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  1. Big Brother UK Primer Big Brother UK Series 15: Power Trip is the 15th season of Big Brother in the UK, and the final season of a 4 year deal between Britain's Channel 5/ 5* and Endemol. Auditions Housemates are chosen from online applications. Potential housemates had to record a 90 second video and fill out an on-line application form. Presenters Emma Willis is returning as presenter (British for Host), and Rylan Clark and Iain Lee are back to present Big Brother's Bit on the Side, joined this series by Celebrity Big Brother UK 13 housemate Luisa Zissman as a regular panelist on Saturday's Bit On The Psych, along with the regular cadre of psychologist and guests. Format The 15th series of the show will introduce several changes to the BBUK format with Big Brother offering power to the housemates to influence things in the house. Whomever has the power will be able to influence, twist and control events in the house like never before. The Power Trip starts on launch night and will dominate the house all summer. Housemates will have to be ruthless to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the rest of the house. Viewers will also be given the power to manipulate the housemates throughout the series. The House Big Brother has given the BBUK house a futuristic makeover featuring stark, clinical open spaces, sleek, clean lines and for something new, technology- some housemates will gain additional knowledge in the game through access to iPads. The Game In Big Brother UK, the Housemates nominate each other for eviction and then the British public votes to evict. When the house is down to its Final 5, the British public votes to evict. The Housemates enter the BBUK House in real time with a live studio audience outside (often under umbrellas). Following each daily highlight episode, there is the Bit On The Side talk show (except Sundays) on which evicted housemates regularly appear. In the Big Brother UK house, the only rule is Big Brother makes the rules and absolutely nothing is guaranteed to stay secret for long. Big Brother likes twists and nobody twists it harder than Big Brother!
  2. 1:30am BBT Sabrina comes downstairs and tries to get into the DR but is ignored. She puts some water on to heat up in the KT and heads to the HT area looking for something but can't find it. She returns to the KT and it doesn't look like tea so maybe she makes some hot chocolate. The other HG are sound asleep. She tries again for the DR and this time gets a green light. She puts down her mug and goes in. 1:40pm BBT She's back out a moment later and sits down on the couch, blowing on her drink to cool it down. She lays down just outside the DR. She seems to be waiting for something. 1:50am BBT She heads back into the DR and comes right back out with a paper cup held by her teeth and heads up to the HoH. It looks like she got some pills from BB and washes them down with some water, then takes another sip of her hot drink, puts her mic pack on the side table and rolls over to sleep. And now for the second time I'll say goodnight, Canada!
  3. 12:00pm BBT What we've missed: Adel knows he's going home. In the BY he addresses the oversized photo of himself and congratulates himself for making it this far. "You could have beat the system and made paper but there's too many brains in here. Too many that love this game." He's not going down easy, though, getting into a spat with Sabrina after she asks him if he's seen her underwear and he made out like it was rancid. He let Jon know about Sabrina pitching a fit in the hope that the vote will be split and Jon might still choose him. He decides to go out of the game in stile - in his Wallah Bro tank and BBCAN Onsie. He tells Jon that he told Neda BB had him record a GB message for her to mess with her head. The HG are already thinking double or instant eviction today given the numbers.
  4. #BBCAN2 6:50pm BBT Jon is sitting on the bed, Neda is on the floor with her feet on the chair, Heather's eyes are closed, Adel conked out on the couch under a blanket (hands above the blanket, son) and Sabrina is listening to the iPod. Adel rolls over and says Boring. There has been no conversation of any relevance.
  5. 6:30pm BBT The HG are going stir crazy locked up Neda is in a chair, Sabrina and Heather sitting next to each other on the couch, Adel laying down on the other end of the couch and Jon in the other chair.
  6. 3:30pm BBT we've had short flashes into the house about 1:30pm and 2:30pm showing Neda I the WR and the HG in HoH. Earlier Jon & Heather arranged the LR couches for an eviction for Allison's benefit. Neda noted how worried Alluson looked. I'll keep one eye on feeds for you!
  7. 3:30am BBT Everyone is asleep except up in the HoH where Heather and Neda are working hard to get Jon to turn on Arlie instead of Allison. While they go 'round and 'round, I'm going to join the smarter HG and rest up before Monday's exciting PoV meeting!
  8. On behalf of ttree: 11:12pm BBT: Jon and Neda are in the HOH, Neda is concerned she will be going on the block soon. Jon assures her she is not. Arlie comes in and they ask him if that is what he is wearing, because he is going up, and they all laugh. Arlie joins them and they discuss wearing underwear to do the nominations. Sabrina and Rachelle are in the hot tub room and Sabrina is eating popcorn like a cow, mouth open, talking while she chomps away. Rachelle asks her if there is an instant eviction if there will be a veto and Sabrina replies no. 11:18pm BBT: Sabrina saying she doesn't care what happens as long as they win. She is now shouting with her mouth full of food that "Jon, you are so stupid. You are going to take one of us out and they will take you out next week" Sabrina is complaining that Jon swore on everything that he would not put her up or vote for her. she is not happy. 11:25pm BBT: In the HOH we have Jon listening to music, Allison and Heather chatting. Allison commenting that what happened with Andrew will make her home life complicated. Allison saying her brother is good looking and gets compliments all the time. Adel re-enters the HOH with a plate of food. Rachelle and Sabrina are still in the hot tub room. Rachelle is asking Sabrina why she won't sleep with her and they start laughing. Then they talk about elbowing heather in their sleep (accidently) as they laugh. Sabrina is screaming that they are going to win, now she's singing it. telling Rachelle to turn that frown upside down (Sabrina is acting like a 3 year old, very weird - ttree) 11:37pm BBT: Rachelle and Sabrina decide to go to bed and are leaving the hot tub room. Rachelle comments as they go through the back yard that she never works out. Sabrina tells her both her knees are broken, Rachelle asked like a scratch or broken? and Sabrina says broken bone...as she walks fine through the back yard. Jon and Allison are in the HOH room talking about which HOH comps will be physical or easy. Allison says she's going to bed too and she leaves the HOH, Jon is laying in the bed listening to music. In the main bedroom Sabrina yells Adel's name and screeches and she runs to his bed. Rachelle come in and Adel says here is the evil gremlin. Sabrina tell Adel that Rachelle is not evil and Adel says you are right, you are the evil one. The girls leave the main bedroom and go to the Half-not room. Sabrina is telling Rachelle to put a bunch of sweaters on the wooden bed frame and sleep there, Rachelle says maybe tomorrow. Sabrina says fine, I don't feel sorry for you. 11:47:pm BBT: Sabrina tells Rachelle she is going to talk to Jon and Rachelle reminds her that Jon said he would talk to the two of them tomorrow. Sabrina goes in the HOH anyway and takes some candy and leaves. In the washroom Arlie Allison and Heather are getting ready for bed. Back in the HOH Jon and Neda are talking, Neda says I don't want any cracks in our alliance right now. Jon says there isn't and you don't think that Rachelle would say anything and ruin her game now do you? Neda is worried about Rachelle accidently saying something (I believe the tides may be changing - ttree) They are saying that they told Arlie that Rachelle approached them and said keep me in, I don't care if Sabrina goes. 11:53pm BBT: Heather comes into the HOH room and asks Neda if she's going to bed, because Rachelle is in there and she doesn't want to go alone, so Neda leaves with her. Sabrina in bed in the main bedroom, Neda comes in and grabs some stuff and leaves. Allison is now in the Main bedroom going through some of her stuff, and now changing. Allison leaves the bedroom and goes back to the washroom. She tells Arlie that he smells so good and he thanks her. Heather and Rachelle are in the half-not room, they are trying to figure out when the 6 million votes surprise is going to come into play. Neda joins them in the half-not room and the three girls settle in for the night.
  9. Actually it was to keep Kenny weak and uncompetitive. Fuskie Who thinks it worked...
  10. Big Brother provides the food. The HG decide what they are going to do with it and when it's gone, it's gone. Fuskie Who doesn't see this as any different from destroying the rice in Survivor...
