Goldylucks

Mandy "A Man" Mandy "Mom, Today I Became A Man" Terry "Big Head" Robynne "Love or Money" Robynne "This Big" Mandy "This Close" Andrew "Dinner" Janice "I Threw Up" Marcia "Check Mate"

Andrew "Coco Plots" Bernadette "Sigmund and Freud" Bernadette "Break His Cherry" Jimmy "Holy Smokes Austin" Allison "Blue Ranger" Andrew "Who Does That?" Andrew "Austin Won A Shirt"

From Shawn on Twitter "Force Friday" And the rest are all from group members of Morty's TV on Facebook Terry "Vanessa Took My Balls" Brenda "Judas Revealed" Richard "Final Two" Bernadette "Dumbbells" Brenda "Lady Va Va"

Okay, I have 34 new memes to post, so here we go: These memes were from Facebook friends of Morty Port. Donald "WWE" Kraig "Emotional Breakdown" And Misty's "Big Boy" and "Before and After"

All of these memes are from members of Morty's TV Facebook Group. Desiree "Snap!" Melody "Meeting of the Mindless" Melody again with "Royal Flush" Andrew "Nothing on TV" Bernadette "Karma Chameleon" Andrew "Gag! Is That Me?" Andrew again with "BB Grudge" Dawn "I Own You" Melody "Everythingah" Melody with "Camera 24/7" Megan "Just Sayin'"

Lots of memes....and I mean lots of them....so here we go: From Hector, a Facebook friend of Morty Port. "Scampper Rat" From Tobizeek on Twitter "Kook-aid" From lornekirstein on Twitter "Same Deer Same Headlight" The rest are all from members of our Facebook TV Group. Christina "Wrong Show" Karen "Heads About To Roll" Melody "Does This Bra...." Andrew "Face Melting" Bermadette "Bored As I Am"

6:00 PM BBT In the HOH Austin, Liz and Vanessa are trying to figure out which jury member is the most likely to come back on Thursday. Austin and Liz both think it will be John. 6:05 PM BBT In the HOH Vanessa is making plans to Jedi drill with Austin. Steve comes in. They discuss John's speech about the Lion and the Gazelle. Steve says he feels like he is the gazelle because he is on the block every week. 6:08 PM BBT In the HOH Steve is talking to Vanessa, Liz, and Austin. He says he hasn't campaigned to James or Meg because he doesn't want to be drilled by them. He doesn't know what to say to them. 6:11 PM BBT Austin gives Steve his blessing to campaign to James and Meg by saying that he would consider nominating Vanessa or Austin if they vote to keep him. Vanessa assures Steve that he has the votes to stay. Steve asks for permission to hang out with James to help ensure those votes. Austin says that's fine. 6:21 PM BBT In the HOH, Steve is telling Austin, Liz and Vanessa that he needs to hang around with John for the next few days. John will need a friend. They agree that is best. 6:32 PM BBT Vanessa has left the HOH and gone down to the pool table with John. Vanessa tells him that if he agrees to be a pawn and throw a comp, that might earn him some favor with Austin. 6:30 PM BBT On feeds 1/3 Meg and James are talking about their lives outside the house. On feeds 2/4 Steve, Liz, Vanessa, and Austin are discussing Steve's favorite BB season: Season 5. 6:37 PM BBT Steve is in the HOH with Austin and Liz. They are talking about John. Austin rehashes how John had all the time in the world to try to align with him and chose not to until it was too late. Steve says it's probably because he didn't want to play too hard too fast. Austin "No risk, no reward." 6:40 PM BBT Vanessa has coached John in what to say to Austin. She will have to vote with the twins or she will be a target. However, if he promises to throw comps and be a pawn, he might swing their vote. It's all on him now. She has told him what he needs to do. 6:43 PM BBT John admits to Vanessa that he was all on board with the 5 person alliance to get her out if it meant that he could stay in her place. Vanessa didn't like how two faced Steve was towards her last week yet he was planning her demise also. 6:46 PM BBT Liz is in the BR with James and Meg. She is talking to them about their votes. Meg says either way, if John or Steve come back, they will be coming after them. Liz says John will have a connection with any of the jury members who come back. Meg says Steve is in the same position. 6:48 PM BBT Meg, James and Liz are in the BR. Meg says that Steve is on to them. He knows they are all working together. Meg is not ready to name who she needs to vote for. There are too many things that need to be considered. The conversation ends when Steve joins them. 6:50 PM BBT Meg jokingly calls Steve a rat. She says he is a little rat because he is always on the side of those who are picking on others. She gives examples of how she has been picked on and Steve is always right on board. 6:52 PM BBT Liz and Meg are planning to play Sling Band after dinner. They explain to Steve that instead of tossing balls into a pot (Pot Ball), they use headbands like a sling shot and aim for plates. 6:55 PM BBT Vanessa is at the pool table with John. She says she can always tell everyone that Steve is her biggest competitor because he is good at the exact same things she is good at. She would rather not go against the house though. She really wants John to fight for himself and see if he can swing some votes. 6:58 PM BBT Julia and Liz are chasing Austin around the BR. Liz is wearing the Hello Kitty hat. They are chasing him and "clawing him" while making hissing noises.

