steve and John who have come in to watch the process. 3:13 PM BBT Liz snatches Steve's bag of potato chips from his hands and takes off running with them. Steve follows in pursuit. Liz loses her microphone pack in the process. Steve taunts her with the microphone pack and gets a "Steve, stop that" from BB. 3:30 PM BBT Liz, Julia and Austin are making a snack in the KT. John is upstairs listening to music, tapping his feet to the beat that only he can hear. 3:45 PM BBT Nothing has changed. Liz, Austin and Julia are still in the KT. John is still upstairs listening to music. 4:00 PM BBT Julia, Austin, Steve and Liz are sitting in the LR. Liz and Julia are trying to convince Steve that Audrey was America's Player. Steve doesn't buy it at first but they are slowly convincing him. They keep giving him examples of Audrey's behavior and how they can tie that to missions: Starting a fight with Clay, America voting for her, starting a musical. Julia finds a termite crawling on her. 4:33 PM BBT John is in the BY working out. Julia and Liz are on the hammock. Julia is telling Liz all the great things she has done in BB and it's been a good run (as if she knows for a fact she is leaving). Meanwhile Austin and Vanessa are in the WA talking about the next veto. Austin says if they don't win it, John and Steve are in the final four. Austin says they need to break them up before it gets too hard to break it up. 4:40 PM BBT Vanessa and Austin are in the WA. She tells him that John can say anything, but there is no way he is going to want a couple in the final four with him. Vanessa says she will vote to keep Liz however, she needs some assurances that Steve doesn't care and that Austin and Liz promise her a vote if she is nominated. She also gets him to agree that if they are in the finals with Liz, he throws it to her so she can duke it out with Liz. She says that's because both of them are likely to take him to the finals. 4:54 PM BBT All the HGs are in the BY. Vanessa is on the elliptical. Austin, John and Liz are working out. Julia is on the hammock. Steve is in the pool. Just general chit chat. 5:15 PM BBT Austin is in the WA with Julia. He rehashes his conversations with Steve and Vanessa throughout the day. Steve and Vanessa are both okay with letting the twins decide between themselves who stays and who goes. 5:26 PM BBT The HGs are all in the BY. Liz, Julia, Austin, John, and Vanessa are all working out. Steve just got out of the pool. BB asks them to raise the BY awnings. BB "Thank you very much." 5:30 PM BBT Not much has changed in the BB house. Everyone is outside either sitting around or working out. 5:45 PM BBT Vanessa is laying down in the BR. John walks in. Vanessa tells him that the girls decided that they want Liz to stay. We don't see any response from him, he's off camera. The HGs are looking forward to eating Chinese food tonight. 5:54 PM BBT Steve is in the BY. He starts to take off at a dead run and yells "Gotta Get There". He does this for several laps. Vanessa "Steve, you're fast." Austin "Because he scampers all night". 5:58 PM BBT John says BB should give them an Encyclopedia set to read. There is nothing in there that they aren't supposed to know and it gives them something to read. Austin says that there's nothing to read in an encyclopedia anyway. They report history all wrong anyway.

Christina "Laying Low" Andrew "I Am The Reason" Andrew "Hairballs" Melody "That's How You Play" Melody "Karma" Melody "Oh No No No" Wendy "Wisdom Teeth" Allison "James 4 Prez" AaronG "When Do I Start?"