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Advice for Future Houseguests of America.


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Bring An Extra Tooth Brush

If you're going to lie, don't lie about people who are not in the house. (Such as your spouse, your kids etc)

If you're going to be in a show-mance, remember -- less is more. People don't really enjoy watching you swap spit all day. Play hard to get with the feeds, we'll thank you for it in the end.

The best alliances require you to do nothing. Whenever possible allow others to do your heavy lifting.

Pretend this is pre-school -- remember the buddy system. Never go anywhere without a friend. The more friends you have in the beginning the better.

Keep your arms and legs, and coochie inside the vehicle at all times. This means keep your goodies covered, and your hands out of your pants, or your nose!

Story time: Keep your stories light, and humorous. Try not to mention booze, drugs, or overt sexual acts or you will be burned alive by the message boards.

Compete in competitions to the best you're able -- if you become too big of a threat, throw one or two. Never get too cocky.

Use your HOH wisely. Use this time to try to broker deals.

Save water, bathe with a friend. This time honored BB ritual has been known to save one from the block.

Whenever possible throw a random vote in the wrong direction, and use this distraction to plant suspicion in the minds of a rival alliance. Getting them to knock out their own pegs? Priceless!

Refrain from using words like "honor, integrity". We all know you're BS. (As no one is perfect).

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Never get too cocky.

Yeah ONLY one guy was able to pull that off and won 1 1/2 times. People have tried to duplicate him (Brian) and I don't think they would ever be successful. (Unless of course Patrick Swasey was alive and he went into the BB house. :smitten: )

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Keep in mind that while some of America may want to see you have sex in the BB house, your family probably doesn't. At the least have some respect for them and keep your "goodies" covered.

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Bring An Extra Tooth Brush

If you're going to lie, don't lie about people who are not in the house. (Such as your spouse, your kids etc)

If you're going to be in a show-mance, remember -- less is more. People don't really enjoy watching you swap spit all day. Play hard to get with the feeds, we'll thank you for it in the end.

The best alliances require you to do nothing. Whenever possible allow others to do your heavy lifting.

Pretend this is pre-school -- remember the buddy system. Never go anywhere without a friend. The more friends you have in the beginning the better.

Keep your arms and legs, and coochie inside the vehicle at all times. This means keep your goodies covered, and your hands out of your pants, or your nose!

Story time: Keep your stories light, and humorous. Try not to mention booze, drugs, or overt sexual acts or you will be burned alive by the message boards.

Compete in competitions to the best you're able -- if you become too big of a threat, throw one or two. Never get too cocky.

Use your HOH wisely. Use this time to try to broker deals.

Save water, bathe with a friend. This time honored BB ritual has been known to save one from the block.

Whenever possible throw a random vote in the wrong direction, and use this distraction to plant suspicion in the minds of a rival alliance. Getting them to knock out their own pegs? Priceless!

Refrain from using words like "honor, integrity". We all know you're BS. (As no one is perfect).

Love it! Spot on. LOL

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TRUST NO ONE!!!

Get the sheep/floaters out or they will coast to the end like they do all the time.

Don't assume some are weak they all lie.

Do not believe everything another hg tells you.

No one is your friend and no one tells you the truth about who they are and what they do in the outside world.

You are not on vacation think game 24/7 your life in the house depends on it.

Don't play to make it to jury house play for the $500.000 and don't screw up your jury votes.

Do not repeat what others tell you.

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