WickedOne

Mayyyyyyybe you SHOULD on his naughty boy days.

I'm assuming you don't spoon ur hubby.

When's the last time YOU poked someones eyes out hmmm? snickers

nu uh. LOOK!

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Magic keeps mine perfect n perky. And nope, I'm not gonna do yours.

You can go all Madonna-ish and give them the pointy pyramid look.

Skyscraper boobies. i admire that.

Hello.....!! Duct tape! In your case, Industrial Strength.

Never too late yanno? Fluff them Hooters and off ya go!

Hooters waitress?

Becoming a nun? You could be a slutty nun.

So the stuff I wrote about you in all the bathrooms can stay?

floozy

scuba's just sensetive because I made fun of her third nipple issue.

want the pointed straight hats or slightly bent?

Whatever. But don't expect them to wear their pointy lil shoes or bring their big candy canes.

Want a candy cane lil girl? smirk snicker grin cackle

Making fun of scuba always cheers me up. Go on... take a whack at her! smirk cackle

You have group rates?

I could send you a hoard of horny midgets. They're pretty riled up at days end after their elf gigs.

Speaking of a cheap buck. Howz your 2nd job as a hooker coming along?

Well I'd QUIT a job like that!

Howz bout links? My personal fav's! www.bigNspikey.com or www.whipsRus.com

I could send you samples.

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