  11. 2:30am BBT Sabrina joins the rest of the house guests in blissful slumber, dreaming of nominations, slop and double evictions. OK, maybe not so blissful. Bag some Z's and we'll do it all again tomorrow, eh?
  12. 11:34pm BBT Sabrina, Rachel, Kenny and Sarah are in the HNR. Sarah says Rachelle has really made her laugh today. Rachelle says she's really funny when you get to know her. In the BR, Heather, Arlie, ALlison, Jon, Adel and Neda (everyone else) are talking about (just lost audio so I'll guess it was Sabrina whose had a bit of a day and she's not even nom). Jon is sprawled on his bed wearing nothing but what I hope is a bathing suit. 11:38pm BBT The BR talk continues. Neda thinks Sabrina is convinced she's a good person. Arlie says she believes her own lies. Arlie describes some of the lies Sabrina told their First 5 group when she snapped at Ika. Allison can't believe she was so misled by her. Adel, Jo and Neda are pestering Arlie with questions about Sabrina - who brought up what, said what to whom, etc. Did the thing on stairs actually happen, Allison wonders? Heather says it's hard to call her out on these things since everyone has some dirt on their hands. 11:45pm BBT She's a psychopath, Neda says. In the HN room, Kenny says to Sara, welcome back to what not to do on BB. Don't ever show emotion or competitiveness. Friendship of any kind, Sarah adds. Be a robot, Kenny says. Kenny thinks the plotting to get him out is rooted in the early stages of the game. Sarah thinks being by his side made it worse. Kenny thinks she kept him here longer. It started a positive thing but we were together so much it turned negative, he says. 11:50pm BBT The mood is much more jovial in the bedroom where the house majority continues to rip on Sabrina's game. I hate her, Heather says, if I didn't feel so full I'd go out there and tell her. Jon gets up and it looks like they are hip-hugging boxer briefs. Jon exits the BR. The discussion of the other sides' game continues talking about Andrew's constant belittling muttering. The pity party in the HNR continues.
  13. From Kyle Shore, Big Brother Canada 2 Hey guys, Kyle Shore here to answer some of the questions you may have for me after leaving the Big Brother Canada house! First I would like to take this opportunity to thank you guys from the bottom of my heart for your support. You guys help create the magic that this fame has given me and I cannot put into words the thanks I have. It has changed my life and it’s only going to get bigger! Now onto some of your questions! From ttree in Saskatchewan: We know everyone works very hard to be selected to enter the Big Brother House and they also enter it with the intention of winning. After Leaving the house and watching how the other HouesGuests have played the game, would you still sacrifice your game to retain your integrity, or would you play it differently? Also, do you feel your loyalty to Paul is what cost you the chance at the $100,000? I do feel my loyalty to Paul is what cost me the game, there is no denying that. Do I regret joining Paul? Absolutely not. Paul was tormented and bullied leading up to the POV nominations (Where Paul made those accusations about racism). Fans need to watch the live feeds more, they tell a much more broader story with everyone in the house. Paul was being put down, insulted and picked on. He is a 43 year old man with a beautiful family. I was not about to let them all team up on him; that is morally something I could not stand by and watch, so I decided to pick his head up and head into the fire. If i felt Paul was being negative towards the HouesGuests first, I would never have joined him. From Jt101: Kyle, did you have a plan going into the house on how you were going to play? Would you play it different if you had the opportunity? If BB Can 2 had a twist that put you back in the house for let's say 24 hrs, would you torment the house guests for a little payback? I would definitely play it different if i was voted back into the house, haha! There would be No Paul and I would be able to actually do my game plan instead of defending someone else’s dignity. If i was sent in for 24 hours, I would torment the shit out of the HouesGuests I did not see eye to eye with. From FayCoTodd in Ohio: Do you regret aligning yourself with Paul and Adel? Not at all, they are my brothers for life. From Niteslacker in Crystal City, Missouri: Whose idea was it to build the fort out of the cushions? As a live feed updater, I'm always interested in seeing the HGs use their imaginations to come up with fun games and projects. It was great seeing Adel build the fort with Ika and Heather as well, and the fun reaction several of the other HGs had when they saw it. Haha! The original idea had come from me and Adel. We were both outside and since we were banned from the big group of people, we told ourselves, “Hey if we are kicked out of this house and treated like dogs, we might as well make our own dog house and sleep outside!” Of course we were not allowed to sleep outside but that is where the idea initially took off. From 19CupCake in Northern BC: Hi, Kyle. First I want to thank you for providing live feeders with great entertainment. The interaction between you, Adel and Paul was fun to watch. I am sorry that you did not go further in the game. Question: Do you think the Final Five will survive past this week? Regardless of who is voted out this week, do you think the Final Five will bring in Allison or split up and move on to new alliances? Thank you and all the very best. [ed. this question was asked before Canada's HoH nominations were revealed] Thank you so much for the kind words. Um, the final five as you must be keeping up by the time you read this, is in turmoil. They were always shaky from day 1 with everyone in the house, but NO ONE had the balls to put them up except for me and Adel. I think we are seeing the final 5 implode and now be completely destroyed soon. From MsBebeAngel in New Brunswick: Kyle, Arlie has said he has misplaced 11 packs of cigarettes and KANDREW have said they think you had smuggled them outside the house. Do you think Arlie is the one who decided to get rid of the cigarettes himself, in order to place more stress on KANDREW? Also, any ideas on when the War Room will come back into play this season? I really admire the way you stood by Paul with Adel, good job. Hahahah! OMG, I didn’t even know Arlie smoked? I am still baffled by this and I am pretty sure Arlie is doing that to just throw them off the scent towards ARLIE. The War Room will probably definitely be used again! I can’t see why not! Expect the unexpected! Thank you sooo much - I would have their backs for life! From sugar1plum in Saskatchewan: Hi Kyle, you did a great job and made it into the big brother house. It didn't turn out exactly the way you wanted it to but you made it to a place so many people want to be. That being said, since leaving the house have you been watching the show or any of the live feeds? If you could create a twist in the game to shake things up in the house, what would it be? Final question, does Heather really talk with a fake high pitch voice? Thank you for taking the time to answer our questions on MORTY'S!! Thanks sugar1plum, I have been watching the feeds! As much as I have been playing catch up with my life right now, I am keeping up as best as I can! If I could make up a twist, it would involve me being back in . Heather does indeed sound like a broken chew stick for a dog. Her voice puts smoke detectors to shame. Yes, it is very squeaky and I lose my mind when she goes off on huge rants. I still hear her in my sleep and I have post traumatic stress now. From skarletkate in Hamilton, Ontario: Kyle, applying for the show, interviewing for it, sequester prior to the show and time spent on the show equals a lot of time spent, only to end up being out so early on in the show. Given the opportunity to be on the show again, would you go through all that again? Also, who would YOU like to see win? And who do you think WILL win Big Brother Canada 2? I would go back on the show in a second; it was the greatest experience of my life and has changed me as a person. I am looking ahead and my future looks bright, so we will see what’s next for me! I would love to see my boy Adel win of course, but who I really think may have a chance at winning right now is Arlie. From awiski in Huntsville, Alabama: It seemed to viewers that after you were put up, you didn't fight. Do you feel you didn't fight and if so, why not? Did you have anything planned to try and save yourself but your loyalty to Paul and Adel stopped you? Your right, I did not fight. The house was too much like sheep and numerous girls came up to me and said we want you to stay but the guys don’t. So at that point I was like fuck this im not scrubbing peoples feet or kissing ass im going to do my thing with my boys (Adel and Paul) No one had the balls to really do anything against Kenny and Andrew. (SAD) From canfan137 in Oakville, Ontario: What was the hardest part about being in the BB house: Food? People? No cell phone? Something else? No Facebook! That was the hardest thing