5:37 PM BBT In the HoH Liz, Austin, and Vanessa are discussing how to justify sending John home. They are going to simply say that he is better at comps and has too much influence with the rest in the jury. 5:42 PM BBT Austin is telling Liz and Vanessa that it's John's own fault he is leaving. He waited until the very end when they had the numbers to try to make an alliance with them. Steve knows things about Austin but has never squealed. Steve is more trustworthy. 5:44 PM BBT Austin and Vanessa compare John to a goof ball. Austin still doesn't believe that he is a dentist. He thinks he's a cop. Liz says Julia was a dental assistant and told her that all dentists are crazy. 5:47 PM BBT In the HOH Austin tells Liz and Vanessa that JM is awkward. He is clueless about how socially awkward he is. If it's his game, it's brilliant.

From Valerie, a FB Friend of Morty Port "East Siiiide" 3 memes from Christen, a FB Friend of Morty Port "Drop This Bomb" AND "Chipped Tooth" AND "Bumping Uglies" 2 memes from Melodie, a FB Friend of Morty Port "Liz Is Still There" AND "Nut Brigade" 4 memes from Kathy, a FB Friend of Morty Port "Gina Marie's Sister" AND "For The Win Please" AND "5 O'Clock Somewhere" AND "Not Touching Those Sheets" From Pollyanna, a Morty's TV Facebook Group member "Hickeys and Leftover"

Some memes from Andrew, member of Morty's TV Facebook Group. "Steve Keeps Busy" AND "No Hands" From Janice, also a member of Morty's TV Facebook Group. "No Blood On These Hands" From Audra, a member of our FB Group "Help Me Get A Head" From Wendy, a member of our FB Group Another version of No Blood so I will call this "No Blood 2" From Jennifer, a member of our FB Group "Audrey 2.0" AND "Diarrhea Strikes" From Cherilyn, member of our Facebook Group "Mameeee" From Stephanie, FB Friend of Morty Port "Bit@hy and the Beast"

7:30 PM BBT Feeds 1/3 are on Vanessa and Steve playing pool. Feeds 2/4 are on Liz and Julia in bed in the HOH. Julia is trying to get Liz to wake up because she is bored. Liz isn't biting so Julia grabs the head phones to listen to music. 7:37 PM BBT James has joined Vanessa and Steve at the pool table. He is going to play Steve. James wishes there was a pool elimination tournament for HOH. Steve says he would be awful at that but he would dominate a chess tournament style HOH competition. 7:45 PM BBT Feeds 1/3 are on Austin and John working out in the BY. Feeds 2/4 are on James and Steve playing pool. James jokes that he thinks Steve is a pool shark on the outside. John knows rules about pool that most people who play for fun don't know. 7:54 PM BBT James beat Steve at pool. Steve heads back inside. Meanwhile Julia finally managed to get Liz to wake up. They head downstairs to get something to eat. 8:01 PM BBT The HGs are waking up from their naps. James is trying to get someone to play pool with him. No one commits to a game right now but he gets some promises for a game later on. John, Steve, Meg, Liz and Julia are in the KT making a snack. Austin is in the BY working out again. 8:08 PM BBT Julia has agreed to play pool with James. He bashes her for screwing him from the get go. He says she "made a shitty rack". 8:14 PM BBT Liz tells Julia she doesn't know why she even bothers playing pool with James. He beats her so quickly it isn't even fun to watch. Julia reminds her that she beat him once before. John "Did you beat him literally or did he sink the 8 ball?" 8:23 PM BBT Julia is doing so badly in her pool game against James that he decided in order to be fair, he will now only shoot with his left hand while being down on one knee. 8:31 PM BBT Liz, Julia, and John are at the hot tub. James is playing pool alone. They are debating their favorite Girl Scout cookies. Liz and Julia were both Girl Scouts and John was once a Boy Scout. They all love Girl Scout cookies. 8:39 PM BBT Meg is now playing pool with James. They are talking to each other like they are meeting for the first time at a bar. Austin joins in. "Weren't you on a TV show?" James "I bet you have a great shower voice. I have drunk too many beers. At this point all conversation is accepted." 8:44 PM BBT James is flirting with Meg at the pool table. He is hitting on her like one would when meeting a girl for the very first time at a bar. Austin is playing the role of wing man. He is trying to talk her into a double date with Austin and Liz. 8:50 PM BBT John jokes with Julia that he wanted to be a rock star. Their isn't stability in that and he is good at taking tests, so being a doctor was the obvious choice. 8:53 PM BBT Vanessa and Austin are in the WA. Austin is concerned if her or Liz win HOH next week who they would put up. Vanessa reminds them that at that point, it wouldn't matter since they won't be coming back in the game. However, Vanessa will win more comps with Steve out of the picture. 8:54 PM BBT Vanessa tells Austin that JM is no dumb dumb. He can win comps. With him and James out, they will win any physical or endurance comp. Vanessa does admit that if they decide they want to keep JM, she is okay with that.

