CrackersMartini

Hiiiiiiii, how's my favorite jacked up male poster?

jackass

You tool!

Yes, yes I am pregnant and living out of trash cans. It's a great life, and I can look forward to birthing the spawn of satan.. so I'm pretty pysched!

I see that you're one of those people that think if they ignore me, that I will go away! That is not the case lady!

Damn you spacey..damn you to hell!

Awww you miss me, you really miss me.

shut it tuba!

Hey tootsiewootsie

Helloooooo? Where aaaaaaaaare you?

Pooooookey!

Hi Jen!!! You miss me, I can tell.

Are you jealous that I'm commenting alllllllll over the place Patricia?

Well if it isn't the Master of Mortys.. Hiiiiii crappy!

Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah oprah, blah blah blah pudding!

BOO!

Why the hell aren't you all voting for me? I want ALL the stars damnnit! Get your acts together already

Well hell, I'm fizzle and I'm talking to myself now..

I miss Flo damnit!

Hmmm.. lots of interesting viewers.

Do too, just caught you doing it! Fizzle.. QUIT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF

OK, quit making comments to yourself! Who do you think you are? me?

Hiiiiiiiiii Ben!

hiiiiiiii

ewwwwwwwwww Marty, you little sicko!