because I am social networking like 6 hours of my day! Haha, ugh. From IndigoAquarius in Brantford, Ontario: Who would you have aligned with in the house if Adel and Paul had gone home and why? What do you think of Adel's game play now? It seems he went from target to slipping under the radar. Your speech when you left the house seemed so gracious and from the heart, have you considered using your BB experience to possibly be a role model or motivational speaker for youths? What are your plans now that you are out of the house? If Paul and Adel had left the house I definitely would of aligned myself up with Arlie and Jon. We got along really good in the house so they would of been my go-to boys. I think Adel is in an awesome position. Since he has no one, everyone seems to be ignoring him and he is flying right under the radar! As for my speech, I am still rattled as to why I thought I would say it, but I am so proud of myself and I can hang my head high that I left with such a strong message. There is way too much hate in this world and if my message could change at least one person, that is more to me then $100,000 could ever be. As for my future, I am not sure what is going to happen. I am currently getting my life together, saving some money and we shall see what the future holds. From JEDI in Montreal, Quebec: It's a shame that we didn't get to know you as well as we will know the HouesGuests who stay in there the longest, but you did impress a lot of people with your class and your eloquent exit speech. I imagine that you didn't get enough money out of your BB experience to be able to afford moving out of the basement just yet (even though the experience has left you richer in other ways, for sure!). Has the experience given you the motivation to get yourself out of the basement, and if so, what steps do you plan on taking to achieve your independence and self-reliance? Alternately, perhaps you now appreciate the basement more, and aren't in a hurry to get out of there anymore? Haha, thank you sooo much for those words, that means the world to me! As for my future, I am getting out of my mom's basement and I am moving forward. Life goes on and I got a career choice I had before going into the house ahead of me! Of course, I may spend some money partying and celebrating, but its back to business! I am fully motivated and ready to tackle the future! PS. No, I still hate the basement. Kid can’t get laid with his parents around. From Fuskie in Atlanta, Georgia: This is the second season of Big Brother Canada. Assuming you watched last season and have watched past seasons of Big Brother USA, what are the differences you’ve experienced since Season 1 and how is Big Brother Canada different from Big Brother USA? Would you like to see a cross-over where BB Canada Reality TV stars head into the Big Brother USA house? If one BB USA HouseGuest (from any season, beside Dan) were to have come into your house, who would you have most liked to meet? Truthfully, I never had watched any Big Brothers leading up to my experience and season 1 was boring to me, LOL. But I have since become a super fan and have been catching up. If any BB guest would come into my house, Id love to meet Enzo or Britt from season 12. Enzo is absolutely hilarious and Britt was pure GOLD in the diary rooms. Guys, thank you so much for your questions and kind words. You guys are the ones making this experience one I will never forget. Each one of you has a place in my heart and I cannot wait to bring you along the ride for what’s in store in my future. I cannot say much, but it’s just getting started! I wish all of you the very best in your futures. Remember, if you have a goal, shoot for it! It is never too late to make change for the better in yourself. I was once down on myself but I picked myself back up and before you know it, your heading from your mom's basement to one of the biggest Reality TV shows in Canada. Cheers everyone! Never give up and never have any regrets! Kyle Shore Big Brother Canada 2
  14. 7:15am BBT Arlie is up early and in the house. He goes into the DR for a few minutes before heading to the kitchen which is a mess. He gets a glass of water but ignores the dishes left over from last night. He steps outside and walks quietly around the other sleeping HG.
  15. Kyle was the second house guest evicted from the BBCAN2 House and this good natured muscle man has consent to do an exclusive Morty's TV Big Interview, answering your questions about Big Brother Canada and his former fellow Housemates! Here's what you do. Submit your questions as replies to this thread. The rules are simple. Please keep your questions to just a couple sentences in length so Kyle can read them quickly and focus on his responses. Keep it clean and don't be mean if you want your question to be seen. You can ask targeted and direct questions, but do so politely. After all, that's the Canadian way, eh? The deadline for your questions is midnight, Monday, March 31st. We'll send your questions over to Kyle and he'll pump out some answers, which we'll post back here. So get your questions in and then check back for Kyle's Big Interview responses! Fuskie Who thanks Kyle for his time and willingness to answer your questions...
  16. It looks like BB shut down the YouTube account that had previously uploaded copies of the broadcast episodes. However, they do post their on digital copies online after midnight at Of course you need to be in Canada to view it. Or they need to THINK you are in Canada. Enter http://hola.org.''>http://hola.org.'>http://hola.org. Fuskie Who leaves it to you to figure out how to use this web site to get what you want...
  17. We hope to live tweet the live shows too! Fuskie Who needs more Canadians to go to http://gisatl.org/bbca and register to be a Morty's TV TFU...
  18. Sassy, we are certainly hoping there are ways for Americans to to watch the episodes and live feeds. For those in the USA who want to be a TFU for the BBCA season, we're asking you to go ahead and register at http://gisatl.org/bbca and we'll let you know as soon as we have a solution. Fuskie Who is on the lookout for a few good updaters...
  19. We're crossing our fingers! Fuskie Who is currently recruiting Canadians to be TFUs for the season at http://gisatl.org/bbca...
  20. It’s that time of the year again, if you’re Canadian, for Big Brother Canada Season 2! They’ve moved the game to a new location and built a whole new house. But will they get a set of houseguests who know how to follow directions on Finale night? Morty’s TV is gearing up to cover Big Brother Canada like no other and we need to all upon you once again for your help as Twitter/Facebook Updaters (TFUs). We are doing things a little differently this year, utilizing an on-line sign-up. Please provide all information requested. It will be kept in confidence and used only for the Morty's TV Team TFU for Big Brother Canada. As of now, live feeds will be free to Canadians, with broadcast episodes available to subscribers of Slice TV. If you are American and don't have access, you can still register and we'll let you know if and as soon as there is a work-around for the geo-blocking. If you are American and don't have access to live feeds, go ahead and register if you are interested in helping out and we will let you know was soon as we have a work-around for the geo-blocking. If you are Canadian, please encourage any friends you have who enjoy Big Brother Canada and might be interested in joining our TFU team to register. We need all the help we can get! You can find the registration page at: http://gisatl.org/bbca/ Fuskie Social Media Director, Morty's TV
  21. Day Twenty-Six/Seven - Britain Crowns A Celebrity! Before we check in on the last days of the CBBUK finalists, let's welcome back some familiar faces: Jasmine! Lionel! Liz! Linda! Lee! Evander is noticeably absent from the finale on this wet (what else is new) British night. Voting is now frozen. It's the last night together and the men are in tuxes, the ladies in evening dresses, as they sit down for a final catered dinner in the CBB House. To the other six, Jim toasts, F*ck 'em! Each of the finalist housemates stands to say a few words about the other five. Casey thanks Jim for helping her cope and Dappy for making her laugh. Sam thanks them for making her laugh and cry and laugh again. She thanks Ollie for always being there for her. Ollie stands and says he will most miss waking up and spending 24 hours a day with Sam, and it's in her court what happens next. Look at Sam's smile, Jim says. Luisa says I thought I'd hate Dappy but he's kind and loving. Sam is super smart and determined. Ollie is not a trustifarian. There is more to Casey than a massive pair of boobies and Jim has been the biggest learning curve for me, he's a funny guy. I've learned I could be kinder sometimes, less bossy occasionally, but the biggest thing I learned is not to judge a book by its cover and cater to stereotypes. As for all the beautiful ladies in the house, Dappy jokes, I love Luisa but I love your a$$ more. Beautiful Casey and Sam, we'll be clubbing together in the nearby future. Despite covering all my