Here are 4 new memes: From Andrew, member of our FB Group. "Fertizlied Egg" From Sandra, a FB Friend of Morty Port "Smurfs" From Melody, a FB Friend of Morty Port "Not in Vegas Anymore" From Robynne, a FB Friend of Morty Port "Mexican Wrestling"

8:07 PM BBT Liz & Austin are in the BR. She tells him she is afraid of James. He said he didn't throw it because they are in a good spot and everyone knows it. He says they can offer James a deal to keep him safe in case Jackie comes back. Austin goes to the DR to see if he can tell BB some things he would like in the HOH basket. 8:12 PM BBT Steve and John are whispering in the BR. They feel that they are in a good spot and expect Austin to target James. John admits he wasn't trying to win it, even though Austin said he would throw it to him if the situation was one in which he could safely do that. Meanwhile Austin whispers to James in the WA that he is going to tell everyone that he made a deal with James to not nominate him or Meg. In turn, James will honor that if he wins HOH next week. [it was practically a photo finish so I doubt anyone would believe there was a deal-Goldylucks] 8:22 PM BBT Austin and Liz go to the SR. He says he is going to tell Steve he has no choice but to put up him and John and then backdoor someone. He needs two pawns. He did NOT name who the BD would be. He tells her he wishes Johnny Mack had done better so he could throw it to him. Austin says he wished James had beat him. Had he been in the game alone, he might have thrown it. But, he has the twins to think about too. He is walking around with a big red lip stick kiss on his cheek. 8:30 PM BBT The HGs have gone back to ordinary things. John is unpacking. Meg, James, Steve, Liz, and Julia are in the KT either eating or cleaning up. Austin is working out on the floor of the LR. 8:35 PM BBT James and Meg are talking about Zingbot. They hope they get to see him next week. James says he will probably be there before the veto comp. [They are discussing it more like wishful thinking, not that they know for a fact he will be there-Goldylucks]

7:21 PM BBT Feeds return. Julia is already out and sitting with Liz and Meg on the bench. James is talking about his face itching, but he can't scratch it. Meg and Liz are talking about how annoying it is to be sitting there. 7:24 PM BBT Vanessa twitches and a buzzer announces that she is out. She has released one of the three buttons and false starts. Vanessa is out. Steve stood as well but during a brief FOTH we return to see that Steve was not eliminated. 7:31 PM BBT Next race starts and it's close. BB mentions that not everyone hit the buzzer. Some of them run back and hit it again. We go back to Jeff reels so I can't tell who was last to hit the buzzer. 7:35 PM BBT Feeds return to show John is eliminated and on the bench, then immediately returns to Jeff reels. James, Steve, and Austin are still in. ***at no point are we able to see the words being displayed for the runners 7:46 PM BBT Feeds return. No change. It's still Steve, James and Austin. We still can't see the words. Austin is saying OW and Steve says "This is not easy on your knees." James "No S**t" James is pretending to false start to try to throw the others off. Austin says "time out can we get a time out". BB isn't biting. The girls and John are cheering on the bench "Go boys you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, go boys." Back to Jeff reels. 7:53 PM BBT Feeds return and it is just James and Austin. Steve is out. James keeps pretending to false start. The HGs on the bench keep telling him to quit playing. 7:58 PM BBT The final race is over. It's a photo finish. It appears to be Austin. We go to Jeff reels for just a moment and when the feeds come back, Austin and Liz are celebrating. AUSTIN HAS WON HOH. Liz places the key around his neck, says he is the hunk of household, and gives him a kiss. James "You stole my kiss man." We go back to Jeff's reels.

