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Pro stalker here.
Shot? Ohhhh it's not a shot my little human.
So many Beat Boxing jokes so little time...
scuba's started a fun new game called spit & run. So tap tap.. SPIT! Runs...
U know the saying When you close one door another one opens. Wouldn't pines & safe weather be nice out that new door?
Got a new Super Deluxe BOB did'ja? Kinky thang.
Yes mamm, just fine. Little sore & very sad but OK. Thanx for checking. One less pin in your dolls butt today.
Yes. But I also own a wood-chipper. How badly do you want revenge?
It's the other way around. IT asks me for advice... hehehe
>---- zingggg
poke poke poke... time's up... back to poking..
thbbbttttttttttttt
!! BURP !!
On a star clicky spree HAHAHA
I was going to change my name too. But SheWhoEatsFelloowPostersForLunch was denied.
Well done. Now hand over your candy.
Slides a dead fish in yer underwear drawer & flies out cackling...
Were you gone? smirk, snickers, grins
Places toenail & fingertip in ziplock bag. Tips hat and runs out.
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((bOOm))
Tosses TnT and runs like h*ll!
pokes jinxyyyy voodoo doll in butt with a hatpin. poke..poke..poking around..
*stares*
Slithers in...pulls out laser gun.. shoots a star.. snickers and slithers out.
Swipes a star & zooms out laffing evilly...