clothes in fake tan, Ollie is one of the most endearing, kind-hearted, posh men I've met in my entire life, friends forever. The same goes for Jim who I now call Dad. I lost my dad in a very sudden way, and Jim is the closest thing that can match that, I want to be your friend forever. We are the best six of all the housemates. Jim goes last. One of us will win, but to me, all six of us have won already. This is a unique program and it's turned out five unique people and me as their dad. I'll never forget you all and I'll never forget Big Brother, so here's to Big Brother. Just when we thought we were leaving, he says... They drag you back in, the others stand up and shout! The group moves into the DR and gives a message to next group of celebrity housemates: Try to follow this sh*t! The house is in harmony at last. So it's time to get the show on the road and reveal the celebrity who has come in 6th place. The results are in. It's time to talk to the house. Celebrity BB House, this is Emma. Casey, Dappy, Jim, Luisa, Ollie, Sam. They are all holding glasses of champagne. The viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed. I can now reveal the Celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and in 6th place is... Casey! Casey, you have lost your place in the CBB House. Please say your goodbyes. She hugs her former housemates and after a quick makeup touchup from Luisa, ascends the stairs to the front door. Outside you can hear the audience chanting her name. She exits to a mixture of cheers and boos, mostly applause, pausing to pose for the paparazzi. There are five celebrities remaining and voting has reopened. During her interview, Casey reveals she has a history of going back to guys that have hurt her. After the voting freezes again. Should we get another one out? It's time to talk to the house again! Celebrity BB House, this is Emma. Dappy, Jim, Luisa, Ollie, Sam. The viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed. I can now reveal the Celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and in 5th place is... Sam! Sam, you have lost your place in the Celebrity Big Brother House. Please say your goodbyes. She blows kisses to her former housemates after running up the steps, saying I'll see you all in a minute. I'm so happy to be out, she tells Emma. The lines are now open for the final four remaining Celebrity housemates. During her interview, Sam reveals that she was ill for 2 weeks and that really hindered her experience in the house. Voting has frozen again. We have 4 Celebrities left, how about we make it 3. It's time to talk to the house again! Celebrity BB House, this is Emma. Dappy, Jim, Luisa, Ollie. The viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed. I can now reveal the Celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and in 4th place is... Luisa! Luisa, you have lost your place in the Celebrity Big Brother House. Please say your goodbyes. As the last female Celebrity says her goodbyes and walks up the stairs, Jim instructs her to smile and try not break anything. She lifts up her skirt to give the boys a final look before stepping out of the house to a healthy dose of boos converting to cheers. Once again, the lines are now open for our final three Celebrities: Dappy, Jim and Ollie. Who will be crowned champion of Celebrity Big Brother UK Season 13? The last girl standing, viewers either loved or loathed Luisa. She doesn't think she ever crossed the line and but thinks she may have crossed the line with Ollie, he's such a sensitive bloke. Voting is now frozen again as we have 3 Celebrity blokes left. Should we start dishing out some medals? Whose going to be bagging bronze tonight? It's time to talk to the house again! Celebrity BB House, this is Emma. Dappy, Jim, Ollie. The viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed. I can now reveal the Celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and in 3rd place is... Dappy is repeating I'm going to be next, I'm going to be next... Ollie! OMG, Dappy says! Ollie, you have lost your place in the Celebrity Big Brother House. Please say your goodbyes. Well done you two, the fashionably Ollie says on his way out. I love you all, he says to the audience, thank you. A fan hands Ollie a banner reading Made In South Hampton. So it's down to Dappy vs Jim. Whose dreams will come true? The voting lines have reopened. A pumped up and animated Ollie says it's nice to see real people. Ever the gentleman, he says he likes Sam much more than a friend and he very much wants to take her out to dinner, on a South Bank walk in London. The voting lines are now closed for the final time. So, this is it. We're about to find out who you've crowned your winner of Celebrity Big Brother. It's time to talk to the house again! Dappy and Jim are sitting side by side on the living room couch, Dappy a bundle of nervous energy, Jim the calm, experienced senior. Celebrity BB House, this is Emma. Dappy, Jim. Jim points out the cheers Dappy received from the outside. The viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed. For the last six days, the British public has been voting for their winner. I can now reveal the Celebrity housemate with the most votes and the winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2014 is... Dappy is nearly hyperventilating, biting on his crossed fingers. Jim has a soothing hand on his shoulder, but is holding his own breath amidst his stoic demeanor. They are grasping hands for support. Jim! Jim has a look of disappointment on his face as he tells Dappy he's sorry. Emma tells Jim to stay where he is. He stands up slowly and says thank you. Dappy, congratulations, you are this season's Runner Up. I told you you deserved it, Dappy says, hugging Jim. Go for it, Jim says, be a big star. You're back! The countdown from 10 begins and then the doors open and Dappy steps out into the rain, blowing kisses to his fans, wearing a huge smile on his sunglasses-at-night face. Dappy says he never in a million years thought he would come in runner-up to this group of people. In the background, Jim can be seen sitting alone and gathering his thoughts. Dappy said growing up he had a hard time separating Dappy from Costas (his real name is Costadinos Contostavlos) and he's learned how to separate the two. He says he never really grieved for the loss of his father, and Jim taught him so much in such a short time, need I say no more, I love him and call him Dad. We both like cod-fishing. He's hard-bodied on the outside but softy on the inside, more soft than Lee, he jokes. It's time to talk to the house for the last time. Jim, congratulations, you are the winner of Celebrity Big Brother. You have 30 seconds to prepare yourself, your public's waiting! Jim takes a swig of a probably empty champagne bottle, then paces at the bottom of the stairs, muttering here we go, here we go... Jim, please leave the Big Brother house. You are the winner! He walks slowly up the stairs, pounding on the railing and saying bye bye, house. The audience counts down from 10 and the door opens, sparklers celebrating the end of a terrific season. Jim seems almost embraced as he descents the steps that led him handcuffed with Linda into the house just 27 days ago. He's big smiles for the camera, pumping his fists youthfully, shouting Yes! Yes! Yes! In his interview, Jim continues to display uncharacteristic energy as he says the experience is overwhelming to have so much support from the public. He was nominated every time and they never apologized, he says, and I got saved by these people, pointing to the public. He says he wasn't playing a game, when he had arguments, he was just standing his ground and being himself. He was supposed to do it last year but he was unavoidably detained (in jail). He says he didn't want to do it but his kids got at him, his mates got at him, the blokes in the pub got at him. So he did it and just tried to be truthful and show who he really was, not the character the press made him out to be. It takes 2 hands to clap and 2 to argue, he says, talking about Linda, we were forced to be together, a fantastic artist who I admire, we clashed and I can't wait to buy her a pint of Guinness. I may be waiting a long time. He admits to being a bit grumpy and old. I've got a grumpy face, he says. But if you walk away from an argument, it stops. He says Luisa is a very dangerous woman, and I'm still scared to death of her, she knows no rules whatsoever. But once we decided no more arguments in the house, we got to know each other. I'd buy her a pint too. That may happen quicker. We'll see you back here in the summer more fun and games. Please welcome back your winner, Jim! Confetti joins the rain drops falling in the outdoor studio as Jim again pounds his fist and shouts his excitement. He is joined by his fellow housemates, receiving a big hug from Dappy. Wrapping Up... Congratulations to Jim Davidson for winning Series 13 of Celebrity Big Brother UK 2014! 