From Andrew, a Morty's TV Group member (Facebook) "Reading Up" and "Bromancing"

From Andrew, a member of our Facebook group "Cookie Monster" and "Stockupus Productius" From Victoria, a FB Friend of Morty Port "Who's Gonna Strip Now?" From Wendy, a member of our FB Group "Tarzan & Jane" And Melanie, also a member of our Facebook Group "One of These is a Goat"

From Sandra, a FB Friend of Morty Port "All That Working Out" From Lorne, a member of our Facebook Group "I Just Threw Up" From Jennifer, a member of our Facebook Group "Maybe It's Cleaning Spray" From Alice & Dade, members of our Facebook Group "Life With Austin" Another from Lorne, "Ayyee Vout Waaahh" [url

"Shut Up and Kiss Me" from Wendy, a member of our Facebook Group.

Another meme from Andrew from Morty's TV FB group. "Now Suitable"

1:28 PM BBT Julia tells Vanessa in the BR that they need to get Becky out before Steve. She is public enemy number 1. 1:32 PM BBT On Feeds 1/3 Julia tells Vanessa that no one cares about her vote. They just need Liz's vote. She wants Becky out. Feeds 2/4 show Steve shaving in the WA as he prepares for tonight's eviction. 1:34 PM BBT Liz, Austin, Meg, Jackie, and James are hanging out in the Have Not Room. They are studying for comps. Meanwhile Steve is shaving in the WA and John is cleaning the mirror. 1:37 PM BBT Becky comes out of the WC. Steve is in there shaving. He says (seemingly in half jest) that being HOH has really gotten to her head. She says "I'm pretty great if I do say so myself." Steve "Okay Devin." They talk about how Steve got in trouble with BB for juggling oranges. 1:43 PM BBT Julia is venting to Vanessa in the BR. She tells Vanessa that Austin is brown nosing everyone and is going to throw the comp. She says she told Liz earlier that she needs to get rid of Austin and start putting them first. 1:55 PM BBT Becky is in the Have Not room with Meg, Jackie, and Jason. She tells them that John is not making any attempt to develop relationships with people in the house. 1:46 PM BBT Liz has joined Julia and Vanessa in the BR. She tells them that Austin is NOT going to throw the comp. Vanessa says it's not cool because she is going to go up if he does. Vanessa "The definition of loyalty means you can't be loyal to everyone. You have to have levels of loyalty." 1:48 PM BBT Julia and Vanessa are drilling Liz about Austin. Julia tells her that he went upstairs last night promising to share whatever information he learns. He has shared nothing with them. 1:52 PM BBT Steve and Austin enter the BR where Julia, Liz and Vanessa are. He tells them where his belongings are in case he leaves in double eviction tonight, which he expects he will. Julia hugs him and says "No, that's can't happen."

Here is a meme from Justin, a follower of Morty Port. "Pizza Pizza"

Here are some memes from Sandra from Morty Port. "I Will Get You Deary" "Here Lies Vanessa"

By Audra, a member of Morty's TV Facebook Group. "In For The Kiss" "Ugly Begins With U" "How To Kiss A Boy"

These Memes are by Andrew, a member of our Facebook Group. "Creepy In Any Lighting" "Compliments of Austin" "Proceed with Caution" "No Crying In BB" "You Have My Word"

Sorry it has been a while since I updated our latest memes. My daughter is on leave with the USMC and we have been spending some much needed quality time together. She was a social butterfly before she left so I was expecting her to soar away while on leave. Instead, quiet time with the family is what she wanted more than anything. I am truy blessed. So, here we are: From Melody of our Facebook Group "Bluff Bluff Bluff" and "I'm A DJ"