Reaper

Trust Me, I've seen the wart (Twice, lol) you are not missing anything!!! Look away, nothing to see here... Thanks for the add!!!!

Yes in fact, that was a HOWDY... Would you prefer, "YO G WHAT'S CRAKA LACKIN?"

Howdyyyyy stranger!!!

So, why are studdering when you leave me comments these days???

Stops by to check on your back wearing my cop uniform... Hmmmm, too bad you're asleep... Maybe another time... How was Sven last night???

I was probably going to sleep when you were racing to be 1st to the bathroom this AM... Not Lazy, just addicted to that damn game LOL!!! Why? Jealous???

Stops in to say hey... So, HEY!!!

You should be happy, Sid the Kid and the Pens look as though they're gonna lose game 1... Yep, they lost... It should be good Finals, though... See ya

After picking up all Your ASS HAIR yet again, I sneak into your room and paint ur walls with glue, open up all 4 garbage bags of ASS HAIR, and use my industrial sized fan to create a shag carpet look in here... All you need now is a lava lamp!!! LMAO

*Cough Hack Sneeze Cough Hmmpppppphhhhhh Hack Sneeze!!! DAMN ASS HAIR!!! Keep it in your own room!!! *Sniffles*

Silly little girl, you took everything I leave out for guests, I satsh the GOOD stuff... Now, I'm off to re-paint my room... ARGHHHH!!!

Somebody's grumpy today!

Oh crap! I forgot what was in that drink! Do you remember anything??? Cuz, I'm a little fuzzy! Oh wait, yes, it's all coming back to me now, Muwahahaaaaaa!

Please excuse Wicky and her pervertedness... I'll have a talk with her... ;o)

DAMN ur HOT!!!

*I'm shaking at the knees* Don't be jealous Marty, Wicky talks about you ALL the time!!! It's like Marty this, and Marty that, GUH!!! LOL Just sayin...

Love having you in my dreams, er, I mean nightmares... LOL

Yo yo yo Mrs. Fro!!! Stops in to say hey!!! SO, Hey!!

opens door ever so slowly... Sneaks in, turns on faucet, just enuff, to make it go DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP... Gotta pee yet? DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP... *Cackles & Leaves*

STOP STALKING ME!!!

Wanna toke??? All the cool kids are doing it???

*Stalks in* I mean sneaks in to say good morning!!! CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CALLED ME A STALKER!!! Whatev!!!

Ppffffffttttttttt!!! SLEEPY HEAD!!!

Matthew MacConaughey is gay btw... *Stumbles off*