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  22. Day Twenty-Five - Wild West Celebrity Confessions Twenty-five days ago, a dozen housemates entered the Celebrity Big Brother house. Only half remain, hoping to be crowned champion by the voting British public: Casey, Dappy, Jim, Luisa, Ollie and Sam. This is their story. A rejuvenated Jim jokes with Casey, who wants to go exercise. You have big muscles, Jim says, they need a lot of pumping. Dappy is secretly applying Ollie's fake tan. Luisa in the DR still can't get over Lee's surprise eviction. She is surprised she made it to the finale considering how annoying she is but she's grateful that the public keeps voting for her to stay. Ollie tells BB he's worried about Dappy starting to use his makeup. Casey announces to Dappy and Jim that she and Luisa will do face masks and get in the bath. Dappy and Jim decide to gatecrash the girls' morning. Jim says 2 buckets of ice cold water. Dappy says wait until they're nice and warm. They sneak the water into the bathroom now while the girls are in the bedroom getting ready. A few minutes later, Ollie is applying the clay to Casey's face as Jim brushes his teeth. Sam is in the DR talking about how the adreniline is kicking in with only 2 more sleeps to go. Luisa and Casey ask Jim to tell them a story and he starts: Once upon a time, there was a man who went to the planet Dappy, and on the planet Dappy, there were these creatures (Dappy has gone to retrieve the hidden buckets of ice cold water) that lived near a nice big waterfall where lovely clear ice cold water fell down from the sky... Dappy has chickened out and left the water and is backing out of the bathroom. What are you doing, Jim asks, I'm telling my story! Jim reaches down to get the buckets of water, and repeats, ice cold water... He takes the water and tosses it onto Casey and Luisa who scream in shock. Dappy, Ollie and Jim laugh. That was our task, Jim says, we set ourselves a task. Dappy wimps out, telling the girls he would have emptied the cold water slowly. Sam and Ollie are making inappropriate bread, shaped like penises and boobs. It feels like a willy when you hold it like that, Sam says, I haven't said one in ages! Luisa says I don't even want to know what your penis looks like. I've got a good looking willy, Ollie claims. BB gives Dappy a secret task create a rap about his fellow housemates that mentions prizes on display in the DR, without letting the housemates know that it's at task. BB gives Dappy some hip hop help to get his creative juices flowing. He's not good with freelancing but works out some words in the DR and in the bedroom before delivering his performance. Downstairs, Sam says the limited alcohol they've had has probably saved them. The talk turns to Lionel who Jim says acts gay but had kids and would get upset if you asked him about it. Dappy is ready to rap, starting with Ollie holding the breaded willy. He first raps to Ollie mentioning fake tan, Sam mentioning ice cream, and Luisa mentioning Pizza. BB calls the housemates to reveal the secret task and lets them know he has won them spotted dick (a fruit pudding), fake tan, ice cream, chocolate and pizza, then delivers those prizes to the house. Oh, that's what that was about, Jim says as the other housemates congratulate Dappy. Casey talks German vocabulary with Jim, who tells her that Büstenhalter is German for bra. He correctly guesses that Casey's knockers are double-G. He says he has GG pants. In the DR, Ollie does impressions of his housemates. He says he has a hard time with Dappy because it's street. Jim is hard because he doesn't say much but has a patented move. He proves he's channeled his fellow housemates pretty well after 25 days. Later in the afternoon, Jim is in a contemplative mood in the tree house loft. Casey, Luisa and Sam give Ollie advice on talking to girls in the living room. Ollie wants to whisper to a girl that she's beautiful but the girls tell him it's cringy to do that in bed. Ollie calls Dappy to test his whispering in Dappy's ear. Dappy wisely sides with the girls on the creepiness factor. Are you mad, Ollie asks? It's Big Brother's Last Chance Saloon where BB will ask each housemate questions written by each other and viewers. Casey goes first, saying she would marry Ollie, snog Dappy and avoid Lee. And have an affair with Jim. I'll take it, Jim says. She's asked if she's ever had sex with a woman (no) and Jim spits out his drink in surprise. When asked what happened in the toilet, she asks coyly, which toilet? Luisa goes next and decides between Jim, Dappy and Ollie, that Dappy would have multiple orgasms during sex, followed by Jim and Ollie. You got that in the wrong order, Jim quips. Luisa admits to having had a wet dream about going down on Liz. You're obsessed on sex, says Luisa, whose life is obsessed about sex. She admits she has a superiority complex and yes, she is better than everyone else. You might be a cow, Jim owns, but you're our cow. When asked if he secretly wishes he were sharing a bed with Sam, Ollie says no while shaking his head yes. When pressed for more, he becomes flustered. He rates Sam a good 8 out of 10. His favorite sex position is missionary and he hates doggie. How can you say that, Dappy asks? He describes Sam in 10 words as dry sense of humor, smiley, caring, intelligent, intriguing, elegant, shy, loving and orange (her fake tan color). Sam is next, saying it would be OK if Ollie tried snogging her on camera, and their babies would be named after fake tans. Dappy is next, describing his willy as thicker than his wrist, and long as well with a big head. He admits to having stolen and used Ollie's fake tan and describes Luisa as bossy, intimidating and voluptuous. So I'm bossy, scary and fat, Luisa says, I love you too. She could boss him around in bed sometime and would like to enter her domain and shoot her with his minions. Jim is next, saying Ollie is more down to earth than Dappy because Dappy doesn't dome from earth. He moves at the speed of light. He says if he was a woman, he would want to be a woman of horizontal refreshment named Polo because he'd make a mint with a hole. Luisa is a little slow to get the joke. Jim says it would be nice to win but this is a house made fun by 5 young people here and he would be proud to share the winner's podium even from the bottom, it's been an honor. Later in the evening, Jim and Luisa are chatting and Luisa says she doesn't care if she got booed. She could deal with it better than anyone else in the house. Outside, Casey tells Ollie and Sam she wishes her BB experience had been different. Sam says Lee is gone and you're still here and no matter what is said, people saw you had genuine feelings for him. Back at the dining table, Jim says to Luisa he was up against a bright woman who had it in for him, so when he said those things to her, he meant it to hurt so she would lay off. Luisa laughs says it made her respect him, no one stands up to her in life. She says she doesn't want Dappy to think she's intimidating but she gets that a lot from guys. it's not attractive, Jim says, it's like being assertive, it makes people feel awkward about you. The thing about an audience, Jim quotes, is they love sincerity and if you can fake that, you've got it made. Luisa thinks she'll never get a boyfriend after the BB House. Jim says that's because you walk up to people and ask to have sex with them. Not with the nice boys she says. But then the not nice ones talk about you to the nice ones behind your back. Luisa says she doesn't have sex with everyone, sometimes she's gone to a sex party and not had sex at all. She thinks if she meets the right person, he'll accept her past. Men find that difficult, Jim says. Out in the garden, Dappy and Casey dance on the benches and howl to the moon, celebrating making it to the final. Ollie describes what his first date will be with Sam to Luisa and tells her that Luisa can't come. Casey comes into the house worried that she's being portrayed that she chased Lee. Jim says she was easily susceptible to his advances, he was like a child. You didn't even shag, did you, Jim asks? Jim takes some alone time in the garden while Dappy sets the record straight in the DR, telling BB he's glad for the opportunity to show his real self. On the living room floor, Ollie says he doesn't know how to act around Sam. What are the options, Sam asks? You've never responded to comments, you challenge them. What does that mean, she asks? You never react to comments, he says. Give me an example, she prompts. It doesn't matter, Ollie deflects. There are a million things I want to say on the outside, he says. To me or everyone? Just you, he says. With Jim sitting at the table watching, the other five housemates dance goodnight in front of the mirror. After the housemates are in bed with the lights out, BB announces: This is Big Brother. Goodnight, housemates. Coming up... There's only 24 hours left in the Celebrity Big Brother UK 2014 Winter Season, and for Ollie, Sam, Dappy, Luisa, Casey and Jim, they've done all they could to win the favor of the voting British public. Over in the UK, this season has been so successful that it was extended an additional 5 days. Who will take home Rylan's crown? Catch all the details of the Celebrity Big Brother UK finale on our coverage page at http://mortystv.com/bbuk!
  23. Day Twenty-Four - The Gift That Keeps On Giving Day 24 and the celebrities wake up in the aftermath of Jasmine's visit to the Celebrity Big Brother house during the Frozen Time shopping task. The task continues today and Dappy and Jim discuss Lee over breakfast. He seeks attention, Jim says, he can't help himself. Casey has an early cry in the DR over her parents being upset with her. She is upset with Jasmine coming in and ruining their last few days in the house. She says she never threw herself at Lee and they will continue to be good friends. Dappy comes out of the shower wearing nothing but a bunched up towel in front of his groin. Lee is the only one there to enjoy his dancing. Ollie talks finances with Luisa and Jim. In the bathroom, it's Lee's turn to towel off in his birthday suit. Did Casey come in looking for a boyfriend or a career, Dappy asks? Her career, Lee answers, that's why I don't get all this talk about her having feelings for him. The grandfather clock chimes and its Casey's mother who sneaks up behind her daughter's back. She sits down next to Casey who breaks into tears again. I am so proud of you, mom says, you are doing so well, I've missed you to pieces. Your friends and your family are all supporting you all the time, but listen to me carefully, keep away from Lee. Lee is standing on the other side of the living room. He tells you one thing, mom continues, then behind your back he makes up things to tell the rest of the house. And when he's in the DR, he says you won't leave him alone. He's mugged you off, darling. Just keep away, you can do this yourself, you don't need nobody else, darling. I know you can. She turns to face Jim and thanks him for looking after her daughter. I think you're a very nice gentleman, she says, kisses Casey on the lisp and repeats her words of advice. I love you back, Casey says. By guys, mom says and she's gone. Dappy, Lee and Luisa come over to comfort Casey. I don't think your mum's the biggest fan of me, Lee says. Jim stands off to the side, takes his glasses off and wipes the tears from his eyes, not saying a word. 9 minutes later, Lee and Ollie share a smoke in the rainy garden. Lee tries to think of what he said that Casey's mom was talking about he said in the DR. I'm going to have people hate me proper when I get out here. Well, a few, Ollie allows. Luisa continues to comfort Casey in the living room. Casey says she can't be in here any more. Luisa tells her to ignore the papers and the trolls on Twitter. Lee walks back into the kitchen and asks Casey for a minute and offers his explanation that her mom was referring to the friends and benefits comment. He says he's never gone to the DR and slagged her off and then come downstairs and pretended otherwise. Casey worries that everyone is going to relive it when they get out. Only for a short while, Lee assures her. In the kitchen, Casey fills Jim in what her mom said about Lee and Jim believing Jim hadn't heard. Does that mean we can have sex, Jim asks jokingly? Lee tells BB in the DR he's pi$$ed off at being made to look like some love rat player. It takes two to tango and he's never mugged Casey. We cuddle as friends and suddenly I'm a bad guy. I'm single, I'm not married, I'm not even in a relationship. Why am I a wanker looking like a f*cking d*ckhead? In the living room, Casey again thanks Jim for taking care of her. Jim tells Casey it's nice to have a troubled daughter. The housemates gather in the living area and the grandfather clock chimes. It's Dappys best friend with a gold megaphone and a female entourage wearing sports bras with Dappy's name on it. The bestie takes Dappy in a tight embrace. Jim jokes that Dappy can leave all his daughters here if he likes. Dappy's brother says Lee, Gd save you. Casey and Luisa laugh. Ollie, love you mate. And then he quickly ducks back into the grandfather clock. Dappy falls to the floor as the other housemates rush to his side. He stayed with me, Dappy says, when all my other friends left me. Lee, Ollie and Dappy play catch the egg but the yolks on Ollie as he drops the egg. It looks like a stork, Dappy says. Luisa, Casey and Sam say 3 more sleeps, girl. Sam jokes that Luisa likes Dappy. Just a little, she admits. The clock chimes, the housemates freeze (sort of) and Luisa's mother comes in with a drawing from Luisa's daughter, Dixie. Luis is in tears as she looks at the drawing. Win the winner, Mommie is the message mom brings from granddaughter. Talking a mile a minute, mom says Jim reminds her of Luisa's father, that's why you're hammer and thongs at each other, he's like Dad! The other housemates manage to keep frozen as mom tells Luisa she's proud of her and loves her, then goes to find Dappy. I've got a message for Dappy, she says. Dappy has a look of fear on his face. Now dangly Dappy, mom says, I want you to keep that in your pants, boy! Dappy and Ollie try to keep a straight face. And Jim, she continues, giving him a peck on the cheek, I love you. Keep entertaining us, she says, walking back through the clock. The clock chimes and Luisa falls apart looking at the drawing from her daughter left behind. I love you infinity is the message. Who was that, Jim asks? She sounds lovely! Jim talks to the clock which seems to be talking back. Jim thinks it's Rylan. It's only 6pm but Lee has gone to bed. Dappy asks him if he's all right and they fist bump. We've done well to get this far me and you, Dappy says. One more day, Lee says. Dappy says that momma thing got to you, didn't it. Of course it did, Lee says. Don't sleep, Dappy says, I don't want you to sleep the last couple days away. You're a beautiful man inside, he says, and outside. Lee says no matter what I do now, I can't win either way. If I say something, she gets upset, if I don't she gets up set, no matter what I do, I can't win. I hear you, bro, Dappy says. Dappy and Lee play a game pitching little marbles into a mug when the clock chimes again. Good luck, Jim, the other housemates say since he's the only one not to receive a family or friend in the house yet. It may not be me, Jim says. It's only you left, mate, Ollie says. Jim's wife and daughter come through the clock and he says hello, baby! They give him a hug and a kiss and tell him how much they love him and they brought him some ironed shirts. Jim says he'll give them to Luisa. The daughter heads over to Dappy and thanks him for being so nice to her dad. Jim asks his wife if everything's all right and she says everything's fine. One more hug and the girls wave goodbye to the rest of the house and head back through the clock which chimes to release the the housemates. They compliment him on how gorgeous his wife and daughter are. Jim walks alone into the bedroom and the others give him 5 minutes to compose himself. Right, Jim says, then returns to the living room. BB has provided the housemates with champagne and canopies in at the dining table when music is piped into the house with the Grammy winning song Get Lucky. Ollie, Luisa and Casey are dancing while Lee buries his head in his arm. Then the clock chimes, Ollie and Casey standing in front of each other in a dance pose, trying not to laugh. The clock chimes again and the music resumes as does the dancing. Lee heads to the toilet to be alone with his thoughts. 7 minutes later, the housemates are called to the living room, speculating why. Jim wonders if they lied about the transmission date and this is the final tonight. Surely not, his fellow housemates say. They might, Jim jokes, and don't call me Shirley! He gets weak laughs. Something's going on, Lee says. I hope so, Jim says. The grandfather clock chimes and all conversation stops as the housemates freeze. It's Emma they whisper under their breaths as she steps through the clock. Oh no, Jim says. Celebrity Big Brother house, this is Emma. The eviction music hits the living room like a sonic boom. Casey, Dappy, Jim, Lee, Luisa, Ollie, Sam, on Friday we told you that you'd all made the Celebrity Big Brother final. That was a lie. Oh no, Casey says, wiping the hair out of her eyes. All eyes are on Emma as the housemates, suddenly nominees, try to remain frozen. For the past 48 hours, Emma says, the British public has been voting for their winner. Tonight the housemate with the fewest votes so far will be evicted from the house and will leave with me immediately. The housemates let out quiet gasps as Emma continues. I can now reveal the Celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and sixth to be evicted is... Lee! Lee throws his fist up in the air, and says I knew it. He jumps up and says thank you so much! Lee, you have lost your place in the Celebrity Big Brother house. You do not have 30 seconds to say goodbye. Let's go! She takes his hand and leads him through the grandfather clock. Lee blows them a kiss and says thank you guys. He tosses something to Sam. The clock chimes and the housemates react. My heart just started pounding, Dappy says. That's it, Luisa says stunned, Lee's gone! Jim calls Casey over to sit next to him. You all right? Yeah, she says. We wasn't expecting that tonight, was we, Sam says. One minute he's on the sofa, Luisa recaps, the next minute he's F*cked off through the clock! He's just gone! Gone! It's like f*cking Narnia! Casey and Ollie are talking about Lee in the garden. I can't believe he's gone, Ollie says, how do you feel? Weird, Casey says, because as much as we've had our ups and downs I feel like I've experienced the most with him because we were chained together and everything that's happened since, it feels like that's the end now. In the living room, Jim asks Luisa to explain to him how he's sexist. I don't want to have a fight, Luisa says. I want to know why so I can stop being it, Jim explains, do you understand that? Luisa backpedals and says I instantly liked you when I came in here and you'll watch it back... I won't, Jim declares. Luisa says she used to go to the DR and say how much she liked him and it wasn't true what the papers said, what people said. I don't really know what happened in the second week. Don't you, Jim probes? Luisa says she laughed at his jokes but the house makes you paranoid. She also admits to saying things to wind people up. Jim says it's good to know I'm not sexist. You let your self down, he continues, by agreeing with you-know-who. I know you couldn't help it, he says, she's a very scary woman (talking about Linda). She was very influential in the house, Luisa admits. That's why she's not here, he says. Maybe, Luisa allows. A little later, Jim touches base with Ollie in the garden and asks him if it's too personal to ask, does he have a bloke partner now? No, Ollie says. I read some stuff in the paper, Jim says. It's all bollox, Ollie says disdainfully. It doesn't bother me one bit, Jim says, I just want you to be happy. In the bedroom, Luisa is basking on the wonders of sleeping with an eye mask. Dappy is taking off his clothes and says he feels so wild today, he's got to do something crazy. Dappy has a hat covering his front privates and a towel covering his backside. Luisa doesn't see any of this under the eye mask. You what, she asks? I want to do something crazy, she adds, not seeing Dappy dancing through the bedroom to the door. And I'm doing it, Dappy announces, heading out into the garden. What are you doing, a still oblivious Luisa asks? Dappy's naked, Luisa shouts, having taken off her eye mask! He's going in, Jim exclaims! Jim runs over to the hot tub. Just for you, Dappy laughs, just for you! Ollie is on his feet laughing too. With one hand over his rear, the other holding on to the hat in front, he gives Jim a kiss. He dances around to Luisa who has come outside who tries to get out of his way, picking up the towel and trying to wrap it on him. They head back into the bedroom. Just let me look, Luisa jokes, padding his head with the towel instead of letting him wrap it around his midsection. Ollie and Sam enjoy some pillow talk in the bedroom where Sam asks if Ollie is a whisperer. Ollie replies it makes it more really lovely to do the whatever, you know what I mean? Sam says she's just loud. They talk about scenarios when they would whisper. Sam thinks whispering you are beautiful is romantic. Sam doesn't agree. In the kitchen, Casey tells Luisa she doesn't feel relieved Lee is gone, but sad. Even with what his mom said, she liked him. Even though he almost pied you off? I shouldn't let someone treat me like that, Casey agrees. Luisa says perhaps you're better off. Luisa says Lee kept saying they were just friends and Luisa would ask him if Casey knew that. Casey says a chapter has closed in my life, and that's the end of that. Without a lot of reward, Luisa says. No, Casey sighs. Coming Up... I think it's safe to say the housemates have failed their shopping task, though perhaps they never had a chance. Dappy, Jim, Sam, Ollie, Casey and Luisa are your final six and the British public are voting for their winner. Who will take home the Celebrity Big Brother Crown and what last minute obstacles will Big Brother place in their way? Be sure to check out our coverage page at http://mortystv.com/bbuk for the latest news from the Celebrity Big Brother UK House!
  24. Day Twenty-Three - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word The crowds have gathered in the interview box outside and out of earshot of the Celebrity Big Brother house for a special Sunday Night eviction but did anyone remember to invite the housemates? The British public has been voting to win and the housemate with the least votes will be evicted. And that party invitation will be rescinded personally in the house. It's a surprise party and for one housemate, the party is about to be over. Day 23 and the housemates woke up Saturday morning, believing all seven had made it to Wednesday's season finale and were safe. Casey wakes up in Lee's arms, Dappy jumps on Ollie and Jim heads to the toilet. Luisa jokes Lee can't get up because he's got a giant penile erection. In the bathroom, Luisa asks Lee if Jasmine is dumped. Lee says it's a difficult situation but he hasn't promised either Casey or Jasmine anything. There's a large grandfather clock against the wall in the living room with the power to stop time. When the clock chimes, housemates must freeze whatever they are doing until it chimes again. Luisa doesn't think they would send in her best friend. Dappy says anything could happen. The clock chimes and the housemates freeze, then Lee's bandmates from Blue come in singing One Love Is All You Need. They hold the microphone up to Lee's mouth for his vocal and he struggles to maintain his composure. Luisa gets a kiss, as does Dappy from the gay member of the band. See ya later, Leroy, they say before exiting. Lee falls to the floor and his housemates fall on top of him laughing. Casey worries what the boys in the band think of her. Ollie thinks it's a weird discussion. Lee wonders if they were trying to send him a message or just having fun with him. Luisa tells him he could be unintentionally leading Casey on. Lee doesn't think Jasmine will even want him when they get out of here. Casey tells Lee she was really intimidated by the boys in Blue. The clock chimes and the housemates freeze. Sam's mother comes into the house and goes straight to her for a big hug and kiss. Ollie is crying in place as mom tells Sam how amazing she's been and how proud they are of her. How about Ollie then, she says, he's gorgeous! I want to curl you up and take you home with me, I love you loads! She goes over to Ollie and rolls his shoulders, saying you're such a gentleman and everyone outside loves you too! Ollie and Sam hug as everyone tells Sam how gorgeous her mom looks. A little while later, Oliver's mother, sister and dog find him in the backyard. Ollie breaks down crying again as the dog shows his master how much he misses him, licking him non-stop all over the face. Nice to meet you, Dappy, the sister says to a frozen Dappy. Keep it up, Ols, they tell him as they head back into the house and through the clock. Dappy jumps up to give a sobbing Ollie a hug. Casey is grooming Lee, whose head is on Casey's lap. The clock chimes again and former housemate Jasmine comes in. I'm back, she says and Ollie has a look of horror on his face. Lee is quickly sits up and moves away from Casey. Jasmine sits down next to Casey, telling her that Lee told he really really like her and only liked Casey as a friend, and as soon as she left, Casey threw herself at him. Ollie and Sam share uncomfortable frozen grins. It's kind of embarrassing, Jasmine says, because you intentionally and deliberately went out to hurt me. Lee's face is ashen. Jim has moved to the bedroom door so he can listen in. I've had to sit at home, Jasmine continues, and watch this every day as you throw it in my face. Casey keeps her face frozen as Jasmine says I've seen everything, I've seen you put your t*ts on his face and saying how horny you are, please cuddle me and I can't wait to have sex when we get out of here (Lee is now grimacing in pain), just a lot of intentionally, hurtful things. Jasmine gets up and goes over to Lee. And you, she says to him, are you aware of all the things you said to me? You know what you said, the whole world knows what you said. Breaking silence, Lee responds we're friends. Who, Jasmine asks? Me and Casey. That's why you're in the bathroom last night, Jasmine pounces, making out with her? No I wasn't, Lee denies. I just watched it on TV, Jasmine says. We've been affectionate as friends, Lee tries to explain, nothing else. Jim sticks his head through the bedroom door to see what's happening. Maybe there's been some harmless flirting, Lee allows. It's so hurtful, Jasmine says, because she has feelings... Tell me what I said, Lee asks, tell me what I said? You're hurting her, Jasmine accuses, you're hurting me, it's not fair! Casey continues to be stone faced as Lee says he knows what he's done, and promises Jasmine they've not done anything. Jim is standing in the doorway watching. We're friends, Lee repeats. This might be a game to you..., Jasmine says This isn't a game to me, Lee counters. Casey has true feelings for you and you lead her on to believe that. Lead her on, Lee cries, turning to face Casey, do I lead you on? Casey stays frozen. I don't lead anyone on, Lee says, turning back to face Jasmine. I think you do, she says. Lee turns to Dappy, Ollie, Sam and Dappy and apologizes, saying he just can't sit here and take it. Jasmine jumps up and screams Hi, Dappy, giving him a big hug and kiss. I love you guys and miss you, LuLu (Luisa), Jasmine says, I adore you all, even you, Case. I'm not upset, she says, it's just hurtful that the minute I left... It's not what you think it is, a defeated Lee says. It didn't happen like that, Casey finally says, we didn't speak for 2 days. I saw you ask him do you want a blow job, Jasmine accuses Casey, and Lee says yeah, we'll call it a puppy treat. Sam is having trouble not laughing. Lee says I said maybe we'll call it a puppy treat. It's a lot of banter. I gotta go, Jasmine cuts him off, I love you all, bye. She gives Lee a kiss on the lips and Casey a peck on the cheeks. Adios, Amigos and she walks back through the clock. The clock chimes and Lee gets up and goes to the bedroom, Casey straight to the toilet. No one else says anything except Jim who walks into the living room and asks, anything good? What happened? Luisa tells him Jasmine came in. Jim says he heard the shouting and stuck his head in but doesn't think he broke the law. Lee is in the bedroom, head in his hands. Oah, he moans. The vote lines are now frozen and the final visitor in the Frozen Time task will be Emma, revealing the surprise eviction. And when the clock chimes again and the housemates can move, the housemate with the fewest votes to win will have left with her. But first, after Jasmine's return, Lee tells Dappy, Jim and Ollie seeing Jasmine kills him, he laughs and jokes and flirts with Casey but to be honest, I wanted back Jasmine outside here. It's none of our business, Jim asks, is it? In the toilet, Casey is crying to Sam and Luisa. I don't care about that whole Lee and Jasmine thing, I just feel awful for my parents, that's what I'm bothered about. You're parents know you're on a TV show, Luisa says. Jim knocks on the door and enters the toilet. Lee tells Ollie and Dappy he's not affectionate with Casey the same way he was with Jasmine, the way I looked at her and stroked her face, I don't do that with Casey. It's totally different things, it's all fun and tongue and cheek. Dappy says I know. Ollie says think about how it looks, like sharing a bed last night. I didn't mean for that, Lee says, and to be honest, all we did was have a cuddle. I'm not leading her on. Casey exits the toilet wearing sunglasses to hide her red eyes. It may look like that to the outside world and it may look like that to Jasmine, but it's not the truth. Casey knows exactly how I feel about it and she understands and is cool with it. In the living room, Casey is drinking a cup of tea. Jim says you've done nothing wrong. It's my mum and dad, Casey sobs. Your mum and dad will believe you even more. They're going to be so embarrassed about this. They won't, Jim says, they're big people. Be proud of what you've done here, Luisa says as Jim gets up to give her a hug. This is for me, not for you, he says. I feel like I've let them down, Casey says. Never, Jim says. Back in the bedroom, Lee says I'm a single man. I think you think that, Ollie advises, but I don't think she's (Casey) a little bit in love with you, mate. Dappy says she could just be sitting at home saying I'm waiting, I'm waiting, he gave me that look, that means something. Dappy's right, Ollie says. I swear to you, Lee swears, I haven't given her that look deep in her eyes. It's the cuddling, the stroking, that's all she sees, Dappy says. Then we can't be like that, Lee realizes. Exactly, Dappy says, finally getting through. I don't mean to hurt her, Lee says. Lee finally comes out of the bedroom to ask Casey if she's all right. She cries in his arms, saying she doesn't give a sh*t about the whole you and I thing, I'm embarrassed for my parents, mortified for my family. You shouldn't be, Lee says, that's why I had to speak, I couldn't sit there and take what she was saying because it wasn't true. They're saying I'm leading you on is bullsh*t, it's flirting in a harmless way and you ain't done anything wrong. I don't see me being disrespectful to anyone, we haven't been snogging each other's faces off, we haven't been vulgar to each other in a certain way, and that is the Gd's honest truth. Dappy, Ollie, Luisa and Sam are sitting around the dining table. He never thought about how it looks, Sam says, it's his own fault. He's a grown man and... In the tree house loft, Jim asks Casey why she's listening to anything this woman (Jasmine) said? You've been acting classy, you haven't been nominated and everyone loves you. But she's saying, Casey weeps... F*ck her, Jim responds, you are you. Be proud of you, and trust me, there is no way your parents aren't going to be proud of you, otherwise there's no way you would have gotten those nobs out in the Daily Star in the first place. Casey laughs at that and gives Jim a thankful hug. Have a cry, Jim says, but there's nothing to cry about. In the living room, Luisa tells Lee that Casey is living with a thread of hope and he has to not jump into bed with her, lay with her on the sofa all day. Lee says he's told her there's nothing going on and he does care what Jasmine thinks, more than anything? Then why jump in the bed with Casey? It's harmless, Lee says, and I'm not WITH Jasmine. It's not harmless, Luisa says, you don't realize how bad it makes you look. I do realize, he says. Then don't do it, Luisa says. I know, Lee says, I'm not gonna now. It's 10:28pm and most of the housemates are asleep, Casey sharing a bed with Ollie. Do you think I've done anything wrong, she whispers? Not at all, he assures, they're your emotions. Love you, she says. Love you too, he answers. Thank you for being there for me, she says. Don't be silly, he replies. Lee is in the DR asking to leave a message for Jasmine. I want to say he never led Casey on and I know there have been things said but I've said from the offset to Casey that we're just friends, I want to be friends the way we was but we're just enjoying each other's company, harmless fun. I don't want you thinking as soon as you left I jumped back on Casey's boat, because I didn't. Maybe you seen some stuff that's been perceived in a certain way but it's not like that. I just want to speak to Jasmine, I want to tell her that everything I said and still feel about her is the same, it's not changed. I like Casey as a friend and that's it, that's all it is and Casey knows that and I know that and I want Jasmine to know Jasmine to know that. I don't really care a f*ck what anyone else says. BB fades out with the music: What am I going to do, what am I going to do, when sorry seems to be the hardest word - Elton John It's time to drop the eviction bombshell. Emma is standing inside the grandfather clock, about to enter the house. We are now LIVE in the Celebrity Big Brother House. Jim, Lee, Dappy, Sam, Casey, Ollie and Luisa are sitting in the living room. Jim wonders if they lied about the transmission date and this is the final tonight. Surely not, his fellow housemates say. They might, Jim jokes, and don't call me Shirley! He gets weak laughs. Something's going on, Lee says. The grandfather clock chimes and all conversation stops as the housemates freeze. It's Emma they whisper under their breaths. Oh no, someone says. Emma gives a sly smile and a mischievous laugh. Look at you all sat here. Looking very relaxed, Dappy. Walking around the room, she says, Jim's looking lovely. Ollie looks beautiful, Sam looks cheeky, Luisa's always looking naughty. Luisa lets out a slight laugh. Lee's looking very nervous, Emma says. Celebrity Big Brother house, this is Emma. The eviction music hits the living room like a sonic boom. Casey, Dappy, Jim, Lee, Luisa, Ollie, Sam, on Friday we told you that you'd all made the Celebrity Big Brother final. That was a lie. All eyes are on Emma as the housemates, suddenly nominees, try to remain frozen. For the past 48 hours, Emma says, the British public has been voting for their winner. Tonight the housemate with the fewest votes so far will be evicted from the house and will leave with me immediately. The remaining housemates must stay frozen or risk severe consequences. I can now reveal the Celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and sixth to be evicted is... Lee! Lee throws his fist up in the air, and says I knew it. He jumps up and says thank you so much! Lee, you have lost your place in the Celebrity Big Brother house. You do not have 30 seconds to say goodbye. She takes his hand and leads him through the grandfather clock. Lee blows them a kiss and says thank you guys. He tosses something to Sam. She's so sexy, she's so hot, the housemates say as the clock door closes. The clock chimes and the housemates react. OMG, they say, not about Lee's eviction but about how gorgeous Emma was. Luisa says it's a good thing he left through the clock, he would have hated to have been booed. Casey sits in stunned silence. Coming Up... That had to be the most difficult thing I've ever seen on Big Brother. Lee is gone and a huge storyline has gone with him. The voting lines have reopened as Jim, Casey, Luisa, Sam, Dappy and Ollie remain in the Celebrity Big Brother House, facing the season finale on Wednesday. How will the housemates react to the surprise eviction and how will the British public react to their final six housemates as they vote for the winner? What more does BB have in store for the housemates and can he possibly top this? Let me know who you think is going to win this season of Celebrity Big Brother! Be sure to check out our coverage page at http://mortystv.com/bbuk for the latest news from the Celebrity Big Brother UK House!

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